If don’t normally read the article, check this one out. Especially if you’re having a bad day at work.
>It is the *Cats: The Movie* of superhero movies…a *Showgirls* of comic-book cinema.
Ik this movie will be mess as soon I saw Dakota as a lead Lol . Girlie is a terrible actress.
What? A Sony Pictures Spider-Verse movie that is a badly conceived mess? Surely not!
Sony, let me try to help you here. Miles Morales and Venom work because they are generally well fleshed out characters in the comics with a fan base. At no point should you be giving these random Spider-Man characters their own movies. Especially since you can’t seem to write a good story for them.
From Rolling Stone – “A genuine Chernobyl-level disaster that seems to get exponentially more radioactive as it goes along”.
How bad is it possible for a movie to be? Worse than we think according to the reviews.
It’s webin time!
Good news is they only made half of a movie since a ton of scenes are just premonitions. Bad news is you have to watch that half movie twice. Lol.
Is anyone surprised?
Hopefully great episode of Half in the Bag incoming!
But what about the dynamic characters?
Yea well they said the same about morbius. They were correct that time but maybe this time it’s different.
Sony should stick to Spider-man animation since they are good at that.
What are the chances they did this intentionally to try and make the Morbius meme happen again
So it’s currently at a 20% critical aggregate on rotten. What are the chances that the audience review aggregate is over 70%. Id say high. I feel like people like shit like this out of the need to be contrarian. Example: Morbius is at a 72% audience aggregate.
It’s Webbin’ Time!
Is it morbin time already?
Cant wait to see it then. Hate all superhero films aside from Batman so this will be double horrible.
The trailers aren’t very inspiring but I’ll keep an open mind because this wouldn’t be the first entertaining film to suffer from poor marketing.
Gee who would’ve thought
Is there a worse example of nepo-baby syndrome than Dakota Johnson?
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No one saw this coming.
If don’t normally read the article, check this one out. Especially if you’re having a bad day at work.
>It is the *Cats: The Movie* of superhero movies…a *Showgirls* of comic-book cinema.
Ik this movie will be mess as soon I saw Dakota as a lead Lol . Girlie is a terrible actress.
What? A Sony Pictures Spider-Verse movie that is a badly conceived mess? Surely not!
Sony, let me try to help you here. Miles Morales and Venom work because they are generally well fleshed out characters in the comics with a fan base. At no point should you be giving these random Spider-Man characters their own movies. Especially since you can’t seem to write a good story for them.
From Rolling Stone – “A genuine Chernobyl-level disaster that seems to get exponentially more radioactive as it goes along”.
How bad is it possible for a movie to be? Worse than we think according to the reviews.
It’s webin time!
Good news is they only made half of a movie since a ton of scenes are just premonitions. Bad news is you have to watch that half movie twice. Lol.
Is anyone surprised?
Hopefully great episode of Half in the Bag incoming!
But what about the dynamic characters?
Yea well they said the same about morbius. They were correct that time but maybe this time it’s different.
Sony should stick to Spider-man animation since they are good at that.
What are the chances they did this intentionally to try and make the Morbius meme happen again
So it’s currently at a 20% critical aggregate on rotten. What are the chances that the audience review aggregate is over 70%. Id say high. I feel like people like shit like this out of the need to be contrarian. Example: Morbius is at a 72% audience aggregate.
It’s Webbin’ Time!
Is it morbin time already?
Cant wait to see it then. Hate all superhero films aside from Batman so this will be double horrible.
The trailers aren’t very inspiring but I’ll keep an open mind because this wouldn’t be the first entertaining film to suffer from poor marketing.
Gee who would’ve thought
Is there a worse example of nepo-baby syndrome than Dakota Johnson?