I’m away on a work trip, -2h time zone. I get a call. I find this strange as the only people calling me are delivery people. My close friends have my number, but this was unknown.

I thought, what if it’s an emergency about something? So I answer.

9PM in the evening, 11PM Cyprus time. Do you speak Greek? Καταλαβαίνω, αν μιλάω έτσι-έτσι. (so-so).

I got your number from “someone” who? He doesn’t say.

Guy asks if it’s wrong number, I say it is. He asks if I’m a woman, I say yes. Then he proceeds to talk to me as if it’s the right number. He says he needs my services. I go, what services? “you know what services”

At this point I hang up, cause it sounds like he thinks I’m a whore.

He doesn’t call back, I think, good, he got the point.

4AM, 6AM Cyprus time. I get woken up by his ringing. I answer half asleep, and realize it’s him and hang up. Put my phone on mute. Forgot block exists. He called 3 times.

Then in the morning when I forgot about him, I saw more missed calls, so I blocked him. Not before I received this text. What does it even mean? Obviously a bunch of typos, but I tried to make sense of it… Hahaha

If you go again as a whore, your entire generation will learn about it, you donkey.

What? 😂😂😂😂

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3 comments
  1. The only way we can all answer your question is by contacting the phone number that you have provided and asking him how much for anal.

  2. I like how you sensored the number in the 2nd image but not in the 1st 🤣🤣 you might want to change that if you care. I wouldn’t.

    I can’t even make sense of that sms. What an AH. Couldn’t take no for an answer.

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