Territories ISIS wanted to take by 2020. You can keep your Chorizo…. For now

by Martinhaland

31 comments

  1. I remember people taking this seriously. Like, dude, just put Chouriços and Presunto at the borders.

  2. Why Greece though? It’s the home of homosexuality!

    Good weather and daily bumming.

  3. Imagine wanting to rule all of Northern Africa and ending up with .. Sweden

  4. So this time they will take Vienna apparently. Third try’s a charm.

  5. This map is inaccurate, France and Sweden is already conquered…

  6. At least they were ambitious. Say what you like about ISIS but having a dream is the first step to achieving it.

  8. Imagine if all of that was just one country…

    Geography lessons at school would’ve been much easier!

  11. Oh look like not even hardcore Islamists want my country ,🍝🍝

  13. I don’t care where you’re from or what language you speak, “Qoqzaz” is a dumbass name

  16. They’re not on the same plane of reality, are they

  17. Somebody tell the poles to cancel their trip to vienna its all good they didnt make it out of the desert this time

  20. BE CAREFUL PEOPLE!! Don’t read any of those places out loud or you may find your furniture floating. Worse, invoke a non-western-European spirit.

  22. Why the actual hell do they want Austria?? I really don’t get it

    I understand Spain and Portugal, but fucking **Austria**??

  24. ISIS knew that they’d never be able to invade Switzerland.

  25. So germany is safe? Do they somehow accept that the turks got here first?

  29. You can see how they were somewhat meticulous in planning their territories around the Arabian peninsula but then lost creativity when planning out the “khurasan”

  31. Man I cant wait for Battle of Lepanto 2, that’s gonna be a banger

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