Election year, everyone!

by Smooth_Salad

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  3. Soviets are eastern barbarians, they have no place in Europe!

  4. Twitter rando:

    Soviet Communist Tankie Party (ultra right)

  6. Where is the neoliberal party? Is it finally gone for good?!?

  8. Not so fitting in my country.

    Here you have:
    . 29% fascist
    . 23% Center left
    . 22% clerical fascist
    … Wonderful time to be austrian

  9. I feel like modern parties don’t really address the problems Europeans have. Which party should I vote for a war with France?

  12. 🔵 Conservatives 42%
    🔴 Really Not Conservatives 38%
    🟠 Not Really Conservatives 12%
    🟡 Not Conservatives Really 8%

    *Result: 🔵 Conservative majority.*

  13. You forgot the nationalist/regionalist party that is full of corruption, but always gets a piece of the cake because everyone needs them to form a government.

  15. I have yet to meet a single hard-right supporter in my country with straight teeth and a clean drug test

  17. Where are the regionali- oh wait, not everyone has those, lucky them

  18. Citizen’s Forum will get more and more votes in the 2020s

  19. Thats a very short list. Every functioning democracy needs at least 10 parties.

  20. ⚫ conservative party 37/150

    🟢leftist party 25/150

    🔵center right party 24/150

    🟡center right party but less progressive 20/150

    rest are small time parties nobody cares about 44/150

  21. “Center right”. Yeah, that’s called just “right”.

  24. Union (Conservatives): 31%

    SPD (Social Democrats): 14%

    Grüne (Greens): 13%

    AfD (Far right populists): 19%

    BSW (Far left populists): 8%

  25. You forgot: Ultra far left anarcho-communist party who is also somehow the most homophobic of the bunch: 700 votes (nationwide)

  26. Pretty sure in Austria it’s more like Black, Blue, Red (Blue, Black, Red in real world colors for my fellow Austrians)

  28. Since when is anything “soviet” center or center left? In Portugal all of them are very far left

  30. Former paramilitary – 29%

    The auld fellas party (COA) – 17%

    Party of auld fellas (COA) – 19%

    Nap time party (COA) – 3%

    Fringe left wing party – 4%

    Fringe left wing party – 5%

    Fringe left wing party – 3%

    Fringe left wing party – 3%

    Honourable mentions include the Kerry mafia and the marxist-leninist drug cartel

  34. 🟡 The Enlightened (center-right) 26%

    🟤 National Friendship (fascist) 25%

    🟣 The Slave Revolt (left) 24%

    🟤 Fight Club (fascist) 10%

    🔵 The People (right) 5%

    🔴 Communist Party (left) 5%

    🟣 Socialist Party (center-left) 3%

    🔴 Anticapitalist Party (communist) 1%

    🟢 The Greens (green) 1%

    🔴 Worker’s Party (communist) 0,1%

    🔵 “Time To Get Up” (right) 0,1%

    🟠 Some guy (center-right) 0.01%

    🟣 Some other guy (left) 0.001%

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