Like anyone is going to buy this shite… Bet nobody told him not to shake hands with everybody at every hospital he visited too, right? Smfh.
Resignation is the only way to fix this. Think this rich posh boy twat is forgetting who *MADE* the rules to begin with. Perfect example of entitled.
I wonder if that’s because it was so obvious no one thought they needed to spell it out for the guy who has just told everyone to stay home and not gather?
FUCK OFF you lying sack of shit, you’ll be saying you needed to go Barnard Castle for an eye test next.
As absolutely ridiculous as this claim is, regardless, ignorance of the law is no excuse.
He’s deflecting, desperately forcing the attention away from him and back on Cummings
Is anyone gonna believe anything he says? He will do and say anything to stay out of trouble and in power.
Even if it’s true, I still wouldn’t believe him (plus I’ve also heard from a few sources that multiple people either told him or warned against it…).
Perhaps it would have been more helpful for him if he’d had to spell out the rules for others on live TV on a regular basis.
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Oh…
>Nobody warned me drinks event was against rules
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MOFO – YOU MADE THE FUCKING RULES!
Excuse me? Did he really just say that? Fucking womble
Man who made the rules didnt know what the rules were…
Man who went on TV every week to remind us what the rules were, didnt know what the rules were…
Seems legit, glory to Boris! ^(/s)
So I can go shit on his pillow? Nobody has told me I can’t.
Why is it even an option for him to stall or resign. Any other person would be sacked.
What do you think his next excuse will be? I see he’s taking lessons from the Prince Andrew book of evading responsibility
Ah, that famous phrase “Ignorantia juris non excusat (unless you’re the one in charge, of course)”
You made the rules you bumbling, pathetic excuse of a man.
‘I just read the rules out, I don’t know what the words mean’ our dickhead PM
And in tomorrow’s papers: the proof somebody did.
Not that this is even a fucking excuse. He’s the PM. He should know the rules, and they weren’t exactly complicated.
Openly stating he should have been advised that breaking the rules he put in place was against the rules for him to know he was breaking the rules…
He might as well go around flying a huge banner announcing he is as thick as fuck.
How does he know that nobody warned him? without Sue Gray telling him that in her report?
This mateys starting to remind me of Andrew and his fucking stupid excuses. False memories…
If this was a satire sketch, you’d throw it out for being unrealistic. What in the actual fuck?
That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault. ***<—– We are here***
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did You deserved it.
Wow. He always lies so this is him actually admitted he was warned!
You’re the fucking PM, who’s going to tell you to wipe your arse, the queen?
Ignorance never has and never will be, a defence to breaking the law. Case after case after case in the courts throughout centuries has very clearly defined this. Hell, it’s even in the Bible if you’re so inclined! A mop with a cunt attached to it is not exempt from the law of England and Wales.
Boris likes Latin, so I’ll put it this way…
Ignorantia juris non excusat.
And here comes the Double Speak. “It’s not a party, but also nobody said it was against the rules, hence why it wasn’t a party, but was”
Not only do I not believe him, if I did it wouldn’t matter, because he’s the fucking prime minister and shouldn’t need someone else to tell him what the rules are
Him and Brexit (which as a tech worker is a big one) is why I probably won’t be moving back to the UK anytime soon.
*And if it is, that’s not my fault.* ⬅️ we are now here
*And if it was, I didn’t mean it.*
*And if I did, you deserved it.*
Next step should be him issuing an apology that he was warned by his aides, but he didn’t listen properly due to ‘stress’ or something.
Ok, this level of incompetence surely means he needs to quit.
We don’t need an idiot who clearly can’t tell right from wrong running the country, taking risks that risk everybodies lives
This is the same delusional cunt that said there was no press present infront of assembled reporters and camera crews…
So basically confirming the man, his cabinet, his aides and most importantly his electorate are snivelling idiots.
I’m sorry, officer, I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.
10th May 2020 the PM said this
“Over the period of the lockdown we have been in Level Four, and it is thanks to your sacrifice we are now in a position to begin to move in steps to Level Three”
I’m pleased he says “your sacrifice” because it sure as hell weren’t his sacrifice.
But this steaming pile of Camel Bell Cheese is the one who told ME that office parties, social gatherings, seeing my family and going to work or the pub weren’t allowed.
Get outta here you bastard, I’m sick of your shit.
Ffs this guy lingers around longer than a fart in an uber
There were reports (no idea if true) that when he was supposed the be isolating Johnson would wander into various offices in Number 10 to chat with staff. This despite being infectious and staff trying their hardest to stop him and return him to his living quarters.
They had to place two chairs together across the door way to block him entering. A kind of Boris stable door, like he was an actual toddler. What a pratt.
