Odd… but ultimately inconsequential if you can be kicked out by your landlord for basically ANY reason.
> One landlord made a comment about the ‘queues of men’ always outside the house. It’s safe to say I did not make people queue to fuck me
lol
As a live in landlord, I do have one rule: don’t bring anyone into the house unless you’ve known them for at least 24 hours.
It has absolutely nothing to do with being a prude, I simply want them to exercise a bit of sober judgement as to who they bring into our home for safety reasons, which feels like a fairly basic sort of request, seeing as we’re sharing a home.
Visitors who they actually know are completely ok though.
At the other end of the spectrum, a friend has a live in landlord who won’t allow any visitors of any description. When I helped her move there I had to leave her stuff at the doorstep instead of helping her to her room with it! She’s not even allowed to have her mum around for a cuppa. Mad.
Edit: for those who appear not to understand what a live in landlord is, my lodger rents a room in my home, and shares a kitchen, bathroom and lounge. It’s a safety matter because there’s nothing stopping whoever they bring home coming into my bedroom while I sleep, or indeed stealing my TV.
So its not a no sex clause then? Just basically dont be loud, similar to no loud music
“After moving into a shared house with three other girls, she started to notice signs in the communal areas banning “music after 11PM”, “house parties” and, crucially, “loud sex”.”
I know certain landlords who rent out properties to escorts who are coming and going from place to place.
I’m more concerned about the girl who couldn’t shut up for the landlord to make such an outrageous demand, she’s probably still moaning loudly.
They want the pleasure of fucking over Tennant’s all to themselves.
How do they know I’m not watching porn at full volume?
How can they possibly prove I was shagging?
C’mon to fuck I used to live with my parents, and listen to shaggy.
Given what slumlords have been up to with desperate female tenants for years, this would probably come as a relief.
Damm, not being enforced by my landlord but definitely happening..
Used to be the broom end from the downstairs neighbour for me. What happened to those days?
His old mrs used to give me a cheeky wink when I apologised to him for the noise the next morning.
As a landlord now, I might even put it in the agreement that it is actively encouraged. Safely, of course.
If these landlords aren’t live-in ones, why do they particularly care?
If loud sex is banned then it sounds like a great time to experiment with gags.
This is more about noise than sex, which is perfectly reasonable, especially as there is no way for landlords to know you are having sex without spying on you to begin with.
I think the rule is ridiculous.
But the question is, did or did not these people agree to the rules when they moved in?
They did because it was cheap, so don’t complain.
[Vice.com](https://Vice.com) could write an article stating that the moon is in the sky and i wouldn’t believe them.
I just realized my girlfriends landlord literally did this. She gave her a notice to vacate the property and in the same message told her she was no longer allowed to have guests overnight, literally the same morning I left after night sex…
Honestly the state of renter’s rights is more than fucked.
Turns out they’re sleeping together but not having sex. See, they can’t have sex because of an injury Joe suffered when kicked by a spooked sheep during an air raid while his family were vacationing in the Falkland Islands during the war.
Total clickbait article aimed at the morons who just lap this kind of shit up.
I’m so often reminded how happy I am that I get to not live in London. Living in a shoe box with 3 other people and a creepy landlord. Spending half your life underground like a mole. Grim times.
God forbid that tenants should be allowed to enjoy just a normal life.
This feels like clear contravention of Article 8 ECHR
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Odd… but ultimately inconsequential if you can be kicked out by your landlord for basically ANY reason.
> One landlord made a comment about the ‘queues of men’ always outside the house. It’s safe to say I did not make people queue to fuck me
lol
As a live in landlord, I do have one rule: don’t bring anyone into the house unless you’ve known them for at least 24 hours.
It has absolutely nothing to do with being a prude, I simply want them to exercise a bit of sober judgement as to who they bring into our home for safety reasons, which feels like a fairly basic sort of request, seeing as we’re sharing a home.
Visitors who they actually know are completely ok though.
At the other end of the spectrum, a friend has a live in landlord who won’t allow any visitors of any description. When I helped her move there I had to leave her stuff at the doorstep instead of helping her to her room with it! She’s not even allowed to have her mum around for a cuppa. Mad.
Edit: for those who appear not to understand what a live in landlord is, my lodger rents a room in my home, and shares a kitchen, bathroom and lounge. It’s a safety matter because there’s nothing stopping whoever they bring home coming into my bedroom while I sleep, or indeed stealing my TV.
So its not a no sex clause then? Just basically dont be loud, similar to no loud music
“After moving into a shared house with three other girls, she started to notice signs in the communal areas banning “music after 11PM”, “house parties” and, crucially, “loud sex”.”
I know certain landlords who rent out properties to escorts who are coming and going from place to place.
I’m more concerned about the girl who couldn’t shut up for the landlord to make such an outrageous demand, she’s probably still moaning loudly.
They want the pleasure of fucking over Tennant’s all to themselves.
How do they know I’m not watching porn at full volume?
How can they possibly prove I was shagging?
C’mon to fuck I used to live with my parents, and listen to shaggy.
Given what slumlords have been up to with desperate female tenants for years, this would probably come as a relief.
Damm, not being enforced by my landlord but definitely happening..
Used to be the broom end from the downstairs neighbour for me. What happened to those days?
His old mrs used to give me a cheeky wink when I apologised to him for the noise the next morning.
As a landlord now, I might even put it in the agreement that it is actively encouraged. Safely, of course.
If these landlords aren’t live-in ones, why do they particularly care?
Guessing they’re probably mostly miserable Boomers!
If loud sex is banned then it sounds like a great time to experiment with gags.
This is more about noise than sex, which is perfectly reasonable, especially as there is no way for landlords to know you are having sex without spying on you to begin with.
I think the rule is ridiculous.
But the question is, did or did not these people agree to the rules when they moved in?
They did because it was cheap, so don’t complain.
[Vice.com](https://Vice.com) could write an article stating that the moon is in the sky and i wouldn’t believe them.
I just realized my girlfriends landlord literally did this. She gave her a notice to vacate the property and in the same message told her she was no longer allowed to have guests overnight, literally the same morning I left after night sex…
Honestly the state of renter’s rights is more than fucked.
Turns out they’re sleeping together but not having sex. See, they can’t have sex because of an injury Joe suffered when kicked by a spooked sheep during an air raid while his family were vacationing in the Falkland Islands during the war.
Total clickbait article aimed at the morons who just lap this kind of shit up.
I’m so often reminded how happy I am that I get to not live in London. Living in a shoe box with 3 other people and a creepy landlord. Spending half your life underground like a mole. Grim times.
God forbid that tenants should be allowed to enjoy just a normal life.
This feels like clear contravention of Article 8 ECHR