“I think my favorite apostle was probably Clifford, you know, the big red dog. God gave Jesus a puppy and at first he was disappointed because it was just a puppy and not dominion over heaven and earth but it grew and it grew so large that Jesus’ parents couldn’t believe it and he wouldn’t even fit in their nice suburban middle class home. Which was outside Chicago I believe…”
# To overcome the voter’s curse, simply quote a Bible verse.
Uh…. thou shalt not… Oh, the hell with it. *commits treason*
>Trump unable to name a single verse from his “favorite book” the bible
Makes sense. Trump’s knowledge of the book rivals that of chris.
He is a rapist. Might be evil incarnate, so if he did quote the Bible, he might burst into flames.
I like Gods who don’t get captured
“Jesus wept.”
Guy can only name one of his kids, and he named one after himself… still can’t remember that one. Just the hot daughter he wants to bang, that sticks with him.
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You’d think he’d be able to answer John 3:16, but he probably hasn’t even heard of that either. I don’t buy that he’s a Christian. I don’t think he’s an atheist either. I don’t think he’s ever considered the question.
Donald was able to recount what he thought was a story from the Bible, however. He told of how Jesus had a wife, but she died, leaving him with three sons to raise on his own. But he then met a lady, a lovely lady, with three girls of her own, and they formed a union, and got married with love. Then there was their smart-alecky maid, and a dog, but he very mystically only appeared in the beginning…
I give him **an hour** to post some quotes on truth social….. his **NON PERSONAL** quotes
Donald Trump has recently grown fond of telling supporters on the campaign trail that his favorite book is the Bible — followed by his business tome “The Art of the Deal.” But when asked about his favorite Bible verse, the Republican presidential frontrunner declines to get specific.
“I go to church and I love God and I love my church,” Trump boldly pronounced but in an interview on Bloomberg TV’s “With All Due Respect.” But he said the Bible was too personal to him to “get into specifics.”
“The Bible means a lot to me, but I don’t want to get into specifics,” Trump told Bloomberg’s Mark Halperin, refusing to list one or two favorite verses.
“It is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
– my favotire book
Matthew 16:23
“Jesus came up to Trump… Tears in his eyes”. Jesus said to Trump, “Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the things of God.
Funny thing for me is how in the old TV show “The Waltons” John Walton, who never went to church and was likely an atheist, did have a handy Bible quote at the ready for his Bible-thumping wife “Jesus wept” and yeah, that’s all he needed to know.
Not too hard to pretend to be a Bible reader. Two whole words. Memorize them or memorize the bears eating kids part of you prefer.
Not at all surprising, can’t wait to see how the MAGAts try to twist this one around.
To be fair to Trump he said it’s his favourite, not that he read it. This book created a large group of idiots that he can scam and get to send him money, I can see why he likes it. This book has made him more money than even the ones that were writing for him.
Trump couldn’t name a verse from any book even his own.
The worst part of Trump is the media not challenging his bullshit. Almost a decade, and nobody ever thought about asking him a bible verse? We could have avoided all this if “journalists” had done their jobs. Now i understand why the field is dead.
I bet he could name his favorite verse from the book of hitler speeches he used to keep on his nightstand.
It’s the antithesis of what Christians claim to live for and yet here we are, watching the death cult turn full on Christo fascist.
>After all, there was plenty of evidence that Trump didn’t exactly understand religion. Despite posting his confirmation photo on Facebook as proof he’s a part of the club, when it comes to the basics of Christianity, he could really do with a refresher course. There was the time he attended church on the campaign trail and mistakenly put money on the Communion plate, confusing it for the offering one (or maybe his answer to everything is just to throw money at it). When he stopped by Liberty University, he oddly referred to the book of the Bible called Second Corinthians as “Two Corinthians,” as if he had never heard it said out loud before. Then there was the time he flippantly called the Communion ritual “my little wine” and “my little cracker.” Or the fact that he admits he has never asked forgiveness for his sins, and that his favorite verse of the Bible is the Old Testament’s “an eye for an eye” — a verse that Jesus specifically says not to follow in the New Testament when he says to turn the other cheek (although this would explain some of Trump’s business dealings). And when asked by the Christian Broadcasting Network what God meant to him, Trump proceeded to tell a story about buying a golf course.
Trump is the closest to the definition of anti-christ lol. Fuck that guy.
“he’s an imperfect vessel sent by god” is the mental gymnastics they use
It won’t change a single mind. I grew up in Trump country. They know he doesn’t believe- deep down, they all know. Everyone knows. Speaking as someone who isn’t religious, Trump is the least religious person I’ve ever seen. He has definitely never read the Bible, seems unfamiliar with the most basic aspects of it, and entirely incurious about learning.
