Londis in Castlebar? You’ll be making chicken fillet rolls for the Viper!
Job market getting highly competitive again I see
at least employer is responsive
Can I get a chicken Fillet roll please? yeah some Mayo thanks, eh can I get lettuce and sweetcorn? plain chicken please, yeah cut in half please, thanks.
Soylent Green now hiring
Reporting to Stale & Expired Manager
Wow, imagine serving freshly chopped deli assistant with mayo of all things…
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Is the winning candidate the one that gives the most limbs?
Also seeking a Newly Sliced bakery assistant.
I don’t see the problem. You’d hardly expect them to hire a stale deli assistant.
given the name of the franchise is freshly chopped then whats the issue
I have my pitchfork here, can you please tell me who I should be aiming it at
Probably needs a new deli assistant because the old one won the lotto
They’d save money if they got a deli assistant and chopped them up themselves.
Let’s get Dexter on the case.
I tried their vegan Soylent Green sandwich, it’s pretty good.
One lotto win and the cunts lose the run of themselves.
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Are you one of thos mad fellas that eats people?
To shreds you say…
This is the kind of kitchen job offer you want https://i.redd.it/r8uxr2o977c81.png
Londis in Castlebar? You’ll be making chicken fillet rolls for the Viper!
Job market getting highly competitive again I see
at least employer is responsive
Can I get a chicken Fillet roll please? yeah some Mayo thanks, eh can I get lettuce and sweetcorn? plain chicken please, yeah cut in half please, thanks.
Soylent Green now hiring
Reporting to Stale & Expired Manager
Wow, imagine serving freshly chopped deli assistant with mayo of all things…
Hardly worth the €10.20 a hour