England, explain this



by peseoane

19 comments
  1. It’s a TV show set. Courts don’t allow cameras in the UK.

  2. Serious question, do your judges etc still wear those ridiculous wigs?

  3. as a globe spanning empire uk respects legal traditions even of its more exotic constituents. in the next scene the necklacing starts.

  4. When there’s a hung jury we settle it with a dance-off. It’s the only fair way.

  5. I think that pill I took hasn’t worn off yet. What century are we in?

  6. Nothing to explain, the caption already said it correctly

  7. Here we see a traditional British English trial danceoff. In this captivating spectacle, legal minds and nimble-footed practitioners embark on an unprecedented journey, intertwining the solemnity of a courtroom trial with the exuberant cadence of a dance competition. Commencing with eloquent opening statements that seamlessly transition into choreographed dance introductions, legal teams present their cases through a series of meticulously designed routines, each step resonating with the weight of legal argumentation. Cross-examinations eschew tradition, giving way to spirited dance battles, wherein the nuances of legal discourse find expression through rhythmic movements and symbolic gestures.

    Expert witnesses take center stage, delivering their testimony in a dazzling display of dance, collaborating with professional dancers to weave a compelling narrative. The grand finale, a crescendo of coordinated choreography, serves as a fitting conclusion to this extraordinary legal ballet. A discerning panel of judges, comprising legal luminaries and dance connoisseurs, adjudicate performances based on both legal merit and artistic finesse. The verdict, delivered with a flourish, heralds the culmination of this whimsical legal odyssey.

  8. >And in the meantime we have to hear that it will be climate change that will end humanity.

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