A Slurring Donald Trump Gives Unbelievable Excuse for Constant Mix-Ups

by thenewrepublic

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  1. The Republican front-runner made another gaffe as he tried to explain away all his other ones.

  2. Unbelievable? He’s claimed sarcasm to cover his lies and gaffes before.

  3. “But during a campaign rally on Wednesday, Trump had a new excuse for all that, claiming all of his short circuits are actually just sarcastic jokes.“ 

     Yeah, it’s so funny when you confuse your rape victim with your ex wife, good “joke” 🤦‍♂️

  4. I agree…, Donald Trump is most certainly a sarcastic joke.

  5. Sheesh! The stable genius doesn’t even know how to use the correct verb in his rambling attempts to explain away his missteps. It should have been ‘transpose’ not interpose.

  6. He doesn’t know the definitions of “sarcastic” OR “interpose”. He’s dumb as a fucking rock.

  7. Just to be clear, this is *slurred* speech, as in more unintelligible than his usual word salads

    Not to be confused with his usual speech containing hateful slurs

  8. Donald Trump’s campaign problem is that if voters view both candidates as “too old” then they will simply vote for the lesser of two evils. They will vote for less drama.

  9. And he’s trying another pathetic brand with “Tricky Nikki”.

  10. >In the last few months, Trump has mixed up President Joe Biden with former President Barack Obama, slurred his words, bragged about his favorite type of violent death and that he calls corn “non-liquid gold,” insisted you need voter ID to buy bread, and confused his GOP competitor Nikki Haley for California Representative Nancy Pelosi, claiming that the former failed to act during January 6.

    This is the same person who said that [“the kidney has a very special place in the heart”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gx_a4z0I878). Valentine’s Day must’ve been really weird for Ivanka when she was growing up.

  11. dementia donnie can hardly remember the last item he changed his dirty diaper and yet Biden is too old? lol

  12. I actually believe him. Now excuse me, while I go buy an NFT of him photoshopped to a muscle man body with lasers shooting out of his eyes for 9000 dollars.

  13. I’d cut him off if he came to my bar and tried to order a drink.

  14. Donald Trump’s recent memory failures sure do look like some kind of cognitive decline. In the last few months, Trump has mixed up President Joe Biden with former President Barack Obama, slurred his words, bragged about his favorite type of violent death and that he calls corn “non-liquid gold,” insisted you need voter ID to buy bread, and confused his GOP competitor Nikki Haley for California Representative Nancy Pelosi, claiming that the former failed to act during January 6.

    But during a campaign rally on Wednesday, Trump had a new excuse for all that, claiming all of his short circuits are actually just sarcastic jokes.

  15. A sloppy mainstream media will give him a pass while re-focusing on Biden’s age

  16. “Of course, I remember Nancy McHaley! You think I don’t know my own daughter?”

  17. His brain is melting in front of our faces. It sure is something to behold.

  18. Almost as crazy as Alex Jones blaming his forgetting his children’s names on the bowl of chili he had for lunch.

  19. I don’t know if the readers here will be receptive to this angle, but the book by Michael Gazzaniga, “who’s in charge” may have the truest explanation. He says that the conscious part of the brain is not like the president in charge of a nation, but rather like the public relations officer of the White House who has very limited information on what’s actually going on. He calls this the “interpreter”. And so the interpreter spins stories that show the president in a good light, even making up things (I.e. confabulation) as needed. Normally we don’t figure this out, because the confabulations are believable. The trouble is, a failing brain and its failing interpreter will start giving bizarre explanations that become harder to believe. This has to be digested by his loyalists by explanatory confabulations by the supporters’ own interpreters. For example, he acts demented and confused but it’s all part of a cunning strategy to confuse his enemies. He doesn’t diss NATO allies because he admires Putin, it’s a cunning plan to strengthen nato. Whatever.

  20. Whenever I talk about my enemy I always call them the name of my other enemy. Ya know, like a joke?

    Haha! Isn’t that FUNNY?

  21. It’s like catching a five year old making a mistake; and they say “l did it that way on purpose” and give you some stupid kid reasoning as to why they did it that way. 

  22. fuck this clickbait headline. “I was being sarcastic” is the MOST believable excuse anyone would make when they made a slip up and dont want to admit it.

  23. If thrid party could run properly for US president Jon Stewart would win over both Trump and Biden.

  24. I was only PRETENDING to be a fucking moron.

    Rex Tillerson side eye…

  25. If Biden, or you know any rank and file Democrat said this, we would never hear the end of it

  26. He’s a slur on the human race, that is of course if you consider him human.

  27. One thing Trump taught us is that if you’re defending, if you’re responding to accusations, you sound weak. You sound like you’re making excuses.

    That’s why he normally never responds. All he does is attack. He punches back.

    Never defend. Always attack – even when it doesn’t make sense.

    And you can see that here. He’s defending, he’s making excuses, and he sounds feeble and weak. The accusations of mental decline must have really hit a nerve for him to feel like he needs to defend himself.

    The democrats need to learn some of this. The people who understand your explanations and nuances are already going to vote for you. You’re wasting your time responding to accusations and explaining the minute details of your policies. You’re never going to convince your opponents, and your supporters are voting for you anyway.

    But what people DO remember is a brutal attack, something that forces your opponent to step back and explain themselves, to try to justify their position and their behavior. The undecideds respond strongly to an Attacker. It makes them seem confident.

  28. He says this for everything.

    Wanting to sleep with his daughter Joke

    Confusing Nany Pelosi with Nikky Haley Joke

    Mocking a handicap journalist Joke

    Saying it’s Saturday when it’s Thursday Joke

    Saying he beat Obama Joke

    And it’s all a joke until he’s answering questions in court then he does not recall.

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