Basically me when I visited US. My barbarian asshole absolutly wrecked the puny US piping, weak💪
“Accidentally”
How average person feels after their first encounter with greek plumbing.
Forgot to include how he did this on open doors and was staring like that at everyone who walked by.
Then after he finished, he just went to the other diplomats and said – “My job here is done, please flush and clean the toilet after admiring my creation”
Well when you go to a place and you have to eat some crap where no words can describe what they call food in your native language….well the only thing left is for the plumbing to take in the load. Collateral damage, as they say…… not sure how, but I have a vague recollection of creating similar issues in the USA. Never had issues in Greece though. This despite flushing the TP against all warnings. The US incidents were most def due to fat-ass food there. No matter what you eat in the US – can be a fruit salad even – it will exit out as corn on the cob and your hotel toilet will be dutifully punished. Fortunately the clean up crew at places like Holiday Inn will be illegal immigrants that don’t speak English and so you can’t get blacklisted by the non-spanish speaking management…… They got good industrial strength plungers though…..
to any bulgarians reading this: do the french embassy next
Chaddest Bulgarian ever since Boris III
Don’t send that diplomat to Portugal. The entire country will clog up.
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Basically me when I visited US. My barbarian asshole absolutly wrecked the puny US piping, weak💪
“Accidentally”
How average person feels after their first encounter with greek plumbing.
Forgot to include how he did this on open doors and was staring like that at everyone who walked by.
Then after he finished, he just went to the other diplomats and said – “My job here is done, please flush and clean the toilet after admiring my creation”
Well when you go to a place and you have to eat some crap where no words can describe what they call food in your native language….well the only thing left is for the plumbing to take in the load. Collateral damage, as they say…… not sure how, but I have a vague recollection of creating similar issues in the USA. Never had issues in Greece though. This despite flushing the TP against all warnings. The US incidents were most def due to fat-ass food there. No matter what you eat in the US – can be a fruit salad even – it will exit out as corn on the cob and your hotel toilet will be dutifully punished. Fortunately the clean up crew at places like Holiday Inn will be illegal immigrants that don’t speak English and so you can’t get blacklisted by the non-spanish speaking management…… They got good industrial strength plungers though…..
to any bulgarians reading this: do the french embassy next
Chaddest Bulgarian ever since Boris III
Don’t send that diplomat to Portugal. The entire country will clog up.