Russia’s parliamentary speaker Vyacheslav Volodin said: “The British need to study some proverbs – ‘Russians harness the horse slowly, but ride it fast’.”
I can think of a few choice proverbs regarding Russian forces actions in Ukraine. Here’s hoping you forgot to tighten the girth strap on the saddle you absolute cretin.
As if the Russian’s would honour any part of the agreement in the first place.
Lemme guess, they’re gonna nuke the fishing fleet in Grimsby right?
Wankers!
Average lifespan in the UK: 80.9 years.
Average lifespan in Russia: 71.34 years.
For some reason I don’t feel like taking lifestyle tips from this guy.🤔
Just because we’ve supplied the Ukraine with stealth missiles with a much longer range than previous missiles gave, doesnt give the Kremlin cause to call us Fat.
Cheeky vodka swilling bolsheviks
If they want to try and attack our fishing boats with their navy we can see how round two goes.
Fish can help us lose weight if it’s not cooked in fat. Give us the fish you bastards!
I mean at least we have indoor plumbing and washing machines are in commonplace
UK tells Russia to lose males between 18-45 in massive numbers
As much as you hate Russia the guys got a point we’d all benefit as a country from being less fat lol
Brits can be fat because they have access to food. My friend from St Petersburg once told me (this was pre invasion) that people would regularly travel to Finland to get decent food as Russian shops had fuck all.
Now, now, it’s easy to mock Russia’s ridiculous comments.
Fun, too.
I suppose there is some utility in that advice but this is about fish not battered Mars bars.
The proper use of the word ‘lose’. Well, I never….
True, though, so many fatties.
My good lady is telling me to lose a bit of weight and now the bloody Russians. I’m off to eat cake.
Our own government made sure that our fishing industry won’t suffer by decimating it a long time ago.
Instructions unclear, do they want us to send Ukraine more storm shadows?
Oh no! We lost another agreement with Russia that would be ignored when it suited them
Anyway…..
How long before they start with ‘your mum’ jokes I wonder.
>up to 40% of cod and haddock consumed in the UK comes from Russia and Russian territory
I have always been a sausage in batter or pie person, but the rest of you might have to get used to talapia.
100 years later in history class: “So this is how WW3 started..”
Time for every body to grow up and stop this absurd Cold War with Russia before something serious happens. If we ceased trading with every nation with a human rights abuse record UK would implode tomorrow. Millionaire Cameron doesn’t care, he will still be feasting on the finest line caught North Atlantic cod, while flag waving slava Ukraini cretins will be crying at the prices in the fish and chip shop. Just nosh down on a battered sausage made from anuses instead, mmm!
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Russia’s parliamentary speaker Vyacheslav Volodin said: “The British need to study some proverbs – ‘Russians harness the horse slowly, but ride it fast’.”
I can think of a few choice proverbs regarding Russian forces actions in Ukraine. Here’s hoping you forgot to tighten the girth strap on the saddle you absolute cretin.
As if the Russian’s would honour any part of the agreement in the first place.
Lemme guess, they’re gonna nuke the fishing fleet in Grimsby right?
Wankers!
Average lifespan in the UK: 80.9 years.
Average lifespan in Russia: 71.34 years.
For some reason I don’t feel like taking lifestyle tips from this guy.🤔
Just because we’ve supplied the Ukraine with stealth missiles with a much longer range than previous missiles gave, doesnt give the Kremlin cause to call us Fat.
Cheeky vodka swilling bolsheviks
If they want to try and attack our fishing boats with their navy we can see how round two goes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogger_Bank_incident
Fish can help us lose weight if it’s not cooked in fat. Give us the fish you bastards!
I mean at least we have indoor plumbing and washing machines are in commonplace
UK tells Russia to lose males between 18-45 in massive numbers
As much as you hate Russia the guys got a point we’d all benefit as a country from being less fat lol
Brits can be fat because they have access to food. My friend from St Petersburg once told me (this was pre invasion) that people would regularly travel to Finland to get decent food as Russian shops had fuck all.
Now, now, it’s easy to mock Russia’s ridiculous comments.
Fun, too.
I suppose there is some utility in that advice but this is about fish not battered Mars bars.
The proper use of the word ‘lose’. Well, I never….
True, though, so many fatties.
My good lady is telling me to lose a bit of weight and now the bloody Russians. I’m off to eat cake.
Our own government made sure that our fishing industry won’t suffer by decimating it a long time ago.
Instructions unclear, do they want us to send Ukraine more storm shadows?
Oh no! We lost another agreement with Russia that would be ignored when it suited them
Anyway…..
How long before they start with ‘your mum’ jokes I wonder.
>up to 40% of cod and haddock consumed in the UK comes from Russia and Russian territory
I have always been a sausage in batter or pie person, but the rest of you might have to get used to talapia.
100 years later in history class: “So this is how WW3 started..”
Time for every body to grow up and stop this absurd Cold War with Russia before something serious happens. If we ceased trading with every nation with a human rights abuse record UK would implode tomorrow. Millionaire Cameron doesn’t care, he will still be feasting on the finest line caught North Atlantic cod, while flag waving slava Ukraini cretins will be crying at the prices in the fish and chip shop. Just nosh down on a battered sausage made from anuses instead, mmm!