Popular local path was flooded, spent 10 minutes collecting wood: Rate my bridge-building skills

by iPhoneOrAndroid

25 comments
  1. Looks like a trip hazard to me……

    You had and accident that wasn’t your fault?
    An accident at work? Or walking over a make shift bridge?
    Call ambulance chasers are us. No win no fee, because we keep 90% of your pay out

  2. That stick collection will get lots of jealous looks from r/justguysbeingdudes

  3. If that had been built in Bristol it would have needed £48 million in consultant fees.

  4. Sorry mate but it’s 3/10, and I won’t patronise you by telling you how many of those are pity points.

  5. Looks pretty good but will it flex in the wind? You don’t want it falling down.

  6. UPDATE: It has been successfully used by a middle-aged couple who are now proceeding without wet socks as I inconspicuously observed from a nearby location.

    Alternate angle, half way through the building process: https://imgur.com/VjYYpb5

  7. Think I’d walk around the puddle instead, like you should have done.

    0/10

  8. Should have just kept it single track with the planks.

  9. 6/10. Marked down for lack of suspension element.

  10. Someone get Real Civil Engineer here for a true professional bridge review.

  11. It’s a good effort to help, but when it’s dark that’s a trip hazard and anyone on a bike will find it tricky

  12. Lets hope no local beavers spot that impressive feat of engineering or you might have a flood on your hands!

  13. Looks like fly-tipping to me. All that’s missing is an old fridge and some broken up plasterboard. Tut, tut.

  14. Ignore the haters, you’re a diamond geezer.

    I’d be well happy walking over that than directly in the mud

  15. How much time do you have in the day where you can go around finding discarded wood to make this monstrosity?

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