I know this is satire, but it’s getting genuinely difficult to tell from what he would actually say.
“I didn’t know that the teenaged girl I was raping was a victim of sex trafficking” is about as convincing as “I didn’t know the party I was at for 25 minutes was a party”!
Is he sorry people are angry at least? I mean how dare plebs judge him… or others like him…
10 comments in so far, and it seems I’m the first person to realise this is a satirical news site.
>Insider: [Now cast out of royal life, Prince Andrew’s legal battle is likely ‘his full-time job,’ according to an expert](https://www.insider.com/prince-andrew-legal-battle-full-time-job-expert-says-2022-1)
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>The Duke of York has not only lost royal status, but working on his defense against sexual-assault allegations as a private citizen is likely a “full-time job,” a legal expert tells Insider.
As if that would have made a difference. He would still have gone “My mummy is the queen and I can do whatever I want!” Life imprisonment for him is just being confined to royal estates and not being allowed in public again. It’s hardly a harsh punishment.
Ask Sue Gray to investigate whether it was Andrews cock
I bet he is sweating over the final outcome of the allegations.
Oh, hang on he doesn’t does he?
Nobody told me it was against the rules, insists Osama Bin Laden.
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They should analyse him to see if he has false memories about visiting a Pizza Express.
The full sixteen minute Beth Rigby interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upXsB4ztkE
…with the blob.
Nobody told him or Boris what they were trying was against the rules.
Man boys.
He only shagged trafficked teenagers in a limited and specific way.
Ah yes, the [George Costanza defence](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZB62oaOeqR0)
I know this is satire, but it’s getting genuinely difficult to tell from what he would actually say.
“I didn’t know that the teenaged girl I was raping was a victim of sex trafficking” is about as convincing as “I didn’t know the party I was at for 25 minutes was a party”!
Is he sorry people are angry at least? I mean how dare plebs judge him… or others like him…
10 comments in so far, and it seems I’m the first person to realise this is a satirical news site.
Add:
>F24: [York Racecourse to rename event to distance itself from Prince Andrew](https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20220118-york-racecourse-to-rename-event-to-distance-itself-from-prince-andrew)
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>Britain’s York Racecourse is to rename the Duke of York Stakes in an effort to distance itself from Queen Elizabeth II’s second son Prince Andrew, who is facing a US civil case for sexual assault.
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>Guardian: [Witness willing to testify she saw Prince Andrew with a ‘young girl’ at London nightclub](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jan/18/prince-andrew-shukri-walker-witness-testify-london-nightclub)
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>Virginia Giuffre’s lawyers seek her statement to counter the royal’s insistence he has never met their client or visited the club
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>Insider: [Now cast out of royal life, Prince Andrew’s legal battle is likely ‘his full-time job,’ according to an expert](https://www.insider.com/prince-andrew-legal-battle-full-time-job-expert-says-2022-1)
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>The Duke of York has not only lost royal status, but working on his defense against sexual-assault allegations as a private citizen is likely a “full-time job,” a legal expert tells Insider.
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>i News: [Prince Andrew should ‘default’ on Virginia Giuffre sexual assault case to avoid trial, New York lawyer claims](https://inews.co.uk/news/prince-andrew-virginia-giuffre-case-sexual-assault-avoid-trial-lawyer-1409127)
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>One of New York’s most experienced trial lawyers believes the Duke should ‘default’ in a New York court to force Virginia Giuffre to bring her case to the UK system
As if that would have made a difference. He would still have gone “My mummy is the queen and I can do whatever I want!” Life imprisonment for him is just being confined to royal estates and not being allowed in public again. It’s hardly a harsh punishment.
Ask Sue Gray to investigate whether it was Andrews cock
I bet he is sweating over the final outcome of the allegations.
Oh, hang on he doesn’t does he?
Nobody told me it was against the rules, insists Osama Bin Laden.