Most punctual german train

by justanotheruser826

22 comments
  1. Not that our trains are punctual. We don’t die of starvation because we always bring food

  2. I’m in class I can‘t take that shit anymore that shit is so fkn funny I started laughing out loud

  3. There ain’t enuf German philosophers to make sense of any of this.

  4. “Olaf Scholz declares coal a renewable energy”

    🤣🤣🤣

  5. >Italy legalises all forms of hard drugs (2 hours ago)

    >Italy declares war on drugs (6 hours ago)

    Lol.

  6. Is this the official newspapers of 2WE4U? How can we contribute to it???

    Or how can I create something similar? This is absolute gold shitposting potential

  7. “Swede converts to Christianity, Swedish public outraged”

  8. “Scholz declares coal power ‘renewable energy'” is honestly believable. I couldn’t tell it was satire from that.

  9. A train delayed for TWELVE FUCKING DAYS? How do you even manage this, Germany?

  10. Honestly I dont trust these sites, I know that only the Postillion can be trusted for news.

  11. “Swede converts to christianity, Swedish public outraged”

    Seems about right

  12. If that was Rodalies of Barcelona, that is business as usual, including the 12 days delays.

    Source: I work on Rodalies.

  13. This is golden, you should make another with a title such as “Sicily: man refuses to eat the second course shot dead”.

  14. Unlikely that cause of death was starvation. Most people can fast for 12 days without any issues, as they have enough fat on their body to survive. Unless he was already starved, that wasn’t it. He could have died of thirst, if he didn’t drink anything, but I kinda doubt it. Something else is probably the cause of death.

    Edit: Is the story satire or a joke? That would explain it.

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