Adam Sandler Leaves People’s Choice Awards In Stitches With NSFW Speech About Sex Life And ‘Finger-Licking Desirability’

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1. “Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Adam Sandler and I am the Sexiest Man Alive, can I get a hell yeah?! To the People Magazine’s Academy of Hotness and Sexual Attractiveness, I would like to say thank you for recognizing me as the man who made our entire country the horniest this year,” he continued. “And was by far the most talked about person in the bedroom by couples, throuples or fantasy role play sloppy time. Can I get another hell yeah?!”

2. He seems like such a genuine human being despite his success. And BTW, his dramatic roles are incredible.

3. Can’t use headlines this anymore, I thought Will Smith was invited for a second.

4. this motherfucker is pretty funny.