Most likely deliberate so nobody will park next to him and ding his car with their doors. Annoyingly, it is effective.
See it all the time with Audi and BMW gobshites.
To be honest he is correct in this situation.
What is even the point of buying an Audi or BMW if you can’t be the cuntest of all cunts at all times?
Best parked car on Dyke Parade
Typical Audi driver 
If you have an old banger you can park real close and not give a damn. Bang the door all they want.
I’ve had 3 driving lessons and I could do better than this.
how about no parking spaces?
Stick your boot to every door panel. That’ll teach the cunt.
Honestly this should be a clampable offence
I got a new (to me) car recently, always parked my heap of sh1te properly between the lines. Did the same with my new one and i have two dings on the door from muppets who don’t care.
I no longer care and will be parking lengthways across 3 spaces from here on out. Feel free to pop a picture up on reddit should you come across my vehicle.
Going by the dirt of it I’d say he’s used to parking in places where the biggest concern is hitting a cow.
He’s totally wrong but the reason is all the gobshites slamming their car doors open – kids in cars in this country are the worst for and will wreck the side of your car – no one ever taught them to open carefully – I go to gym that overlooks the car park and when I’m in the treadmill I see a car rock up and BLAM 4 doors crash 💥 open and CRACK into the cars either side lol with kids spilling out !!! – especially if late for swimming class or wherever !! I see it all the time lol – I park waaayyyy down the end !!!
He did it cause the piller would block his door from opening
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r/irelandsshitedrivers
Would you really be bothered doing this with an old diesel powered Audi like this? He can’t be bothered to even keep it clean, just doing it to be a typical prick
Yeah I feel you. They should have left it as a 2 door coupe. The extra back doors make ot look sh1t.
If you take off the tyre dust caps you can put a tiny pebble in it and screw it back on and should slowly let the air out.
Don’t do this, just stating that it is something that may happen
Only valid if they pay for two spaces
The one possible saving grace in this scenario is that I imagine someone had parked cuntingly just next space over, and then yer man arrived and decided to shove his car riiiiight up against him to inconvenience him for his cuntery, and then the original shit parker returned and left, leaving yer man there looking like the dick.
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An Audi as well. What are the chances.
“wash me”
Fuckin hell
Drink was involved your honour
Take it to r/eejitsparking
Most likely deliberate so nobody will park next to him and ding his car with their doors. Annoyingly, it is effective.
See it all the time with Audi and BMW gobshites.
To be honest he is correct in this situation.
What is even the point of buying an Audi or BMW if you can’t be the cuntest of all cunts at all times?
Best parked car on Dyke Parade
Typical Audi driver 
If you have an old banger you can park real close and not give a damn. Bang the door all they want.
I’ve had 3 driving lessons and I could do better than this.
how about no parking spaces?
Stick your boot to every door panel. That’ll teach the cunt.
Honestly this should be a clampable offence
I got a new (to me) car recently, always parked my heap of sh1te properly between the lines. Did the same with my new one and i have two dings on the door from muppets who don’t care.
I no longer care and will be parking lengthways across 3 spaces from here on out. Feel free to pop a picture up on reddit should you come across my vehicle.
Going by the dirt of it I’d say he’s used to parking in places where the biggest concern is hitting a cow.
He’s totally wrong but the reason is all the gobshites slamming their car doors open – kids in cars in this country are the worst for and will wreck the side of your car – no one ever taught them to open carefully – I go to gym that overlooks the car park and when I’m in the treadmill I see a car rock up and BLAM 4 doors crash 💥 open and CRACK into the cars either side lol with kids spilling out !!! – especially if late for swimming class or wherever !! I see it all the time lol – I park waaayyyy down the end !!!
He did it cause the piller would block his door from opening
🔑
r/irelandsshitedrivers
Would you really be bothered doing this with an old diesel powered Audi like this? He can’t be bothered to even keep it clean, just doing it to be a typical prick
Yeah I feel you. They should have left it as a 2 door coupe. The extra back doors make ot look sh1t.
If you take off the tyre dust caps you can put a tiny pebble in it and screw it back on and should slowly let the air out.
Don’t do this, just stating that it is something that may happen
Only valid if they pay for two spaces
The one possible saving grace in this scenario is that I imagine someone had parked cuntingly just next space over, and then yer man arrived and decided to shove his car riiiiight up against him to inconvenience him for his cuntery, and then the original shit parker returned and left, leaving yer man there looking like the dick.