I would genuinely call an ambulance now before you go into cardiac arrest OP. That’s like 18 kilos of sugar in a single sitting.
I accepted £6.25 from a pensioner who wanted to see my left nut at the back of Gala Bingo in Scarborough, but I feel like a saint compared to eating 20 creme eggs. Enjoy digesting those ya Cadbury Monster.
I feel like you might run the risk of having blood in your sugar stream.
Run. The diabetes is coming.
I drove to Dundee in bare feet.
In all seriousness, are you ok? Are you clinically fed up?
Just over 3500 calories 🫡
I’m just thinking about going over to the shop to buy my 7th bottle of wine in three days.
There’s no two ways about it, I reckon I’ve become an alcoholic. (No DT’s or major health issues, can break for weeks if I keep busy, but I love a wee binge.)
One very sad Easter I ate 24 crème eggs and Oreo eggs. Makes me feel a little better knowing I’m not alone in gorging these bad bois
3540 calories
I was curious so had to look it up
I ate a 24 inch pizza to myself one time, wasn’t allowed to eat for 24 hours for a hospital procedure, probably was in a similar ballpark calorie wise
How have you not been sick
Slamming creamos
I really hope OP is pulling our collective legs because 520g of sugar in one go would wreak absolute havoc on your body.
Is … everything ok at home ?
You better be lying because that’s 578% of your RDA for sugar.
I did once eat 2 large Dominos pizzas over an afternoon but I was at Uni and dying from a hangover after not eating for a day and a half.
I went road running at 4am last week and unknowingly stood in the biggest pile of dog shit I’ve ever seen.
Then proceeded to open my door and walk through my house in the dark. 😭
Honestly just distracted by those wrappers. Did you manage to get them all out without tearing any foil?
My teeth hurt just thinking of that.
I’m just waiting for the Oompa Loopas to turn up and start singing to you about gluttony
TWENTY – You fat bastard!
Your shit is gonna be glowing. Let us know.
I would 100% be calling 101.
Somebody who I know from school had a stroke after being dared to eat 12 in one sitting.
Are they still as delicious after the 10th egg?
Was this a one off celebration/commiseration type of thing? Otherwise you must have the metabolism of a god, the exercise routine of a Mr. Olympia or be the size of a house.
I’m a big lad (although I’ve lost 70lbs in the last year or so), but I don’t think I could physically eat 20 crème eggs without being violently ill.
Too shameful to write out 😅
Fuck me, I had a supercharger tower zinger burger, 4 hot wings, a mini fillet and small popcorn chicken from kfc. Felt sick for the rest of the day – still less than half the calories of that!
I don’t know if I’m impressed or disgusted, but I’ll salute the effort 🫡
I got fucked up drunk yesterday and accidentally ordered 2 takeaways, a pizza and then some Greggs. I put the sausage rolls/bakes between slices of pizza and happily ate it. Still eating it now.
I was sad at around 11pm/12am because of a break up and ordered the following:
– 1 bag of fruit pastilles
– 1 bag of maoams
– 1 bag of haribo
– 1 pack x 4 kinder buenos
– 1 pack of croissants
– a carton of orange juice
**and ate the lot in one sitting.**
I never usually do this, and was up pretty much all night but fuck me, my arsehole used the toilet like a microphone the next day and SANG.
That’s the equivalent of over half a bag of sugar, omg. I think I’m having heart palpitations just thinking about it.
But how?
They’re so sickly.
Bro that’s…worrying. I’m a fat bastard, I mean seriously, genuinely obese, and even I wouldn’t even be able to manage this. I’m actually calling BS tbh…
How have you not thrown up or passed out?
Are you trying to commit suicide by creme egg or something?
That’s genuinely disgusting. Fair play
Have a diet coke, it will cancel the calories out
I wonder if deliveroo can acquire some Metformin?
I paid to watch someone eat 20 creme eggs on a secret webcam.
A McDonalds delivery came two my house twice tonight, both times I havent ordered anything. Must be an address mix up. Both times left on the doorstep.
I’ve demolished both deliveries.
I have type 1 diabetes, and I know for a fact that eating too much sugar cannot cause type 1 diabetes, but I still am 99% sure you just gave yourself type 1 diabetes.
3 Tony Chocolonely bars (yes the big ones), 11 chocolate filled churros, 3 scoops vanilla gelato, large Oreo milkshake, kitkat McFlurry, large coke, Big Mac, 3 chicken selects and large fries. All within an hour last night.
20 Creme eggs Jeremy?!
This sounds like a physics/maths question: Mr Holt eats 20 creme eggs in one sitting. Each egg is 40 grams. How many grams did he eat, and then express that in another unit.
I feel like this is a cry for help but instead of pills you’ve gone with crème eggs
One time few weeks back I had dinner but I was still a bit hungry so when my boyfriend went out I ordered a whole domino’s , ate it myself then disposed of the evidence before he got home 😂
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I would genuinely call an ambulance now before you go into cardiac arrest OP. That’s like 18 kilos of sugar in a single sitting.
