Ireland: Catalonia, no question with all the secession. Though the Vasque could take it with the car-bombs.
Scotland: The Vasque or the Galicians, no one understands what they are saying.
Welsh: The Extremeños, no one remembers them.
England: Stockholm. Everybody hates us, we don’t really produce anything, but all the country’s money and power is located here.
Ireland: Skåne or Gotland. Both have had their rebellious faces, both have their own language not really related to Swedish, both consume way too much alcohol and both are mostly just farmers.
Scotland: Norrland, or specifically Lappland. That’s where the production power house are with all the natural resources, the population was severely mistreated by the government and there has been a semi serious independence movement since forever.
Welsh: Värmland. They definitely do unspeakable things to animals and everyone speaks like they just had a botched lobotomy done to them.
That’s alright mate no one in England knows we exist tbh, not surprised you don’t either
ALGARVE.
btw, in the Algarve the most hated people are the portuguese..
I’m not sure about the other regions but I know *they* would throw my West-Flanders ass in the Ireland category.
England – Paris (they think they’re kings of the world and they’re effeminate)
Scotland – The South (weird accent) or Brittany (no one can stand their fucking music)
Ireland – Corsica (they blow up shit and they want independence, but contrary to Ireland it ain’t happening lmao)
Wales – Flanders (sick flag and they fuck sheep or siblings)
England: I’d say England
Scotland: I would probably say Scotland
Wales: Wales seems most accurate
Ireland: definitely Ireland.
England : Holland+Utrecht, the core of the country.
Scotland : North-East including Friesland. They speak different have some islands and some even a different language.
Wales : Zeeland, unintelligible but with us since time immemorial.
Ireland : Belgium Catholic and broke away from us we still have our own six counties :Limburg&Brabant
England: Berlin, costs much money but doesn’t do shit. And they need like forever to build airports.
Ireland: Bavaria, they even have a political party which claims that parting from Germany is one of their objectives.
Scotland: Bavaria once again, no one outside of Bavaria can understand those guys.
Wales: Brandenburg, or the region around Berlin. It’s literally one big empty field.
England: Antwerp. The economical powerhouse of Flanders is the harbor and all activity around it.
Scotland: Limburg. Somewhat sparsely populated, surprisingly nice nature. It’s only really part of the country because of how some chess pieces moved around historically, but culturally it’s an oddball and they all mourn the slow disappearance of their true language.
Wales: West-Flanders. Both because of the comprehensiveness of their language and because of their affection for farm related activities.
Ireland: Flemish Brabant. Relevant only because of the presence of a couple major, international cities, and there’s confusion everywhere about what language people speak versus what you’d expect them to speak.
England – Rome(Latium), make everyone seethe for no reason.(both had great empires)
Scotland – Tuscany , they think they are better ( spoiler they arent)
Wales – Sardinia , they shag sheeps and speak a cave man dialect.
Ireland – Lombardy , they blame always someone else, rich and wants to separate.
England: Lisbon. Everybody hates us and we just want to talk about the weather and how we are superior to the rest of the country.
Scotland: Minho and Trás-os-Montes – bagpipes, Celts and green, green, green.
Wales: Alentejo and Algarve. They work for us and speak gibberish.
Ireland: Azores (green again, cows instead of sheep and everyone went to America and now we import the Portuguese-Americans, although I think they are just Americans that like olive oil and canned sardines) & Madeira (terrorism and green and tax haven)
England = Paris ofc
Scotland = Occitanie bc of their accent
Wales = Brittany – full of rednecks, a weird language that’s technically Welsh with a French accent
Ireland = Belgium, they only exist in fairy tales
England is Holland
Wales is Texel
Not sure about NI and Scotland
This post has taught me one thing. None of you continentals understand the real situation on the great British Isles. Heard so many absolutely mad comparisons. Scottish propaganda has done a number on you simple folk.
Edit: ooo the Scottish have come out to downvote me less the rest of the continent discover that they were part of the colonising not just a province of the empire.
