US love for Italy is gross.

by Efficient_atom

47 comments
  1. You don’t understand, actually Italy took its whole culture from America during WW2, before that, Italy didn’t invent anything!

  2. Imagine having a bad view of Estonia.

    The more east, the more evil I guess.

  3. Actually they should love colored people mountains. What’s wrong with them?

  4. So americunts love Italy? What a surprise! They have about the same manners.

  5. We are not that good.

    No really, please don’t come here on vacation

  6. I’d rather be sent to france than the US 🤢🤮

  7. Why is an eastoid telling me about irrelevant americans on 2*western*europe4u?

  8. I don’t believe this map for a second. You’re telling me America has stopped sulking at France?

  9. As a child of macedonian immigrants, there is absolutely no way Americans know what or where nth macedonia is lmao

  10. Czechia, Slovakia, Baltic states are orange?

    I’m starting to suspect Americans don’t know much about them.

    They are pretty awesome.

  11. Honestly, I’m just surprised they know half the countries.

    Denmark? Ain’t that the capital of Ikea?

  12. Why does this eastern european has a flair and is allowed to share opinions in this sub?

    Isn’t there a sub for estoids to post their opinions among countries that value east european opinions?

  13. Bosnians and Albanians do be feeling suicidal after seeing this.

  14. Thought they saw us as communists. There was a whole segment on foxnews.

  15. Americans opinions on places they couldn’t point out on a map and don’t know fucking squat about.

  16. Fake as fuck. A true American has not even heard about more than half of the countries on the map.

  17. They have good food and decent people. Other Euro countries don’t meet those standards.

    France has good food but shitty people.

    The UK has good people but shitty food.

    What is the netherlands, belguim, and portugal? Satellites of their neighbors.

    We fought two wars against Germany. We respect them but don’t trust them.

    Spain is old world Central and South America. We got the better Spanish speakers, so they are pointless.

    Austria is southern Germany.

    The Scandinavian countries and the Swiss are just neutral to us.

    And the former Eastern Bloc is warming up to us, but still associated with the USSR.

    Did I miss anyone that matters?

    Edit: We like the Irish too. They are salt-of-earth people and we share the dislike of British monarchy.

  18. That’s what happens when you’re the only country Americans can confidently identify on a map.

    The curse of the knee-high boot, sometimes I wish we were shaped like some random blob or turd like the rest of you

  19. I feel conflicted. I like Italy, but I don’t like Americans’ opinions.

  20. Hey, Euro-guy, you’re not supposed to care about what Americans think.

    But anyway, your country is in the green; what are you complaining about?

  21. It’s because of those american “italians”.

  22. “I’ve been in most parts of the world, unlike most americans who’ve been nowhere. Breadths of their interest in other people and other countries is nil. The number of people in this country who have passports except to go to Canada or Cancun is nil.”

  23. What’s wrong with Portugal? Americans have already bought most of the housing there worth buying.

  24. Italy gives out citizenship way too easily to some Americans lmao

    Make a language test a requirement and they won’t love Italy that much anymore

  25. We swear, we didn’t do anything to provoke them. It’s all on the Yankees!

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