I accepted £6.25 from a pensioner who wanted to see my left nut at the back of Gala Bingo in Scarborough, but I feel like a saint compared to eating 20 creme eggs. Enjoy digesting those ya Cadbury Monster.
I feel like you might run the risk of having blood in your sugar stream.
Run. The diabetes is coming.
I drove to Dundee in bare feet.
In all seriousness, are you ok? Are you clinically fed up?
Just over 3500 calories 🫡
I’m just thinking about going over to the shop to buy my 7th bottle of wine in three days.
There’s no two ways about it, I reckon I’ve become an alcoholic. (No DT’s or major health issues, can break for weeks if I keep busy, but I love a wee binge.)
One very sad Easter I ate 24 crème eggs and Oreo eggs. Makes me feel a little better knowing I’m not alone in gorging these bad bois
3540 calories
I was curious so had to look it up
I ate a 24 inch pizza to myself one time, wasn’t allowed to eat for 24 hours for a hospital procedure, probably was in a similar ballpark calorie wise
How have you not been sick
Slamming creamos
I really hope OP is pulling our collective legs because 520g of sugar in one go would wreak absolute havoc on your body.
Is … everything ok at home ?
You better be lying because that’s 578% of your RDA for sugar.
I did once eat 2 large Dominos pizzas over an afternoon but I was at Uni and dying from a hangover after not eating for a day and a half.
I went road running at 4am last week and unknowingly stood in the biggest pile of dog shit I’ve ever seen.
Then proceeded to open my door and walk through my house in the dark. 😭
Honestly just distracted by those wrappers. Did you manage to get them all out without tearing any foil?
My teeth hurt just thinking of that.
I’m just waiting for the Oompa Loopas to turn up and start singing to you about gluttony
TWENTY – You fat bastard!
Your shit is gonna be glowing. Let us know.
I would 100% be calling 101.
Somebody who I know from school had a stroke after being dared to eat 12 in one sitting.
Are they still as delicious after the 10th egg?
Was this a one off celebration/commiseration type of thing? Otherwise you must have the metabolism of a god, the exercise routine of a Mr. Olympia or be the size of a house.
I’m a big lad (although I’ve lost 70lbs in the last year or so), but I don’t think I could physically eat 20 crème eggs without being violently ill.
Too shameful to write out 😅
Fuck me, I had a supercharger tower zinger burger, 4 hot wings, a mini fillet and small popcorn chicken from kfc. Felt sick for the rest of the day – still less than half the calories of that!
I don’t know if I’m impressed or disgusted, but I’ll salute the effort 🫡
I got fucked up drunk yesterday and accidentally ordered 2 takeaways, a pizza and then some Greggs. I put the sausage rolls/bakes between slices of pizza and happily ate it. Still eating it now.
I was sad at around 11pm/12am because of a break up and ordered the following:
– 1 bag of fruit pastilles
– 1 bag of maoams
– 1 bag of haribo
– 1 pack x 4 kinder buenos
– 1 pack of croissants
– a carton of orange juice
**and ate the lot in one sitting.**
I never usually do this, and was up pretty much all night but fuck me, my arsehole used the toilet like a microphone the next day and SANG.
That’s the equivalent of over half a bag of sugar, omg. I think I’m having heart palpitations just thinking about it.
But how?
They’re so sickly.
Bro that’s…worrying. I’m a fat bastard, I mean seriously, genuinely obese, and even I wouldn’t even be able to manage this. I’m actually calling BS tbh…
How have you not thrown up or passed out?
Are you trying to commit suicide by creme egg or something?
That’s genuinely disgusting. Fair play
Have a diet coke, it will cancel the calories out
I wonder if deliveroo can acquire some Metformin?
I paid to watch someone eat 20 creme eggs on a secret webcam.
A McDonalds delivery came two my house twice tonight, both times I havent ordered anything. Must be an address mix up. Both times left on the doorstep.
I’ve demolished both deliveries.
I have type 1 diabetes, and I know for a fact that eating too much sugar cannot cause type 1 diabetes, but I still am 99% sure you just gave yourself type 1 diabetes.
3 Tony Chocolonely bars (yes the big ones), 11 chocolate filled churros, 3 scoops vanilla gelato, large Oreo milkshake, kitkat McFlurry, large coke, Big Mac, 3 chicken selects and large fries. All within an hour last night.
20 Creme eggs Jeremy?!
This sounds like a physics/maths question: Mr Holt eats 20 creme eggs in one sitting. Each egg is 40 grams. How many grams did he eat, and then express that in another unit.
I feel like this is a cry for help but instead of pills you’ve gone with crème eggs
One time few weeks back I had dinner but I was still a bit hungry so when my boyfriend went out I ordered a whole domino’s , ate it myself then disposed of the evidence before he got home 😂