Poor fucking chef. Wonder if they have to measure out the sauce to such guidelines too.
I’m more concerned that the “big boy” breakfast has only two each of eggs, sausages, and bacon.
About 22 mate
Well they are giving you the option to give or take. Id request that you take all 22 of the beans mate
I always thought it was 239 beans, because one more would be “too farty”.
How many people have complained they didn’t get 22 beans? can’t see the point of the absolute precision on the menu it’s a greasy spoon mate it’s not going into space for nasa.
I see black pudding is not included!
Visualising it, that is a pathetic amount of beans
22 is fuck all.
I would say a small portion is at least 50
“Give or take”
I went to a cafe in Warrington about 20 years ago now. Bloke asked me how many beans I wanted on my beans on toast. I just shrugged and said “I don’t know, 100?” Then he had the gall to ask if I wanted him to count them.
He was just fucking with me but my teen brain had no idea what was happening. Got me good.
I can only assume that a customer once complained about the amount of beans on his plate to the extent they amended their menus to add number of beans so it wouldn’t happen again.
Thats less than mouthful, tight gits
Why does nobody do fried bread anymore 🙁
Two big tablespoons worth?👀
“Give or take”? Nah, mate. You’ll fucking give. And you’ll keep giving till we’ve emptied the tin or filled the plate, yeah? Don’t mug me off with my fucking beans 😤
Sorry, guys, that triggered something there…
It must be an inside joke. And by that I mean a joke that you tell when you’re home alone and no one can hear it
For £9.20 I’m wanting alot more than 22
You wouldn’t even get a decent fart out of 22 beans.
Bloody bean counters
I just checked it. I fit eight beans per spoonful. Twenty two is shit.
There are way more than that in a tin of beans. Just ask Josh Widdicombe.
22 is sweet FA! 😂
Wonder how many chia seeds for the avocado on toast.
Do they count each bean 🫘 lol 😂
Not enough
😂 The saddest portion of beans Ive come across.
It’s great to see that more autistic people are being given business opportunities – we’re in dire need of that level of clarity and organisation
Holy shit you can eat a vegan 😂😂😂
That’s been added because of pissed off customers complaining they get half a shot glass of baked beans.
Now when 1/20th of a tin shows.up on their plate they’ll just say, can’t say we didn’t tell you.
Like Red Dwarf and the Pea on toast. 1 Pea.
They pluralised the full English breakfast items! Hats off to this place. It’s an atrocity that everyone says 2 sausage, 2 egg, etc instead of sausages and eggs. Also it’s pounds not pound you lazy savages.
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Poor fucking chef. Wonder if they have to measure out the sauce to such guidelines too.
I’m more concerned that the “big boy” breakfast has only two each of eggs, sausages, and bacon.
About 22 mate
Well they are giving you the option to give or take. Id request that you take all 22 of the beans mate
I always thought it was 239 beans, because one more would be “too farty”.
How many people have complained they didn’t get 22 beans? can’t see the point of the absolute precision on the menu it’s a greasy spoon mate it’s not going into space for nasa.
I see black pudding is not included!
Visualising it, that is a pathetic amount of beans
22 is fuck all.
I would say a small portion is at least 50
“Give or take”
I went to a cafe in Warrington about 20 years ago now. Bloke asked me how many beans I wanted on my beans on toast. I just shrugged and said “I don’t know, 100?” Then he had the gall to ask if I wanted him to count them.
He was just fucking with me but my teen brain had no idea what was happening. Got me good.
I can only assume that a customer once complained about the amount of beans on his plate to the extent they amended their menus to add number of beans so it wouldn’t happen again.
Thats less than mouthful, tight gits
Why does nobody do fried bread anymore 🙁
Two big tablespoons worth?👀
“Give or take”? Nah, mate. You’ll fucking give. And you’ll keep giving till we’ve emptied the tin or filled the plate, yeah? Don’t mug me off with my fucking beans 😤
Sorry, guys, that triggered something there…
It must be an inside joke. And by that I mean a joke that you tell when you’re home alone and no one can hear it
For £9.20 I’m wanting alot more than 22
You wouldn’t even get a decent fart out of 22 beans.
Bloody bean counters
I just checked it. I fit eight beans per spoonful. Twenty two is shit.
There are way more than that in a tin of beans. Just ask Josh Widdicombe.
22 is sweet FA! 😂
Wonder how many chia seeds for the avocado on toast.
Do they count each bean 🫘 lol 😂
Not enough
😂 The saddest portion of beans Ive come across.
It’s great to see that more autistic people are being given business opportunities – we’re in dire need of that level of clarity and organisation
Holy shit you can eat a vegan 😂😂😂
That’s been added because of pissed off customers complaining they get half a shot glass of baked beans.
Now when 1/20th of a tin shows.up on their plate they’ll just say, can’t say we didn’t tell you.
Like Red Dwarf and the Pea on toast. 1 Pea.
They pluralised the full English breakfast items! Hats off to this place. It’s an atrocity that everyone says 2 sausage, 2 egg, etc instead of sausages and eggs. Also it’s pounds not pound you lazy savages.
That’s not very many lol