Willy Wonka Experience £35 tickets – Though advertisements for the event had promised a “paradise of sweet treats” and an “enchanted garden containing giant sweets and mysterious sculptures”

by bemebeyou

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  3. I would take the barrier or the speaker stands home with me as a “gift”

  5. Looking at the website, it’s 100% AI art and no substance at all. What a scam

  6. Did you expect to take a boat ride down the chocolate river

  8. Christ just checked the website and it really is all just AI like the amount of spelling errors is making me sick

  9. The company behind it is literally called house of illuminati lol, their home website is also AI filled

  11. Did you read the contract? You get nothing! Good day!

  12. The websites is amazing. Not only 100% AI images, but they couldn’t even be bothered to correct the nonsense words the AI had put in the images .

    “Encherining entertainment”
    “Dim right twdrding”
    “Dippractions Dodjection”
    Any more

    Google willy wonka Glasgow for more

  17. My pal went and 5 Glaswegian umpalumpas grabbed him and turned him into a giant curly wurly.

  18. The website is still up:

    https://willyschocolateexperience.com/

    (Archived in case they take it down: https://web.archive.org/web/20240226002342/https://willyschocolateexperience.com/)

    – All images obviously AI generated (you can see where the AI fucked up with the text)

    – No actual photos of what it would look like

    – Oh and:

    >Any resemblance to any character, fictitious or living, is purely coincidental.

    >This experience is in no way related to the Wonka franchise, which is owned by the Warner Bros. company.

    Hmmmm…..

    Check out the House of Illuminati (company that ran this event) facebook page – whole thing looks AI generated. Particularly like the “giving money to the poor” post.

    Looks like they’re only been incorporated since December 2023: https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/15295572

  20. Come with me, and you’ll be, in world of pure imagination.

    Pay £35 here, yes it’s dear, but you can’t put a price on sheer consternation.

  22. Kids were given two free jelly beans and a quarter of a can of limeade. 😂😭

  23. This is what ChatGPT came up with for me, which is better than what they used, but still shit

    User:
    write an introduction to a willy wonka style event, with exhibits like “The Enchanted Garden”, “Imagination Lab” and “Twilight Tunnel”

    ChatGPT:
    Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, to a fantastical journey beyond your wildest dreams! Welcome to an extraordinary event that will tantalize your senses, ignite your imagination, and transport you to realms of pure enchantment. Prepare to be dazzled, amused, and utterly enchanted as we present to you a Willy Wonka-style extravaganza unlike any other.
    Behold, as the gates swing open to reveal “The Enchanted Garden”! Step into a world of whimsy and wonder, where flowers sing, trees dance, and every corner is alive with magic. Marvel at the vibrant colors, breathe in the sweet fragrance of blossoms, and let your spirit soar amidst the fantastical flora and fauna.
    But the adventure doesn’t end there! Venture forth into the “Imagination Lab”, where the boundaries of reality blur and creativity knows no limits. Unleash your inner inventor, artist, or mad scientist as you explore interactive exhibits that challenge the laws of physics and ignite the fires of innovation. From mind-bending optical illusions to mind-boggling experiments, prepare to be astounded by the power of imagination.
    And just when you think you’ve seen it all, prepare to journey through the “Twilight Tunnel”! Step aboard a mesmerizing ride through a kaleidoscope of light and color, where reality twists and turns into a symphony of sensations. Lose yourself in the swirling vortex of sights and sounds, and emerge on the other side forever changed by the magic of the Twilight Tunnel.
    So come one, come all, to a spectacle beyond compare! Join us on this extraordinary adventure where dreams come to life, and the impossible becomes possible. Welcome to a Willy Wonka-style event where the only limit is your imagination!

  26. Looking at the website, honestly anyone that legitimately paid should probably take the hit and have a serious word with themselves over their online literacy.

    It was clearly AI generated, vast spelling mistakes like “UNEXPCTTTD TWITS” “CARTCHY TUNS”

    It’s like watching my Nan give all her money to the nice Nigerian prince that needs PS5 gift cards to unlock his fortune. Except these people falling for it are in their thirties.

  27. This reminds me of those CluedUpp events that they used to advertise as escape rooms.

    The marketing had you believe that the city streets would come alive whilst you try and solve this mystery. In reality you download an app, solve some puzzles whilst walking around the same 2 or 3 blocks of a city and then get to the end, no staff in costume, nobody to ask if you get stuck, no kiosks or theming in sight.

  29. I can’t breathe, been laughing at this for 10 minutes somebody call the doctor

    Also sad for those scammed hope they are not too put out by this

  31. Were they filming for the next season of The Apprentice?

  34. People saying the site is AI, what if the entire thing is run and setup by AI?

  37. Man, you just reposted this from the front page. Stop acting like this was you.

  39. I feel like this is probably a social experiment. It’ll end up on a Darren Brown-esque TV show.

  40. I’ve seen World War I trenches that look nicer than this.

  43. “Come with me, and you’ll be, in a ware-house up in fuckin Glasgow.”

  45. It’s like Christmas has come early, in that stories like this are usually the consistently terrible winter wonderlands people fall for year after year in this rain soaked moderately temperate country.

  46. Anyone seen the fucking bottom? 😂

    >The House of Illuminati is a registered company in England and Wales with Company Number 15295572.
    Our registered office is located at 3rd FLOOR, 86-90 PAUL STREET, LONDON, EC2A 4NE.

    Jesus christ

  47. This was posted a couple days ago by a different user. Karma farming?

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