Matt Gaetz Refuses to Watch Super Bowl Because of Black National Anthem

by Sariel007

35 comments
  1. Boo hoo, poor snowflake Matt and his delicate racist Republican feelings.

  2. If Gaetz would unclench his asshole a bit all this shit wouldn’t come out of his mouth. This high-strung fivehead motherfucker is gonna die before I am, and I’m twenty years older than him.

  3. He’s just busy preparing his defense for when they charge him with statutory rape.

  4. Matt Gaetz aided in an insurrection and is a known sex trafficker. He should be in prison.

  5. He had to pick up his girlfriend from her job at the mall.

  6. And did Mr Gaetz also deprive himself of the pleasure of viewing the Super Bowl the prior 2 years as well? I mean, this song was included the past 2 years as well and that is the criterion he’s laid down here. Or had Mr Gaetz perhaps simply not received his latest issue of Culture War Weekly at those prior times, in which he has obviously since read that this is an issue that deserves serious outrage.

  7. What if the NFL promised to play Matt Gaetz’s National Anthem (i.e. “It’s Raining Men”)?

  8. Just wait until he finds out how many black players there are in the NFL.

    >Rating will plummet, the NFL is doomed….what will we do?
    Think Taylor will write a song about this?

    lol that comment from the webpage, if anything I think rating will be one of the highest.

  9. I love that he had to demean his wife in the process. He framed the situation like she was a helpless idiot. His tweet had his wife asking him, “Is the Super Bowl tonight?” He replied, “We aren’t watching it.” Taking charge like a big, strong head-of-the-household! And then he says his wife asked why, and he had to explain to his clueless spouse how they were dishonoring the national anthem.

    Remember when he and his wife went to the Barbie premiere, posed for pictures on the “pink carpet,” then instantly trashed the movie and called for people to boycott it?

  10. Actually he didn’t watch because he has to get up early to drive his girlfriend to school

  11. Now with the Chiefs winning the right wingers can lose their fucking minds and start with the tin hat conspiracy theories.

  12. Missed a great game. Taylor planned a real nail biter.

  13. Headline should read “Child trafficker is big mad, throws fit”

  14. It seemed incredibly inconsequential. Like it was almost put there for the people preforming and any select audience that tuned in specifically for it. My wife who is not into politics like me didn’t even know what it was. It must be exhausting to go out of your way to be outraged all the time.

  15. didn’t we just get rid of this asshat? why does any news about him matter, at all, ever again?

  16. When did he start watching the NFL again after he stopped watching because of Colin Kaepernick??

  17. Like it was such a big deal. They also had America the Beautiful and the National Anthem and a video about Hawaii for no apparent reason and the flyover of a closed stadium and an awkward speech for Man of the Year finalists and sign language interpreters and too many commercials and all kinds of stuff. Honestly I doubt it would have diminished his racism one little bit.

  18. He wasn’t going to watch anyway since the cheerleaders are all of legal age.

  19. My family was complaining about this too but it’s such a stupid thing to complain about. It’s not like they replaced the national anthem or anything. I’ve called them out on this shit before like how they kept complaining about the new Little Mermaid without actually watching the movie. If anyone has tips to get through to people like this, it’d be a huge help

  20. Over the last few years, as the tone of the Star Spangled Banner has taken on this weird feeling for me. Kind of like it doesn’t really represent the America I grew up in, and spent over 16 years in the Army, defending. So, I mute the TV. When the song is done, I unmute the TV. Sometimes I forget and I end up listening to the Star Spangled Banner. After the song is done, I just go on about my business. I don’t cry and whine that the song was being played. I don’t stop watching the game because I might have to hear the song. I just act like a rational person and don’t care about the fact that other people love their patriotism. It’s not difficult Matt…maturity usually comes with age, but this one may never come.

  21. Well duh. With a title like “Lift Every Voice and Sing”, you just KNOW its code for “Kill Whitey”.

  22. I just love that Taylor Swift got a bunch of conservatives, homophobes, and transphobes to root for San Francisco.

  23. Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to take “I’m not racist because all my favorite athletes are black” back to the drawing board. 

  24. Aren’t Republicans already boycotting the NFL over Kaepernick kneeling? They have got to be the shittiest boycotters ever.

  25. He just pissed because he thought it was Chiefs vs. 40 minors.

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