Dolph Lundgren finally becomes a US citizen after 40 years in the States

17 comments

1. That’s a lot of renewed visas

2. They’re finally sending us their best.

3. Rocky finally won.

4. I just want to see a movie with full penetration

5. Smell the naturalization.

6. * Visiting the states. He hasn’t been here 40 years.

7. Now he can finally play the role of Duke Nukem

8. Gross, he killed Apollo Creed.

9. Our ranks swell

10. So didn’t qualify for the Einstein visa even with a masters in chemical engineering. Wonder what would it take to qualify…. /s

11. He took der jerbs.

12. Seems a bit hasty, no?

13. I liked his version of the Punisher

14. More than twice his wife’s age.

15. He finally broke us.

16. I got him beat by twenty years. Y’all might laugh, but the red tape for citizenship and the wait times are ridonk. The system is seriously broken.

17. back to the lab!