And it doesn’t matter. All he needs to do is pay the barest amount of lip service to it, so that his supporters can pretend to believe him. That’s all they really need. Because he says the things they want someone to say, and he does the things they want someone to do, but they can’t figure out how to square those desires they have with how they perceive themselves: as Christians (which, for most of them, is synonymous with “a good person”). But, as long as he puts on the thinnest possible veneer of “faith,” it stops them from ever having to do any actual self-reflection about their own hypocrisy. And that’s what they want more than anything else.
Edit: to anyone else who would like to tell me that this is an old article, thank you, but consider checking the comments to see if anyone has beaten you to it
Didn’t know Mein Kampf was formatted with verses
Biden needs to challenge him to a quote off during the debates. Might wake up a few evangelical followers
I wonder whether there is a figure within Christianity that is unable to quote anything from the bible.
No, really?!
It’s personal guys, he keeps it to himself
/s
Trump doesn’t need to know the bible since he is the new messiah with a new message. /s I encourage Christians join with me in ditching the outdated Bible!
Trumps behavior, life style, character, hypocrisy and world view is an exact copy of any islamic dictator.
If he is the only option as the leader of the American Christians that means they do not even have ten worthy among them.
Trump wept
Too bad this vainglorious cold sore has never picked up the book. He would surely be impressed with his description in — how would he say it? Two Thessalonians 2:7-12?
*”For the secret power of lawlessness is already at work; but the one who now holds it back will continue to do so till he is taken out of the way. And then the lawless one will be revealed, whom the Lord Jesus will overthrow with the breath of his mouth and destroy by the splendor of his coming. The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness.”*
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“I think my favorite apostle was probably Clifford, you know, the big red dog. God gave Jesus a puppy and at first he was disappointed because it was just a puppy and not dominion over heaven and earth but it grew and it grew so large that Jesus’ parents couldn’t believe it and he wouldn’t even fit in their nice suburban middle class home. Which was outside Chicago I believe…”
# To overcome the voter’s curse, simply quote a Bible verse.
Uh…. thou shalt not… Oh, the hell with it. *commits treason*
>Trump unable to name a single verse from his “favorite book” the bible
Makes sense. Trump’s knowledge of the book rivals that of chris.
Zero evidence.
https://newrepublic.com/post/173722/donald-trump-long-long-history-not-picking-check
He’s a bad guy
He is a rapist. Might be evil incarnate, so if he did quote the Bible, he might burst into flames.
I like Gods who don’t get captured
“Jesus wept.”
Guy can only name one of his kids, and he named one after himself… still can’t remember that one. Just the hot daughter he wants to bang, that sticks with him.
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You’d think he’d be able to answer John 3:16, but he probably hasn’t even heard of that either. I don’t buy that he’s a Christian. I don’t think he’s an atheist either. I don’t think he’s ever considered the question.
Donald was able to recount what he thought was a story from the Bible, however. He told of how Jesus had a wife, but she died, leaving him with three sons to raise on his own. But he then met a lady, a lovely lady, with three girls of her own, and they formed a union, and got married with love. Then there was their smart-alecky maid, and a dog, but he very mystically only appeared in the beginning…
I give him **an hour** to post some quotes on truth social….. his **NON PERSONAL** quotes
Donald Trump has recently grown fond of telling supporters on the campaign trail that his favorite book is the Bible — followed by his business tome “The Art of the Deal.” But when asked about his favorite Bible verse, the Republican presidential frontrunner declines to get specific.
“I go to church and I love God and I love my church,” Trump boldly pronounced but in an interview on Bloomberg TV’s “With All Due Respect.” But he said the Bible was too personal to him to “get into specifics.”
“The Bible means a lot to me, but I don’t want to get into specifics,” Trump told Bloomberg’s Mark Halperin, refusing to list one or two favorite verses.
“It is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
– my favotire book
Matthew 16:23
“Jesus came up to Trump… Tears in his eyes”. Jesus said to Trump, “Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the things of God.
Funny thing for me is how in the old TV show “The Waltons” John Walton, who never went to church and was likely an atheist, did have a handy Bible quote at the ready for his Bible-thumping wife “Jesus wept” and yeah, that’s all he needed to know.
Not too hard to pretend to be a Bible reader. Two whole words. Memorize them or memorize the bears eating kids part of you prefer.
Not at all surprising, can’t wait to see how the MAGAts try to twist this one around.
To be fair to Trump he said it’s his favourite, not that he read it. This book created a large group of idiots that he can scam and get to send him money, I can see why he likes it. This book has made him more money than even the ones that were writing for him.
