Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar for an **eighteenth** time.

Last year we saw Marnie win investment in her boxing gym. Last year’s candidates seemed to be even shitter than the year before, let’s see if this year is an improvement.

It’s time for the best task, the scavenger hunt. This year it’s on Jersey. Last week we finally got rid of Asif, good riddance.

[Here is a handy link](https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/mediapacks/the-apprentice-2024-candidates-series-18) to meet this years contestants. There seems to be an abundance of candidates from Yorkshire this year, and two pie company owners. One candidate even has a number three single to his name.

There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can’t worse than last year, can it? One thing’s for sure, Alan’s puns won’t have got any better. Lets see who will be least shit.

|Name|Occupation|PM count|Twat?|Week out|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|Amina Khan|Pharmacist & Business Owner|\-|Yes|\-|
|(Dr.) Asif Munaf|Owner, Wellness Brand|1|Clapping Twat|3|
|Flo Edwards|Recruitment Consultant|1|Yes|\-|
|Foluso Falade|Project Manager|1|Yes|\-|
|Jack Davies|Recruitment Director|\-|Yes|\-|
|Maura Rath|Owner, Yoga Company|\-|Yes|\-|
|Noor Bouziane|Owner, Jewellery Company|\-|Yes|\-|
|Oliver Medforth|Sales Executive|\-|Yes|1|
|Onyeka Nweze|Chartered Company Secretary|1|Yes|\-|
|Paul Bowen|Director, Pie Company|\-|Yes|2|
|(Dr.) Paul Midha|Owner, Dental Group|\-|Yes|\-|
|Phil Turner|Owner, Pie Company|1|Yes|\-|
|Rachel Woolford|Boutique Fitness Studio Owner|\-|Yes|\-|
|Raj Chohan|Mortgage Broker|\-|Yes|\-|
|Sam Saadet|Pre & Post Natal Fitness Coach|\-|Yes|\-|
|Steve Darken|Management Consultant|\-|Yes|\-|
|Tre Lowe|Music & Wellness Entrepreneur|\-|Yes|\-|
|Virdi Singh Mazaria|Music Producer|1|Yes|\-|

by StardustOasis

27 comments

  2. Serious question: do we think Noor is getting undermined partly because she’s 22?

  5. People don’t seem to like Noor too much, do they?

  6. For the sake of women in business anyone who says something like “help a poor girl out” as a negotiating technique should be fired personally by Karen.

  8. Buying a Jumper..

    How about… NO!

    Could you…. NO!

    Ah… NO

  9. Next task should be invent a new pair of glasses or sunglasses

  10. Karren clearly has a massive hangover with those blackout sunglasses.

  11. Can’t get the potatoes because we’re stuck in a field of cows and so how could we possibly find a farm….

  12. I mean, you’re the shackle guy, surely when someone comes in and says they want a 16cm shackle (or however big it is) you know what way it’s measured?

  14. Surely you need some sort of clue to make an ‘educated’ guess?

  15. I’d love the next time they do this task every item could be found in Tescos.

  16. As someone who sews and knows how much materials/labour costs, I shouldn’t be that shocked at £105 for a jumper. And yet…

  17. I am changing career and opening a jumper shop in Jersey. £105!!!!

  18. I hope whoever gets fired just gets left on the island

    “You’re fired . . . which means we don’t have to pay to bring you back to the mainland”

  19. Never even understand how you can just get discounts on clearly marked items, maybe on my next Tesco weekly shop I’ll just be like “could you take 50% off all this and I’ll shake your hand now?”

  20. I just got reminded of the blokes running around Malta a few years ago, measuring an octopus in front of some very confused fishmongers

  23. Now they need to swim over to the raft and set light to the giant wickerman before the time runs out..

  24. Don’t think it matters which item you missed as it’s usually a flat fine of £50 per item you missed. So it being low cost is neither here nor there 

  26. If Sugar thinks asking for a 50% discount initially is too much, what does he think of 75%

    Edit: and he calls him out on it immediately after I post

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