And I’m too rich to pay my bills… LMAO Students are too rich to pay their student loans too.
New excuse everyone…
Edit: I have a girlfriend, but you wouldn’t know her she goes to another school….
That is definitely how that works. /s
*Trump argues that the bond requirement should be waived in light of the “strong probability that the disposition of post-trial motions will substantially reduce, if not eliminate, the amount of the judgment.”*
This is not a fucking legal argument, but it is fucking hilarious!
I’ve heard that r/TrumpIsPoor
*“Here, under this district’s common practice of requiring a bond of 110 percent of the judgment, President Trump faces the prospect of posting a bond of $91.63 million—a sizeable bond which will come with very substantial, non-recoverable financial costs,” he moans. “These costs plainly constitute irreparable injury.”*
When I get a speeding ticket, paying the speeding ticket causes me irreparable injury
Should I try that with a judge
That headline is like a perfect parody of Trump, but it’s real. Trump is like an SNL sketch parodying Trump.
Then why does he need a GoFundMe?
Ha, that’s rich.
If too rich to get bond then just put up the cash without bond lol.
Aw man, I wish I was too rich.
All right Wimp Lo. Nice face to fist style there.
I’m gonna try this at the end of the month when my landlord swings by. Might even put on a suit.
Millions will absolutely believe this. *Millions.*
Im starting to wonder whether he’s had a 20 in his pocket since 2000.
“I’m too rich to pay this. Now please donate to my go-fund-me.”
ok that’s some crazy bullshit even by Trumpian standards.
No he’s too poor, and like every other poor person who can’t afford their bond, off to the county jail until 🤷
Rudy Giuliani: THEN PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME ASSHOLE!!!!
Whatever he says, it’s always the inverse. So if he’s too rich to post bond in the defamation case, he’s piss poor. Which is bad news since the $5m + $83m are significantly less than the $453m he owes NY State.
Narrator:
*He did not, in fact, have the money needed to post bond.*
Trump Translation: “I’m too poor to post bond”.
Put up or shut up.
Oh cool, we finally got some confirmation he doesn’t even have the rape money.
All the Republicans have to do is cut this pedophile loose. They would ease themselves of an unbelievable burden and could run a Republican who looks like Jesus compared to him. But they’re still doubling down on him because they’re head-over-heels in fucking love with him.
Here’s the part that actually uses the “too rich” argument:
>“Having argued to the jury that President Trump has great financial resources, Plaintiff is in no position to contradict herself now and contend that she requires the protection of a bond during the brief period while post-trial motions are pending,” he huffs. “This fact nullifies risk to the judgment creditor and weighs heavily in favor of an unsecured stay.”
The plaintiff’s argument wasn’t that Trump had great financial resources, only that his financial resources were a fraction on the dollar of what he and his sons claimed in multiple loan documents. The fact that he’s seemingly unable to post the appeal bond would bear this out. As far as not requiring the protection of the bond the judgement is that Trump is a fraud and nothing he says as to his finances can be taken at its word.
this is how he has always lived, when people try to apply the rules and regulations to him he just reminds you of how rich he is and waits for someone to break the rules for him in the hope he bribes them, and of course he never does and they cant bring it up because they are the ones that broke the rules
“I don’t need to go to jail today judge, most likely the murder conviction will be overturned”
How do you know Trump is lying?
His mouth is moving.
Can’t pay up…
“I am too rich!!!”
Signed: Any broke loudmouth.
Your honor my client said he is rich so that should be enough. Please completely forget that another NY court just determined that he was completely lying about how rich he is.
My girlfriend is in Canada. She’s too hot for me to show you a picture of her or to do a video chat with her.
“Trump argues that the bond requirement should be waived in light of the “strong probability that the disposition of post-trial motions will substantially reduce, if not eliminate, the amount of the judgment.” This is probably news to Judge Lewis Kaplan, who spent four years dealing with Trump and his sparklemagic lawyer Alina Habba, and has shown absolutely no inclination to give her or her client an inch.”
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And I’m too rich to pay my bills… LMAO Students are too rich to pay their student loans too.
