Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar for an **eighteenth** time.

Last year we saw Marnie win investment in her boxing gym. Last year’s candidates seemed to be even shitter than the year before, let’s see if this year is an improvement.

This week they’re making virtual escape rooms. Seems pretty pointless to me, but here we go.

[Here is a handy link](https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/mediapacks/the-apprentice-2024-candidates-series-18) to meet this years contestants. There seems to be an abundance of candidates from Yorkshire this year, and two pie company owners. One candidate even has a number three single to his name.

There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can’t worse than last year, can it? One thing’s for sure, Alan’s puns won’t have got any better. Lets see who will be least shit.

|Name|Occupation|PM count|Twat?|Week out|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|Amina Khan|Pharmacist & Business Owner|\-|Yes|\-|
|(Dr.) Asif Munaf|Owner, Wellness Brand|\-|Clapping Twat|\-|
|Flo Edwards|Recruitment Consultant|\-|Yes|\-|
|Foluso Falade|Project Manager|1|Yes|\-|
|Jack Davies|Recruitment Director|\-|Yes|\-|
|Maura Rath|Owner, Yoga Company|\-|Yes|\-|
|Noor Bouziane|Owner, Jewellery Company|\-|Yes|\-|
|Oliver Medforth|Sales Executive|\-|Yes|1|
|Onyeka Nweze|Chartered Company Secretary|1|Yes|\-|
|Paul Bowen|Director, Pie Company|\-|Yes|2|
|(Dr.) Paul Midha|Owner, Dental Group|\-|Yes|\-|
|Phil Turner|Owner, Pie Company|1|Yes|\-|
|Rachel Woolford|Boutique Fitness Studio Owner|\-|Yes|\-|
|Raj Chohan|Mortgage Broker|\-|Yes|\-|
|Sam Saadet|Pre & Post Natal Fitness Coach|\-|Yes|\-|
|Steve Darken|Management Consultant|\-|Yes|\-|
|Tre Lowe|Music & Wellness Entrepreneur|\-|Yes|\-|
|Virdi Singh Mazaria|Music Producer|1|Yes|\-|

by StardustOasis

36 comments

  1. Helicopter Crash, Dancing Bears, Petrol Station – is this not Far Cry 5?

  2. I’m scared Fallen Escape might win. I need Asif gone.

  3. Because there are no games set in a warzone are there?

  4. Oh yeah, because games where you crash an aircraft and have to survive haven’t been done before

  5. “Once it’s explained it does become self explanatory” WHAT

  6. I’m going to be honest if follen escape looked better I would play it for the sheer funny factor

  7. “Once it’s explained it becomes self explanatory”

    *Insert confused rabbit GIF*

  8. Your helicopter crashes on an island. But now you’re on a bus. But wait, you’re now on a plane? In space? What!

  10. This task is specifically created to show who can pitch a shit product, turn criticism into positives, and display marketing skills

    …right? Lord Sugar’s a business genius, that’s got to be it

  14. If they really wanted a virtual escape room to affect Lord Sugar, it would include Revenue & Customs.

  15. “Once it’s explained, it becomes self-explanatory”

  18. Love that the Tomb Raider Live Experience is apparently “old school”.

    At least Asif’s almost certainly getting fired I guess.

  19. I’m off to get £170k by designing a shite game in half a day. Fuck me I’m underpaid.

  21. Interesting to see how clapping twat is going to try to talk his way out of this

  23. Primark Nickolas Cage isn’t so smug anymore is he

  24. “Now you’re going old school, i’m gonna set you up with some old Amstrad products i’ve got in the back”

  25. Surely the best game would need the least amount of investment?

  26. Well can see why the BBC put out that statement about Asif today then. Wonder who’s getting fired….

  27. “You won’t find bears on a derelict island”

    You also probably wouldn’t find a magic bus that doesn’t need a driver

  29. Asif should wear a top hat and a cape in the board room, and when he’s fired he throws a glass vial on the ground and disappears in a cloud of smoke, while insisting he’ll have his revenge.

  30. In my defence lord sugar

    Virtual escape rooms are shite

  31. Given how toxic his views are, I would lay odds that he brings back two of the girls

  32. The can’t fire Amina. Did nobody see how many medals she was wearing in the pitch.

  33. I hope the tomb raider experience includes trying to trap a butler in a fridge…

  34. I’m sorry – this is torture. I tried. I really tried. But Bradford accents screwing the King’s English. I just can’t stomach it.

  35. That’s actually a fair comment, if you’re going to be silly, be seriously silly. No point in half arsing silliness.

  36. I didn’t even notice Amina this episode and now some people are blaming her for the loss I’m confused

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