I’ve seen too many vampire films to know that come nightfall Dracula will open the lid of this box and start murdering everyone in the company

5 comments

1. If that’s Drac’s coffin he’s put on a few pounds.

2. I think that’s actually the Dracula XL box, it comes with three of him plus a random gift.

3. Count Dracular, doesn’t murder Dear Friends….he simply dines, sans napkin.

4. Nah, thats definitely been delivered straight from a recently opened Egyptian dig site. Dude with bandages will open the lid of this box and start murdering everyone in the company

5. That’s silly, it’s obviously an ancient artifact that is fine until some bloody teenagers play with it allowing the spirit trapped within to possess the teen that touched it who then starts murdering everyone.