Even though this is blatantly a lie, that’s frankly irrelevant.
Because if it is a lie (which it is) he should obviously resign.
But it it were true, that would mean he was woefully incompetent, and most likely suffering from a severe memory disorder. I don’t believe there’s a mentally aware person in the country who in May 2020 wouldn’t have known those parties were against the rules at that time.
In which case he should resign because that would make him beyond incompetent.
Unfortunately despite all of this obvious lying, people will still vote for the tories
Of all the excuses he could have made he goes for the most pathetic one
A gentle reminder that the world is looking on and laughing at us all.
Please England. Please please stop voting for them.
* You’re the prime minister
* Your government made those rules
* You held press conferences where you explained the rules
* You held press conferences where you said what would happen if you broke the rules
* You have no excuse of “not knowing the rules”
* Ignorance of the law is no excuse
Get in the sea
is anyone else just utterly hopeless and sick of it all? they’re destroying this country in front of our faces and nobody cares. nothing changes. people still bleat on that it would have been worse with corbyn. i feel so lost and depressed, and no matter how hard i try nothing i do makes a difference.
Imagine publicly shirking your accountability of being the top man in charge, as if things are somehow someone else’s fault. Embarrassing and utterly pathetic.
A “No true Scotsman” fallacy from Johnson, very professional:
*No event contravening the rules would have been allowed to go ahead, this event happened, therefore it could not be against the rules.*
Then for some additional arse coverage, “I’m such an idiot, I thought it was a work event, so I can’t be accountable even if it wasn’t.”
It looks like his general defence is going to be that due to his weak leadership all lines were blurred out of existence. The garden is an extension of the office, used for informal meetings and it was coincidental and irrelevant that wine was served. It is a place of work, so whatever being discussed must be work (another “No true Scotsman”) and therefore it was quite alright. Sorry about the wine.
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lol effectively saying: “nobody told me, the boss, what my own rules were”
Was he not on the TV every day telling people what the rules were?
https://www.gov.uk/government/speeches/pm-statement-on-coronavirus-11-may-2020
Edit: added hyperlink to his statement days before where he says outside gathering with only 1 person.
Like anyone is going to buy this shite… Bet nobody told him not to shake hands with everybody at every hospital he visited too, right? Smfh.
Resignation is the only way to fix this. Think this rich posh boy twat is forgetting who *MADE* the rules to begin with. Perfect example of entitled.
I wonder if that’s because it was so obvious no one thought they needed to spell it out for the guy who has just told everyone to stay home and not gather?
FUCK OFF you lying sack of shit, you’ll be saying you needed to go Barnard Castle for an eye test next.
As absolutely ridiculous as this claim is, regardless, ignorance of the law is no excuse.
He’s deflecting, desperately forcing the attention away from him and back on Cummings
Is anyone gonna believe anything he says? He will do and say anything to stay out of trouble and in power.
Even if it’s true, I still wouldn’t believe him (plus I’ve also heard from a few sources that multiple people either told him or warned against it…).
Perhaps it would have been more helpful for him if he’d had to spell out the rules for others on live TV on a regular basis.
​
Oh…
>Nobody warned me drinks event was against rules
​
MOFO – YOU MADE THE FUCKING RULES!
Excuse me? Did he really just say that? Fucking womble
Man who made the rules didnt know what the rules were…
Man who went on TV every week to remind us what the rules were, didnt know what the rules were…
Seems legit, glory to Boris! ^(/s)
So I can go shit on his pillow? Nobody has told me I can’t.
Why is it even an option for him to stall or resign. Any other person would be sacked.
What do you think his next excuse will be? I see he’s taking lessons from the Prince Andrew book of evading responsibility
Ah, that famous phrase “Ignorantia juris non excusat (unless you’re the one in charge, of course)”
You made the rules you bumbling, pathetic excuse of a man.
‘I just read the rules out, I don’t know what the words mean’ our dickhead PM
And in tomorrow’s papers: the proof somebody did.
Not that this is even a fucking excuse. He’s the PM. He should know the rules, and they weren’t exactly complicated.
>[Johnson says no one told him No 10 party was against the rules](https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2022/jan/18/uk-covid-live-dominic-raab-cummings-boris-johnson-lies-parliament-lockdown-parties-latest-updates?page=with:block-61e6bc408f086a15bacd3d4a-pinned#block-61e6bc408f086a15bacd3d4a-pinned)
Openly stating he should have been advised that breaking the rules he put in place was against the rules for him to know he was breaking the rules…
He might as well go around flying a huge banner announcing he is as thick as fuck.
