Just ending my night shift and saw this.
Most absurd I’ve seen so far.

Any competitions?

by sideshowbob01

29 comments
  1. Just wondering if you fuck kids all the time, ’cause that’s what you just did with this deal. You just got an $8,000,000,000 ring for seventy-five ninety-five. You fucked me good, Mrs. Appleby. Congratulations, ma’am.

  2. Yeah, but, you are saving £719… and there are only 14 left!!!

  3. Do you mean absurd as in an absurdly low price for a high quality product?

  4. For hair growth?

    How the fuck is that supposed to even pretend to work?

  5. Limited edition, you could have 1 (or more) of only 30 in the world.

  6. The Lumicap *Pro*

    Amazing how many people waste their money on the Lumicap Pro when the Lumicap Air is more than enough for what they want to do. Unless you’re doing it professionally, the Lumicap Pro is really overkill

  7. But it promotes hair growth*

    *Note, does not actually aid in hair growth

  8. I always wonder how someone’s life has to go to end up as a presenter on one of these channels…

    I’m still waiting for someone to call in live on one of these and then ask the presenter why they haven’t bought one yet if it’s so great.

  9. Sounds stupid but there’s science behind red light generally being good for you. Think light therapies are even prescribed on the NHS.

  10. Sold 16 and only 14 left, better get one before they sell out!

  11. Wow, the utter exploitation of men who are both bald and have low self esteem. I went bald by 25 and the idea of trying one of these to make my hair grow back males me laugh and shake my head in disbelief at the same time.

  12. Gotta laugh at the description on the website

    It may help promote hair strand strength
    It may help reduce the likelihood of breakage of hairs.
    It may help naturally boost nutrients to the scalp and hair follicles.
    It may help reduce the look of ageing.
    It may help revive thinning hairs.
    Hair may appear fuller-looking with regular use.
    It may help to strengthen the appearance of brittle hair.
    It may help reawaken dormant hair follicles.

    But yeah, it’s £899! But it’s London so I’ve no doubt some rich fools will pay for it.

  13. Buying a led cap for £180 is a great metaphor for ‘they saw you coming’

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