“Nowhere in the world are there such open and fair elections as ours.” Lukashenko said he will run for the presidency of Belarus again in 2025

by ua-stena

41 comments

  1. This would almost be funny if it weren’t for all the lives ruined by his time in office.

  2. Candidate : 1
    Choice on the ballot : 1
    No blank allowed
    Opponent ? Got surprisingly seek.

  3. Drugs in that part of the world must be incredibly strong.

  4. Wait for Putin to hear his claims there there are no fairer elections anywhere in the world.

  7. I hope people of Belarus tear this place the fuck down. Putin isn’t so able to help his buddy this time. Now is their chance to take advantage of that.

  8. “for example I am the first democratically elected black president of Mongolian origin in Belorussia” – also Lukashenko

  10. By 2025, he will be the head of Belarus for 30 years. Modern dictators, thanks to medicine, can rule for a very long time. The world has never needed a change in power as much as it does now.

  11. He is right!

    But he was talking about the world of Venus.

  12. We will have elections! Fair elections! More free and fair than any other elections in the world. Very free. And fair. All my top elections officials said they were fair! Remember, they said “lucashenko cheated! Lucashenko got 3%”. They are fake news. We sued them and we won! I won. And they lost. Those Poles and Americans want to interfere in our elections! We will not allow them. We will build the wall and make Poland pay for it! We will make Belarus great Again! Great Again! You hear me? Make Belorus Great again! And great elections! With great free and fair elections! 

  13. That makes little sense considering he himself openly said he was a dictator.

    But as a dictator you want to minimize amount of undeniable facts opposition could use against you. If your country does not have elections, its pretty undeniable. If your country has sham elections, even if everyone knows they are a sham, how do you actually prove it? While possible, it already takes some effort and is a lot of work, and much easier for dictator to just say the proof is nonsense.

    Its not like its only way dictators can hold on to power, there are millions of things, holding fake elections is one of them.

  15. It’s the nominations *after* the elections that are not fair.

  16. Oh, that took me by surprise. Didn’t expect that

  17. Meanwhile his main opponent needs to live in exile. 🤷‍♀️

  18. >Nowhere in the world are there such open and fair elections as ours

    I think ruzzian’s one are literaly as open and fair.

  19. Russia and China doesn’t agree, theirs is more open and fair.

  20. Lie big or go home, I guess. 

    It’s astounding that someone who says something as *blatantly* untrue as this, will still have thousands, even millions of people who keep supporting them. 

    (I am well aware that the vast majority of Belarusians don’t support Lukashenko)

  22. Just showed this to my wife. She is from Belarus. She could not stop laughing for 10 minutes straight.

  23. “This tyrannical “quirk” has been met with either indifference or approval by average Ankh-Morpork citizens. Morporkians are in no doubt that Vetinari is firmly in charge of the city; the political system of Ankh-Morpork is described as “One Man, One Vote,” in which Vetinari alone is the Man, and he has the Vote.”

  24. It’s funny and sad at the same time how dictators like him talk to a specific audience, people who actually believe that. At the same time don’t care about the rest because those don’t matter to them anyway. Like this famous putin interview recently. The amount of bs he unleashed was unbelievable but he was actually talking to a very specific audience in the west and the rest just doesn’t matter.

  27. Another Republic of Bananas in Europe sponsor by the corrupt people from the Kremlin Moscow Russia .

  28. Putin about to cancel Lukashenko for not saying Russia has the most open and fair elections.

  30. Lukashenko: “here in Belarus, we make sure I count the votes, and then we uhh we announce who won and then we uhh count votes yes! high five! “

  31. Their elections are so transparent that you know the results before they even start!

  33. He’s a very lucky leader given that all of his opposition has either disappeared or died! How convenient!

  34. Has he ever said anything that isn’t an obvious lie?

  35. …he will BE the president of Belarus again in 2025.

    I fixed it for you.

  36. Lukashenko for the progress of belarus ! Yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever…

  38. Bro forgot to say on which part of his statement we should laugh at.

  40. I dream of the day when whole Europe could experience the democracy that Belarus is enjoing.

    And then I wake up in screams.

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