A Third of Conservatives Think Taylor Swift Is Part of a Conspiracy to Elect Biden

by croato87

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  1. The same 3rd that believes Trump is intelligent. And totally not a mob conman.

  2. That conveniently coincidences with the amount who can’t read.

  3. I will never be surprised again just how stupid these people are.

  4. No conspiracy needed. She told people to vote, and she knows that’s going to ultimately help Biden. That’s just how elections work.

  5. I have noticed that since she brought in record ratings for the NFL she finished the week untouchable. The GOP is going back off antagonizing her as its a loss leader now. Trump can’t even say he had better ratings because she beat anything he could ever have done. He just can’t do anything.

  6. Conspiracy = “supports a candidate I don’t like”.

  7. 100% of non Americans think Republicans are idiots

  8. Have any of these knuckledraggers explained why the Super Bowl would need to be rigged or why Taylor Swift would need to be in a fake months-long relationship for this conspiracy to work? She could just come out and endorse Biden without all that needing to happen, so what’s the point?

  9. Red state legislators at this moment frantically crafting bills (with help from their buddies at ALEC) to ban celebrities from *checks notes to see what it is Taylor Swift actually did*…encouraging people to register to vote

  10. The same third that’s been duped by charlatans, grifters and racists since before the Declaration of Independence was penned. Same third who’s representatives pushed for the 3/5ths clause, secession, opposed the 5 day work week, social security, women’s rights, civil rights and equality at every level. This third represents xenophobes and the poor suckers who are regularly convinced to vote against their own best interests through the exploitation of their ‘faith’.

  11. a third of conservatives believe JFK is coming back to life or some other crazy shit

  12. These people are batshit crazy. Why is everything a conspiracy?

  13. For the non-Americans, yes, we know how embarrassing this is but not everyone is like this.

  14. “Voters conspire to elect Biden by casting ballots, more at 11.”

  15. By conspiracy they mean she’ll encourage people to vote and suggest they vote for Biden. How can we allow these dark schemes?!

  16. They also think Obama is a secret Muslim….still

  17. What the fuck is a “conspiracy” to elect someone? what the hell is this wording

  18. The hilarious part is I’m pretty sure the most political she’s gotten is simply encouraging people to vote. Pretty wild that’s all you need to do to be branded a deep state asset.

  19. I love how the conservative brain immediately jumps to conspiracy, foregoing any sense of critical thinking.

  20. Even if she does endorse Biden, so what? You have Ted Nugent, Rosanne, kid rock… all these other “celebrity” chucklefucks, but oh Dems can’t have endorsements all of a sudden?

  21. People voting for a guy you don’t like isn’t a conspiracy. It’s a democracy. Fucking dullards.

  22. If you believe over 51% of voters will vote for Biden and call it a conspiracy do what you want with it. Fact: Trump has never and will never win the popular vote in the USA

  23. A third of conservatives and all of r/conservative are still sick from taking hose dewormer.

  24. Ok, this has been one of the most comical and “twilight zone”-ish moments of my life haha I started listening to Taylor Swift when I was like 12-13? I remember listening to her fearless album going into my freshmen year of high school. I couldn’t stand her when I graduated, but then the song “Blank Space” came out, along with her 1989 album, when I was a sophomore in college and she won back the media, as well as myself. I have pretty much respected her and her music since; even though I definitely don’t like all of it. I also respect her as a performer and artist, she also has definitely improved her vocal abilities and stage presence as well over the years (at least haha from what I have seen snippets of online now and then). She has honed her craft through hard work/dedication, and has always appeared to me to be socially aware to some degree.