Trump couldn’t name a verse from any book even his own.
The worst part of Trump is the media not challenging his bullshit. Almost a decade, and nobody ever thought about asking him a bible verse? We could have avoided all this if “journalists” had done their jobs. Now i understand why the field is dead.
I bet he could name his favorite verse from the book of hitler speeches he used to keep on his nightstand.
Just a reminder cracked of all places went deep with dissecting his bullshit [prosperity gospel](https://joan-tan.medium.com/beware-the-cult-of-prosperity-gospel-2e5cc3d0b871) religion. The article contains [more details about that](https://www.cracked.com/blog/trumps-bizarre-religion-weirder-than-scientology).
It’s the antithesis of what Christians claim to live for and yet here we are, watching the death cult turn full on Christo fascist.
>After all, there was plenty of evidence that Trump didn’t exactly understand religion. Despite posting his confirmation photo on Facebook as proof he’s a part of the club, when it comes to the basics of Christianity, he could really do with a refresher course. There was the time he attended church on the campaign trail and mistakenly put money on the Communion plate, confusing it for the offering one (or maybe his answer to everything is just to throw money at it). When he stopped by Liberty University, he oddly referred to the book of the Bible called Second Corinthians as “Two Corinthians,” as if he had never heard it said out loud before. Then there was the time he flippantly called the Communion ritual “my little wine” and “my little cracker.” Or the fact that he admits he has never asked forgiveness for his sins, and that his favorite verse of the Bible is the Old Testament’s “an eye for an eye” — a verse that Jesus specifically says not to follow in the New Testament when he says to turn the other cheek (although this would explain some of Trump’s business dealings). And when asked by the Christian Broadcasting Network what God meant to him, Trump proceeded to tell a story about buying a golf course.
Trump is the closest to the definition of anti-christ lol. Fuck that guy.
“he’s an imperfect vessel sent by god” is the mental gymnastics they use
It won’t change a single mind. I grew up in Trump country. They know he doesn’t believe- deep down, they all know. Everyone knows. Speaking as someone who isn’t religious, Trump is the least religious person I’ve ever seen. He has definitely never read the Bible, seems unfamiliar with the most basic aspects of it, and entirely incurious about learning.
And it doesn’t matter. All he needs to do is pay the barest amount of lip service to it, so that his supporters can pretend to believe him. That’s all they really need. Because he says the things they want someone to say, and he does the things they want someone to do, but they can’t figure out how to square those desires they have with how they perceive themselves: as Christians (which, for most of them, is synonymous with “a good person”). But, as long as he puts on the thinnest possible veneer of “faith,” it stops them from ever having to do any actual self-reflection about their own hypocrisy. And that’s what they want more than anything else.
Edit: to anyone else who would like to tell me that this is an old article, thank you, but consider checking the comments to see if anyone has beaten you to it
Didn’t know Mein Kampf was formatted with verses
Biden needs to challenge him to a quote off during the debates. Might wake up a few evangelical followers
I wonder whether there is a figure within Christianity that is unable to quote anything from the bible.
No, really?!
It’s personal guys, he keeps it to himself
/s
Trump doesn’t need to know the bible since he is the new messiah with a new message. /s I encourage Christians join with me in ditching the outdated Bible!
Trumps behavior, life style, character, hypocrisy and world view is an exact copy of any islamic dictator.
If he is the only option as the leader of the American Christians that means they do not even have ten worthy among them.
Trump wept
Too bad this vainglorious cold sore has never picked up the book. He would surely be impressed with his description in — how would he say it? Two Thessalonians 2:7-12?
*”For the secret power of lawlessness is already at work; but the one who now holds it back will continue to do so till he is taken out of the way. And then the lawless one will be revealed, whom the Lord Jesus will overthrow with the breath of his mouth and destroy by the splendor of his coming. The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness.”*
Here’s a verse for him:
‘When I look back upon my life
It’s always with a sense of shame
I’ve always been the one to blame
For everything I long to do
No matter when or where or who
Has one thing in common too
It’s a, it’s a, it’s a, it’s a sin
It’s a sin’
[sauce ](https://youtu.be/QkwgMMNXjTc?si=D2bHFjZUQ_8v180x)
“24. Man. Woman. 25. Person. 26. Camera. Tv.”
Ah “Two Corinthians walk into a bar”
8 year old article…
This is old.
But he can rifle off passages of Mein Kampf by heart.
Let he who has not raw dogged a Porn Star just after the birth of his fifth child with his third wife cast the first stone.
What happened to “Two Corinthians?”