Wish me luck

by Hazard262

26 comments
  1. Mine got me a grow your own sunflower. I’ve been gifted a fucking chore.

  2. It’s all good… They will love it.

    Me and the wife bought each other a bottle of baileys, I’m on my second pint already

  3. Next year, try taking out a human for dinner instead.

  4. Good luck! Plants need a lot of care. So make sure to water it and plenty of sun. I’ve heard they grow better when you talk or sing to them. Is that why you needed the luck?

  5. Me and the girlfriend have met that point in our relationship where we do “just cards on valentines day”. This actually means I get a card, she gets a card, flowers and some chocolate. I am NOT taking any risks

  6. It’s been 1 hour and we haven’t heard back from OP. He’s now either succeeded or is a statistic.

  7. If your budget could only afford this then well done.

    If this was all that was left because you bought a gift last minute, then good luck, cause you’re gonna need it!

  8. Just pop down to your nearest accident black spot and get a big bouquet for free.

  9. Hey now I’ve been known to drunkenly pick the neighbours Daffodils the night before What Girl really wants flowers anyway in this day and age!? Lol

  10. The OP doesnt need luck, he needs immunity and a safe house…

  11. Bit weird to take flowers to a job interview but good luck mate

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