    I like to think of Taylor Swift, an actual billionaire, laughing at home with her cat and NFL superstar boyfriend, at the accusations coming from Trump and his supporters. Also, people need to stop analyzing her every move, expression, decision, etc. goodness gracious lol she is an A list celebrity who is just having fun and enjoying a new relationship. If I have to see one more headline of, “omg! Taylor swift ordered an alcoholic drink only after 30 minutes of being at the super bowl game”, I’m gonna scream. Not only because it’s a ridiculous headline, but also because Jason Kelce was idolized not three weeks ago for being drunk at an nfl game, holding a beer, and swinging his shirtless body outside of the suite (after reportedly, per his wife, wanting to smash through a table at the tailgate). Which honestly, I must admit, I think Jason Kelce might be my favorite person to discover through this whole experience haha the double standard is what I am drawing attention to. Also, shout out to Facebook for pushing all this content onto my home feed and making me know more than I ever cared to know….

    I just don’t get the effing obsession… and also, who in their right minds thinks *Taylor Swift* is a democratic led psyop. The GOP is just out of touch and is terrified of GenZ voters in the 2024 election, and Taylor has a history of encouraging her fans to register to vote.

  25. They believe JFK Jr is still alive. That Putin is our friend. That there was election interference which was true but it’s Trump who was caught on audio interfering with the election.

  26. Show me the Venn diagram with their education level lol

  27. She’s leading a conspiracy so covert that even *she* doesn’t know she’s involved!

  28. Most of the rest of us think that Donald Trump is part of a conspiracy to fuck America over.

  29. It’s not a conspiracy, she **WANTS** Biden to win.

    What is wrong with that?

    Oh, she had an opinion??? She has followers that listen to her??? She’s nice???

  30. Who gives a fuck? Ted Nugent dined at the Whitehouse. Infamous for his song ‘Jailbait’, about a 13 year old girl, Nugent had 6 kids with 4 women. He admitted having relations with many underage girls. Courtney Love claims to have been one of them, at the age of 12. In the late 70’s, Nugent became the guardian of a teenager as it was the only way he could legally have sex with her. 

    Long story short, if Biden invited TS to the Whitehouse, fuck anyone who takes issue with that, but not the parade of pedos and white supremacists who’ve desecrated it. 

  31. The other day A friend of mine saw a guy come into a scuba store. He said he needed a tank for emergency oxygen because the planet was going to go from three dimensions to five dimensions and when it did there would be cross-dimensional hurricane winds and he would need the oxygen.

    And I want to be clear, that guy drove into the store. He also showed up with his girlfriend, but it seemed he was only interested in one tank. So I don’t know if he thought she was going to get her own or what.

    And that guy votes. And I think there’s every reason to assume that he’s in this third.

    Every time I think people can’t get wronger they disappoint and impress me.

  32. I see we are on the Taylor Swift round of “a third of Republicans gave us the most sociopathic answer on our poll to satisfy their nihilist need to rage at the world they want to burn down.”

    A bit back it was “a third of Republicans believe a 5g signal test will destroy their appliances.” Before that it was “Biden sent the Chinese spy balloon.” Before that it was “Fauci caused COVID.” Before that it was “January 6 False Flag.” Before that it was “QAnon is real.” Before that it was “Flat Earth.”

    A post I made ages ago:

    >Why the fuck would you even poll them? Trump voters will literally say anything to make other people angry. These people will literally say the earth is flat to stick it to those wimpy scientists who think they are better than them! Do they know who Putin is? No, to them Russian Strongman Good and Wimpy Biden Bad. Lol R U TrIgGeReD! This is a fucking pastime for them. On the same level as deciding what’s for dinner. None of these people can find Ukraine on a map. None of these people know what NATO stands for. None of these people know that Trump himself flip flopped on the issue. All they know is rage against Democrats and Minorities and everything else needs to shut up and leave them alone and it’s your fault anyway for trying to talk to them like people. You can’t possibly hate them any more than they hate themselves, so they are gonna say whatever they can to make you mad.

    >literally the next thread down is Pat Robertson saying God told Putin to invade and kick off the biblical End Times. Like I said, you cannot possibly hate them more than they hate themselves.

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