I’m having a shit day.

It’s my birthday. It’s raining so I can’t go out for a wander. I genuinely don’t know if I’m getting any presents. I just got the news that getting a mortgage is going to be much more than I had hoped or can reasonably afford.

Basically I am having a shit time and I’m all alone until about five and I need distracting until then.

I like watching people go on crazy adventures like hopping freight trains and exploring abandoned places. I also like watching people build log cabins and practise bushcraft. I also just need to chat.

Have a picture of my cat, Bob. He’s a big fluffy dickhead.

Thank you for your time.

by MrBiscuitOGravy

27 comments

  4. Happy birthday OP. Sorry to hear you’re having a shit day.

  5. I for one love Bob and his throne.

    I’m genuinely sorry OP you’re having a shitty day, and there’s nothing that I can say that wouldn’t sound disingenuous or cliché. 🫂

  6. Have you seen any of the Alone series?

    People get dropped in the middle of nowhere on their own in Canada with very basic equipment and try to survive as long as they can. Winner gets money after surviving for months. Losers get PTSD, malnutrition or mauled by a bear.

    Channel 4 has some of the US series and the new UK version.

    In the US version they make log cabins, hunt moose with bows and arrows, fight wolverines and set up salmon farms. In the UK version they scrape together a fire, then get air evacuated after they cut themselves chopping wood.

  8. You have the world’s biggest cat, or its a small sofa.
    That is something to celebrate.

    Buy yourself a cake and enjoy the day. No cake for your cat, its big enough already.

    And open a clearscore account (they are free). They have a section for remortgages.

  9. Your cat may be allowed on the Tuxedo cat sub! He’s like made an attempt to his tux on and then it got stuck around his big old butt.

      Walking in the rain is nice, if you can come back home to a hot shower and a wank!

     Presents are over-rated, but you do deserve nice things! Maybe make yourself something delicious for lunch ?

  10. I swear I have that exact same *bag-for-life filled with tangled cables and random shit, squashed down the side of a cabinet* arrangement as you

  11. Happy birthday op. Vagrant holiday is a brilliant channel only 8 videos but a brilliant series wish I could watch it all over.

  12. Happy Birthday, Mr Biscuit! But the sheer *audacity* to call Bob “big”. He’s just a bit chunky! And in that pic, he’s laughing at all our misfortunes. I love him.

    I hope things get better for you. <3

  14. Woah, that lardy Bob boi right there. Yes, him.

    Cuddle him.

    **Again.**

    It gets better mate, hang on in there. My 21st was the shittyest, rainiest, most dejected, loneliest day of my life.

    But hanging on in has provided me with sweet love, happiness, humour and belonging.

    This is my wish for you today!

  15. Happy birthday wishes 💐 I hope your cat did get you a nice gift 💐

  16. You have a cat. Why are you sad? Having a cat is tbe greatest gift one can have.

    Edit: also, happy birthday!

  19. Happy birthday to you. It’s mine today too. Never a dull day with a cat!!!

  21. Happy birthday! Remember there is always a silver lining on every cloud.

    Nice cat btw

  24. Our cats look the same, he used to have that sofa too, is he noisy?

  25. Happy birthday, Mr Biscuit and Gravy. Have a good day. You too bob

  26. Happy birthday Mr Biscuits.

    Some of my favourite cats are dickheads, so I’m glad to hear that your cat is one too.

Leave a Reply