New excuse everyone…
Edit: I have a girlfriend, but you wouldn’t know her she goes to another school….
That is definitely how that works. /s
*Trump argues that the bond requirement should be waived in light of the “strong probability that the disposition of post-trial motions will substantially reduce, if not eliminate, the amount of the judgment.”*
This is not a fucking legal argument, but it is fucking hilarious!
I’ve heard that r/TrumpIsPoor
*“Here, under this district’s common practice of requiring a bond of 110 percent of the judgment, President Trump faces the prospect of posting a bond of $91.63 million—a sizeable bond which will come with very substantial, non-recoverable financial costs,” he moans. “These costs plainly constitute irreparable injury.”*
When I get a speeding ticket, paying the speeding ticket causes me irreparable injury
Should I try that with a judge
That headline is like a perfect parody of Trump, but it’s real. Trump is like an SNL sketch parodying Trump.
Then why does he need a GoFundMe?
Ha, that’s rich.
If too rich to get bond then just put up the cash without bond lol.
Aw man, I wish I was too rich.
All right Wimp Lo. Nice face to fist style there.
I’m gonna try this at the end of the month when my landlord swings by. Might even put on a suit.
Millions will absolutely believe this. *Millions.*
Im starting to wonder whether he’s had a 20 in his pocket since 2000.
“I’m too rich to pay this. Now please donate to my go-fund-me.”
ok that’s some crazy bullshit even by Trumpian standards.
No he’s too poor, and like every other poor person who can’t afford their bond, off to the county jail until 🤷
Rudy Giuliani: THEN PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME ASSHOLE!!!!
Whatever he says, it’s always the inverse. So if he’s too rich to post bond in the defamation case, he’s piss poor. Which is bad news since the $5m + $83m are significantly less than the $453m he owes NY State.
Narrator:
*He did not, in fact, have the money needed to post bond.*
Trump Translation: “I’m too poor to post bond”.
Put up or shut up.
Oh cool, we finally got some confirmation he doesn’t even have the rape money.
All the Republicans have to do is cut this pedophile loose. They would ease themselves of an unbelievable burden and could run a Republican who looks like Jesus compared to him. But they’re still doubling down on him because they’re head-over-heels in fucking love with him.
Here’s the part that actually uses the “too rich” argument:
>“Having argued to the jury that President Trump has great financial resources, Plaintiff is in no position to contradict herself now and contend that she requires the protection of a bond during the brief period while post-trial motions are pending,” he huffs. “This fact nullifies risk to the judgment creditor and weighs heavily in favor of an unsecured stay.”
The plaintiff’s argument wasn’t that Trump had great financial resources, only that his financial resources were a fraction on the dollar of what he and his sons claimed in multiple loan documents. The fact that he’s seemingly unable to post the appeal bond would bear this out. As far as not requiring the protection of the bond the judgement is that Trump is a fraud and nothing he says as to his finances can be taken at its word.
this is how he has always lived, when people try to apply the rules and regulations to him he just reminds you of how rich he is and waits for someone to break the rules for him in the hope he bribes them, and of course he never does and they cant bring it up because they are the ones that broke the rules
“I don’t need to go to jail today judge, most likely the murder conviction will be overturned”
How do you know Trump is lying?
His mouth is moving.
Can’t pay up…
“I am too rich!!!”
Signed: Any broke loudmouth.
Your honor my client said he is rich so that should be enough. Please completely forget that another NY court just determined that he was completely lying about how rich he is.
My girlfriend is in Canada. She’s too hot for me to show you a picture of her or to do a video chat with her.
“Trump argues that the bond requirement should be waived in light of the “strong probability that the disposition of post-trial motions will substantially reduce, if not eliminate, the amount of the judgment.” This is probably news to Judge Lewis Kaplan, who spent four years dealing with Trump and his sparklemagic lawyer Alina Habba, and has shown absolutely no inclination to give her or her client an inch.”
Sparklemagic holy fucking shit! That’s fucking beautiful……
Translation: I’m broke