England: Stockholm. Thinks they’re the best but everyone hates them
Scotland: Skåne. Thinks they’re better than Stockholm but everyone hates them
Wales: Gotland. In an obscure corner and the accent is practically another language
Ireland: Denmark. Can’t hear what they’re saying, and they should belong to us
England: Zealand
Scotland: Faroes
Wales: Jutland
Ireland: The Isles
Greenland is left out 🙁
For Spain:
England – Castille (with madrid being London), duh
Scotland – Catalunya, for obvs independency reasons
Wales – Galicia, they are kind of different from everywhere else, but not really
Ireland – Basque Country, great at modifying cars
Bonus: Northern Ireland – Navarre, it is split almost down the middle with people who feel extremely Basque and people who feel extremely Spanish
England: Harjumaa
Scotland: Võrumaa
Wales: idk, maybe Saaremaa
N. Ireland: Narva
England: Vienna
Northern Ireland: Vorarlberg
Wales: Lower Austria
Scotland: Styria
Australia… England.
white
For Netherlands:
England: Holland. Centre of the country, most populated and wealthy area
Scotland: Fryslân/Friesland. Northern region with a strong regional identity and it’s own language
Wales: Limburg. Region on the side of the country, also with it’s own regional identity and language, with some cultural similarities to neighboring countries (Ireland (Celtic) for Wales, Belgium for Limburg)
Ireland: Belgium. Country with (one) similar language and similar culture that used to be part of the bigger country
England is Normandy, and I’d say my good old Brittany is bit of a mix between Wales and Ireland.
England: Region of Attica. Rich, civilised, advanced. Capital of Greece, democracy and degeneracy.
Scotland: Laconia. Used to be fierce warriors (Spartans), but now they are insignificant and live on the hills. Minimal GDP produced. Still remain certified killers and fierce patriots.
Wales: Ileia Prefecture. Nuff said.
Ireland: Crete because they like to shoot at police with AK-47s they got from the communists, as well as MG42s, MP40s and Kar 98s they borrowed from the Wehrmacht
England: „Welsh“ Switzerland (French speaking), the whole rest of the country hates them, because they make us learn French at school.
Ireland: Central Switzerland (German Speaking), we dont like our French speaking neighbors.
Scotland: Tessin (Italian speaking) speak a different language but are generally liked
Wales: Romansh speaking part, no one understands them, they‘re a minority and no one cares about them
England: Uusimaa (our capital region)
Scotland: Lapland (both are rural and in the north)
Wales: Idk, suggestions?
Our Ireland is definitely the Åland islands, a lot of the people there would historically have preferred to be a part of Sweden, and they refuse to speak anything but swedish, but we’re keeping them tight in our grasp.
England: Dublin and surrounding counties
Scotland: Cork
Wales: Kerry, Clare, Galway and Mayo
Ireland: Ulster
I don’t know about the rest, but we are definitely Wales
29 comments
England: Madrid, I think everyone hates them.
Ireland: Catalonia, no question with all the secession. Though the Vasque could take it with the car-bombs.
Scotland: The Vasque or the Galicians, no one understands what they are saying.
Welsh: The Extremeños, no one remembers them.
England: Stockholm. Everybody hates us, we don’t really produce anything, but all the country’s money and power is located here.
Ireland: Skåne or Gotland. Both have had their rebellious faces, both have their own language not really related to Swedish, both consume way too much alcohol and both are mostly just farmers.
Scotland: Norrland, or specifically Lappland. That’s where the production power house are with all the natural resources, the population was severely mistreated by the government and there has been a semi serious independence movement since forever.
Welsh: Värmland. They definitely do unspeakable things to animals and everyone speaks like they just had a botched lobotomy done to them.
That’s alright mate no one in England knows we exist tbh, not surprised you don’t either
ALGARVE.
btw, in the Algarve the most hated people are the portuguese..
I’m not sure about the other regions but I know *they* would throw my West-Flanders ass in the Ireland category.
England – Paris (they think they’re kings of the world and they’re effeminate)
Scotland – The South (weird accent) or Brittany (no one can stand their fucking music)
Ireland – Corsica (they blow up shit and they want independence, but contrary to Ireland it ain’t happening lmao)
Wales – Flanders (sick flag and they fuck sheep or siblings)
England: I’d say England
Scotland: I would probably say Scotland
Wales: Wales seems most accurate
Ireland: definitely Ireland.
England : Holland+Utrecht, the core of the country.
Scotland : North-East including Friesland. They speak different have some islands and some even a different language.
Wales : Zeeland, unintelligible but with us since time immemorial.
Ireland : Belgium Catholic and broke away from us we still have our own six counties :Limburg&Brabant
England: Berlin, costs much money but doesn’t do shit. And they need like forever to build airports.
Ireland: Bavaria, they even have a political party which claims that parting from Germany is one of their objectives.
Scotland: Bavaria once again, no one outside of Bavaria can understand those guys.
Wales: Brandenburg, or the region around Berlin. It’s literally one big empty field.
England: Antwerp. The economical powerhouse of Flanders is the harbor and all activity around it.