How does he know that nobody warned him? without Sue Gray telling him that in her report?
This mateys starting to remind me of Andrew and his fucking stupid excuses. False memories…
If this was a satire sketch, you’d throw it out for being unrealistic. What in the actual fuck?
That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault. ***<—– We are here***
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did You deserved it.
Wow. He always lies so this is him actually admitted he was warned!
You’re the fucking PM, who’s going to tell you to wipe your arse, the queen?
Ignorance never has and never will be, a defence to breaking the law. Case after case after case in the courts throughout centuries has very clearly defined this. Hell, it’s even in the Bible if you’re so inclined! A mop with a cunt attached to it is not exempt from the law of England and Wales.
Boris likes Latin, so I’ll put it this way…
Ignorantia juris non excusat.
And here comes the Double Speak. “It’s not a party, but also nobody said it was against the rules, hence why it wasn’t a party, but was”
Not only do I not believe him, if I did it wouldn’t matter, because he’s the fucking prime minister and shouldn’t need someone else to tell him what the rules are
Him and Brexit (which as a tech worker is a big one) is why I probably won’t be moving back to the UK anytime soon.
Literally playing through [The Narcissist’s Prayer](https://www.thelifedoctor.org/the-narcissist-s-prayer)
*That didn’t happen.*
*And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.*
*And if it was, that’s not a big deal.*
*And if it is, that’s not my fault.* ⬅️ we are now here
*And if it was, I didn’t mean it.*
*And if I did, you deserved it.*
Next step should be him issuing an apology that he was warned by his aides, but he didn’t listen properly due to ‘stress’ or something.
Ok, this level of incompetence surely means he needs to quit.
We don’t need an idiot who clearly can’t tell right from wrong running the country, taking risks that risk everybodies lives
This is the same delusional cunt that said there was no press present infront of assembled reporters and camera crews…
So basically confirming the man, his cabinet, his aides and most importantly his electorate are snivelling idiots.
I’m sorry, officer, I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.
10th May 2020 the PM said this
“Over the period of the lockdown we have been in Level Four, and it is thanks to your sacrifice we are now in a position to begin to move in steps to Level Three”
I’m pleased he says “your sacrifice” because it sure as hell weren’t his sacrifice.
https://youtu.be/bjvRhrJqNHI
But this steaming pile of Camel Bell Cheese is the one who told ME that office parties, social gatherings, seeing my family and going to work or the pub weren’t allowed.
Get outta here you bastard, I’m sick of your shit.
Ffs this guy lingers around longer than a fart in an uber
There were reports (no idea if true) that when he was supposed the be isolating Johnson would wander into various offices in Number 10 to chat with staff. This despite being infectious and staff trying their hardest to stop him and return him to his living quarters.
They had to place two chairs together across the door way to block him entering. A kind of Boris stable door, like he was an actual toddler. What a pratt.
Even though this is blatantly a lie, that’s frankly irrelevant.
Because if it is a lie (which it is) he should obviously resign.
But it it were true, that would mean he was woefully incompetent, and most likely suffering from a severe memory disorder. I don’t believe there’s a mentally aware person in the country who in May 2020 wouldn’t have known those parties were against the rules at that time.
In which case he should resign because that would make him beyond incompetent.
Unfortunately despite all of this obvious lying, people will still vote for the tories
Of all the excuses he could have made he goes for the most pathetic one
A gentle reminder that the world is looking on and laughing at us all.
Please England. Please please stop voting for them.
* You’re the prime minister
* Your government made those rules
* You held press conferences where you explained the rules
* You held press conferences where you said what would happen if you broke the rules
* You have no excuse of “not knowing the rules”
* Ignorance of the law is no excuse
Get in the sea
is anyone else just utterly hopeless and sick of it all? they’re destroying this country in front of our faces and nobody cares. nothing changes. people still bleat on that it would have been worse with corbyn. i feel so lost and depressed, and no matter how hard i try nothing i do makes a difference.
Imagine publicly shirking your accountability of being the top man in charge, as if things are somehow someone else’s fault. Embarrassing and utterly pathetic.
A “No true Scotsman” fallacy from Johnson, very professional:
*No event contravening the rules would have been allowed to go ahead, this event happened, therefore it could not be against the rules.*
Then for some additional arse coverage, “I’m such an idiot, I thought it was a work event, so I can’t be accountable even if it wasn’t.”
It looks like his general defence is going to be that due to his weak leadership all lines were blurred out of existence. The garden is an extension of the office, used for informal meetings and it was coincidental and irrelevant that wine was served. It is a place of work, so whatever being discussed must be work (another “No true Scotsman”) and therefore it was quite alright. Sorry about the wine.