
Just to let folk considering doing the North Coast 500 this year, we’ve been working hard on our artisanal pot holes this winter and expect to have added at least 20% more tyre bursting, axle smashing belters ready by the start of the season. Happy driving.
by ewenmax
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We’ve graduated from potholes that were almost smooth enough to drive over during the recent snowfall to apprentice sinkholes.
Some Health & Safety nutter is spoiling the sheer exhilaration that most folk feel when they feel their car suddenly lurch downwards into a hole, by placing bloody safety barriers around them. Hopefully sense returns and the barriers are gone before the start of the tourist season, which of course helps the lucrative breakdown companies.
Welp PENIS287 for me then!
Has anyone dared suggest a correlation between the potholes and traffic types & volume yet?
I do understand that’s it’s a Sunday and these are not overly enlightened times.
Aren’t they used in winter for haggis hibernation?
The NC500 is a scam as far the wider community is concerned.
I’m yet to be convinced it’s brought any real benefits to the area with the exception of some businesses.
Would be nice if the company and businesses who are licensed by the NC500 reinvested some of their profits back into the community given that the entire premise is reliant on the roads themselves, yet nobody is picking up the cheque to repair them.
Ahhh, they are potholes, I thought the MoD had been practising with light artillery.
Just watch how you drive instead starring at you stupid phone?
*laughs in average Glasgow street*
Yas! Just in time for my bike packing trip. RIP.