First time seeing conspiracy nonsense stickers in the wild

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1. Fuck, 5G has been around for a lot longer than I realised if those are the symptoms

2. Be surprised if you could get 5G in Ferring anyway

3. 5g of what?

4. My 5G kills; over 700 mbps!

5. And these same people said the exact same thing about 4G before it came out.

6. Love it when the conspiracies get updated. It feels like only was only yesterday that people were freaking out about 4G, and the WiFi routers before that, then mobile phone masts before that, then microwaves before that.

   You’d think they’d layer on top of one another, and the conspiracy theorists would be left cooking everything on the stove and using carrier pigeons. Instead they stay forever just one step behind the changing norm but not far enough behind to be inconvenient.

7. 5G is literally the same frequency range that old analogue TV used to occupy, which is something they’d know if they ***actually*** did their own research.

8. 5.G? Are we counting in heptadecimal now?

9. Just think someone spent money on this.

10. I love this conspiracy stuff and don’t tell me that it’s not funny

11. Around a year and a half ago I witnessed a months-long war between “nano vaccines – David Icke” and “trans rights” stickers on an electrical box near my uni house.

12. If only they knew that 5G is less powerful than either 2G, 3G or 4G. Thats why they are having to put up extra masts because 5G doesn’t have the travelling distance……(source EE engineer i was in convo with)

13. How is Bill Gates going to control us all with it if it kills us all.

    I had a couple of the Bill Gates microchips in vaccines crowd chat with me just after the first wave of lockdowns in Brighton, pretty entertaining.

    I mean I’m no fan of the guy, I think he’s a twat for various reasons – but I’m even less of a fan of whackjobs spouting nonsense, especially about vaccinations and scaring people where public health is concerned. I messed with them for a good hour.

14. Why put 2 identical stickers in the same place?

    You’re just wasting stickers at that point aren’t you?

15. More importantly why 5 dot G what’s the dot for. I am perplexed by the dot it makes no sense. 3g,4g,5g not 3dotg is it

    This is the creation of a top shelf fruit cake.

16. This sort of thing is strangely common in Worthing.

17. 5G makes things five times as heavy

18. To be fair I’ll take cancer for the faster internet. Seems like a fair trade.