Scotland: Limburg. Somewhat sparsely populated, surprisingly nice nature. It’s only really part of the country because of how some chess pieces moved around historically, but culturally it’s an oddball and they all mourn the slow disappearance of their true language.
Wales: West-Flanders. Both because of the comprehensiveness of their language and because of their affection for farm related activities.
Ireland: Flemish Brabant. Relevant only because of the presence of a couple major, international cities, and there’s confusion everywhere about what language people speak versus what you’d expect them to speak.
England – Rome(Latium), make everyone seethe for no reason.(both had great empires)
Scotland – Tuscany , they think they are better ( spoiler they arent)
Wales – Sardinia , they shag sheeps and speak a cave man dialect.
Ireland – Lombardy , they blame always someone else, rich and wants to separate.
England: Lisbon. Everybody hates us and we just want to talk about the weather and how we are superior to the rest of the country.
Scotland: Minho and Trás-os-Montes – bagpipes, Celts and green, green, green.
Wales: Alentejo and Algarve. They work for us and speak gibberish.
Ireland: Azores (green again, cows instead of sheep and everyone went to America and now we import the Portuguese-Americans, although I think they are just Americans that like olive oil and canned sardines) & Madeira (terrorism and green and tax haven)
England = Paris ofc
Scotland = Occitanie bc of their accent
Wales = Brittany – full of rednecks, a weird language that’s technically Welsh with a French accent
Ireland = Belgium, they only exist in fairy tales
England is Holland
Wales is Texel
Not sure about NI and Scotland
This post has taught me one thing. None of you continentals understand the real situation on the great British Isles. Heard so many absolutely mad comparisons. Scottish propaganda has done a number on you simple folk.
Edit: ooo the Scottish have come out to downvote me less the rest of the continent discover that they were part of the colonising not just a province of the empire.
England: Stockholm. Thinks they’re the best but everyone hates them
Scotland: Skåne. Thinks they’re better than Stockholm but everyone hates them
Wales: Gotland. In an obscure corner and the accent is practically another language
Ireland: Denmark. Can’t hear what they’re saying, and they should belong to us
England: Zealand
Scotland: Faroes
Wales: Jutland
Ireland: The Isles
Greenland is left out 🙁
For Spain:
England – Castille (with madrid being London), duh
Scotland – Catalunya, for obvs independency reasons
Wales – Galicia, they are kind of different from everywhere else, but not really
Ireland – Basque Country, great at modifying cars
Bonus: Northern Ireland – Navarre, it is split almost down the middle with people who feel extremely Basque and people who feel extremely Spanish
England: Harjumaa
Scotland: Võrumaa
Wales: idk, maybe Saaremaa
N. Ireland: Narva
England: Vienna
Northern Ireland: Vorarlberg
Wales: Lower Austria
Scotland: Styria
Australia… England.
white
For Netherlands:
England: Holland. Centre of the country, most populated and wealthy area
Scotland: Fryslân/Friesland. Northern region with a strong regional identity and it’s own language
Wales: Limburg. Region on the side of the country, also with it’s own regional identity and language, with some cultural similarities to neighboring countries (Ireland (Celtic) for Wales, Belgium for Limburg)
Ireland: Belgium. Country with (one) similar language and similar culture that used to be part of the bigger country
England is Normandy, and I’d say my good old Brittany is bit of a mix between Wales and Ireland.
England: Region of Attica. Rich, civilised, advanced. Capital of Greece, democracy and degeneracy.
Scotland: Laconia. Used to be fierce warriors (Spartans), but now they are insignificant and live on the hills. Minimal GDP produced. Still remain certified killers and fierce patriots.
Wales: Ileia Prefecture. Nuff said.
Ireland: Crete because they like to shoot at police with AK-47s they got from the communists, as well as MG42s, MP40s and Kar 98s they borrowed from the Wehrmacht
England: „Welsh“ Switzerland (French speaking), the whole rest of the country hates them, because they make us learn French at school.
Ireland: Central Switzerland (German Speaking), we dont like our French speaking neighbors.
Scotland: Tessin (Italian speaking) speak a different language but are generally liked
Wales: Romansh speaking part, no one understands them, they‘re a minority and no one cares about them
England: Uusimaa (our capital region)
Scotland: Lapland (both are rural and in the north)
Wales: Idk, suggestions?
Our Ireland is definitely the Åland islands, a lot of the people there would historically have preferred to be a part of Sweden, and they refuse to speak anything but swedish, but we’re keeping them tight in our grasp.
England: Dublin and surrounding counties
Scotland: Cork
Wales: Kerry, Clare, Galway and Mayo
Ireland: Ulster
I don’t know about the rest, but we are definitely Wales