The absolute state of those little convertible Range Rovers.
Did you do it outside or inside?
It was always a wangle walking in, and greeting the people at the reception desk pretending like I belonged in the hotel all along
Been years since I shat in there.
Library Bar fucked too then?
What about the disabled parking makes it attractive to you?
Oh damn that’s sad. Spent many a toilet trip there too. Dead handy before going to gigs.
Also a lovely place to stay in.
Isn’t it only shut down for a revamp/redevelopment ?
Oh no. One of my favourite places in the city for a day time pint. It was a hidden gem. Very sad to see it closed.
Is this exchequer street ?
I’d often tell myself I was going in for just the one poo, but would usually end up staying for three or four poos. A gem of a place.
I prefer Brown Thomas , free water too.
My condolences.
I worked there.
Absolutely terrible place.
The Library Bar was one of the greatest places in Dublin City. I absolutely loved it.
Tbh, I’ve just walked into a number of the fancy five star hotels with confidence lately and have had few problems
Nip next door to Fallon & Byrne. Immaculate jacks, L’Occitane soap and hand cream to boot!
CHQ and Brown Thomas, both 5* jacks for me.
That should be a thread on its own actually “Best spots to take a shit in Ireland”
Get to it OP.
Do you mean pooing in the entrance or the hotel is closed?
The Westbury (well ladeedah) for me. Pretty easy to sneak upstairs to the jacks and a poo in luxury. Life saver when drinking in McDaid’s.
Why, when the BT toilets are the best in Dublin and just up the road!
I used to drop the kids off there myself.
A blue badge convertible Range Rover ? Or a prick Parker?
I used be a barman it was a full-time job stopping shitting non costumer’s.
But you got away, didn’t you babe
Just flushed your back on the town.
You got away—I once heard you say
I need to poo
I don’t need to poo
I need to poo
I don’t need to poo
And all of that jivin around.
There’s a place called cross guns snooker club in Phibsborough Dublin it’s pretty quiet but it’s pretty good I go with me mates time to time it’s worth checking out
Have you not heard of the Westbury? Immaculate poop spot
Was always a fan of the Westin or Gresham if waiting on the bus, could pass a posh 10 mins on the throne there.
Used to work up on Baggot street. There where days I was in ribbons in after the night before.
The Shelbourne was a god send, pop down at lunch, quick posh snooze on the jaxx… The tranquility!! (Set an alarm) No hustle and bustle of the office jaxx!
Chicken fillet roll on the way back, brand new.
Thought I was the only one popping into hotels for a urgent one. I feel seen. I feel represented.
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Brown Thomas is a good spot
The absolute state of those little convertible Range Rovers.
Did you do it outside or inside?
It was always a wangle walking in, and greeting the people at the reception desk pretending like I belonged in the hotel all along
Been years since I shat in there.
Library Bar fucked too then?
What about the disabled parking makes it attractive to you?
Oh damn that’s sad. Spent many a toilet trip there too. Dead handy before going to gigs.
Also a lovely place to stay in.
Isn’t it only shut down for a revamp/redevelopment ?
Oh no. One of my favourite places in the city for a day time pint. It was a hidden gem. Very sad to see it closed.
Is this exchequer street ?
I’d often tell myself I was going in for just the one poo, but would usually end up staying for three or four poos. A gem of a place.
I prefer Brown Thomas , free water too.
My condolences.
I worked there.
Absolutely terrible place.
The Library Bar was one of the greatest places in Dublin City. I absolutely loved it.
Tbh, I’ve just walked into a number of the fancy five star hotels with confidence lately and have had few problems
Nip next door to Fallon & Byrne. Immaculate jacks, L’Occitane soap and hand cream to boot!
CHQ and Brown Thomas, both 5* jacks for me.
That should be a thread on its own actually “Best spots to take a shit in Ireland”
Get to it OP.
Do you mean pooing in the entrance or the hotel is closed?
The Westbury (well ladeedah) for me. Pretty easy to sneak upstairs to the jacks and a poo in luxury. Life saver when drinking in McDaid’s.
Why, when the BT toilets are the best in Dublin and just up the road!
I used to drop the kids off there myself.
A blue badge convertible Range Rover ? Or a prick Parker?
I used be a barman it was a full-time job stopping shitting non costumer’s.
But you got away, didn’t you babe
Just flushed your back on the town.
You got away—I once heard you say
I need to poo
I don’t need to poo
I need to poo
I don’t need to poo
And all of that jivin around.
There’s a place called cross guns snooker club in Phibsborough Dublin it’s pretty quiet but it’s pretty good I go with me mates time to time it’s worth checking out
Have you not heard of the Westbury? Immaculate poop spot
Was always a fan of the Westin or Gresham if waiting on the bus, could pass a posh 10 mins on the throne there.
Used to work up on Baggot street. There where days I was in ribbons in after the night before.
The Shelbourne was a god send, pop down at lunch, quick posh snooze on the jaxx… The tranquility!! (Set an alarm) No hustle and bustle of the office jaxx!
Chicken fillet roll on the way back, brand new.
Thought I was the only one popping into hotels for a urgent one. I feel seen. I feel represented.