Whats the exchange rate between badly loaded 60 year old 7.62×39 and Ladas?
>The Russian-made car
This is not a gift. It’s an insult.
Wedding gift? Putin finally proposed to Kim Jong Un?
“Turn ignition. The power will blow you away!”
What is he seventeen
Meanwhile Oprah gave away lots of cars.
“What country is this car from?”
“It no longer exists”
Hope Borat doesn’t notice his car missing!
Good lord, I wish I knew what Un gave Putin in return 😆
“She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.”
Kim: “Rolls-Royce Phantom Two. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg Downdraft carburetor. Can go from zero to 100 kilometers an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color.”
Putin: “The keys are in the ignition, Your Highness.”
Hope he doesn’t fall out one of the windows
He’s never gonna take that over one of his S-Classes
w/pedals!
Because Russian cars are known worldwide as symbols of luxury and beauty.
It’s foot powered
And a lifetime’s supply of spare parts and a mechanic slave
Enjoy ur Lada dipshit
Well, those 1000 old stolen Volvos are probably getting a little tired.
Does it come with impeccable insurance? I suspect that “car” is going to break down a lot
It’s probably armored
Its a Lada!
As if KJU would ever step foot in that thing haha.
…but property is theft, so you are now under arrest.
It’s a vintage 1974 Lada. Previously owned by a dead KGB agent.
what’s trump getting?
Its not a 40’s American car???? Might actually be a upgrade
I eat?
And a pair of shoes from Trump.
It will blow up soon enough. I hope.
That fat ass probably can’t reach the gas pedal. Lol
Kim with the shoe elevators
That car is definitely bugged.
Commies going to commie
Definitely no hidden surveillance in it at all.
Awww, I want to see the love letter that was left on the seat.
If its a Lada, we’re in trouble. They’re impervious to nuclear blasts.
Oh shit. I hope he gave the grease ball a Lada. That’ll fuck up international relations between them for sure.
I bet he made someone else start it while he stood behind a thick wall.
For some reason I read “gift card”
Was it a yugo
Here a car as Thankyou for satisfying my narcissistic homicidal genocide of Ukrainians, I sleep better at night. Keep the bombs coming
what are the odds it misfires a 20 block radius leaving prime real estate on the Korean Peninsula for Russia to keep warm.
Please be that amber electric thing!
He may want to have a complete bumper-to-bumper inspection done on that care BEFORE driving it, each time.
10mins later Putin checks used car sales website and sees his gift up on there.
Kim – “I drive Mercedes and you give me a Lada? What is this shit?”
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He still has to make payments on it though.
Whats the exchange rate between badly loaded 60 year old 7.62×39 and Ladas?
>The Russian-made car
This is not a gift. It’s an insult.
Wedding gift? Putin finally proposed to Kim Jong Un?
“Turn ignition. The power will blow you away!”
What is he seventeen
Meanwhile Oprah gave away lots of cars.
“What country is this car from?”
“It no longer exists”
Hope Borat doesn’t notice his car missing!
Good lord, I wish I knew what Un gave Putin in return 😆
“She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.”
Kim: “Rolls-Royce Phantom Two. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg Downdraft carburetor. Can go from zero to 100 kilometers an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color.”
Putin: “The keys are in the ignition, Your Highness.”
Hope he doesn’t fall out one of the windows
He’s never gonna take that over one of his S-Classes
w/pedals!
Because Russian cars are known worldwide as symbols of luxury and beauty.
It’s foot powered
And a lifetime’s supply of spare parts and a mechanic slave
Enjoy ur Lada dipshit
Well, those 1000 old stolen Volvos are probably getting a little tired.
Does it come with impeccable insurance? I suspect that “car” is going to break down a lot
It’s probably armored
Its a Lada!
As if KJU would ever step foot in that thing haha.
…but property is theft, so you are now under arrest.
It’s a vintage 1974 Lada. Previously owned by a dead KGB agent.
what’s trump getting?
Its not a 40’s American car???? Might actually be a upgrade
I eat?
And a pair of shoes from Trump.
It will blow up soon enough. I hope.
That fat ass probably can’t reach the gas pedal. Lol
Kim with the shoe elevators
That car is definitely bugged.
Commies going to commie
Definitely no hidden surveillance in it at all.
Awww, I want to see the love letter that was left on the seat.
If its a Lada, we’re in trouble. They’re impervious to nuclear blasts.
Oh shit. I hope he gave the grease ball a Lada. That’ll fuck up international relations between them for sure.
I bet he made someone else start it while he stood behind a thick wall.
For some reason I read “gift card”
Was it a yugo
Here a car as Thankyou for satisfying my narcissistic homicidal genocide of Ukrainians, I sleep better at night. Keep the bombs coming
what are the odds it misfires a 20 block radius leaving prime real estate on the Korean Peninsula for Russia to keep warm.
Please be that amber electric thing!
He may want to have a complete bumper-to-bumper inspection done on that care BEFORE driving it, each time.
10mins later Putin checks used car sales website and sees his gift up on there.
Kim – “I drive Mercedes and you give me a Lada? What is this shit?”