DJ Khaled Has Security Guards Carry Him from Car to Stage for Performance to Not ‘Mess Up’ His Air Jordans

by PrincessBananas85

42 comments

  2. I’ll take “over-priviledged morons with too much money” for $500, Alex

  3. “This reminds me of that fat man I used to ride to work” – Mr Burns

  7. Hope he pays someone to eat his wife out too, stingy bastard.

  9. The most pussy ass behavior I’ve heard of in a long time

  10. I really don’t understand all the…ahem…*riders* insisting that “it was a joke” when this is a guy who does stuff like this unironically all the time and tends to take himself a bit too seriously by default. I’m not horribly upset to see Khaled doing something stupid and entitled for the umpteenth time, but we gotta tell the truth here.

  11. Guard on the right: *I didn’t sign up for this demeaning ass shit*

  12. I’m honestly convinced he is illiterate. Every time he has something to read on video he hands it to someone else

  17. Do they carry him to the shitter when he has a second hot wing that is way too spicy also?

  18. I feel like there was a chappelle show sketch that went like this

  19. He had a pillow under his shoes when he was courtside

  20. Good for him. He rose to that level of entertainer with zero talent. He’s a master con artist.

  21. Must be the world’s strongest men to be able to lift all that… ahem… ego

  23. Jesus Christ, just change your damn shoes. He deserves for them to immediately put his foot down in horse shit for this nonsense.

  24. Lmao people so mad over this. Who fucking cares lol dude has always been corny

  25. This is the kind of shit that got the French aristocracy in trouble a couple hundred years ago…Imma start investing in guillotines.

  26. This man is so damn useless. Wont speak up for his own people, wont eat pussy and wont walk. Wasting air on earth

  27. You know his ass crack was all out while being carried.

  30. This is an old In Living Color sketch where Jim Carey plays an anthropologist and describes the contemporary urban male cultural traits. One of them is about having to be carried on one another’s backs to not get creases in their sneakers.

    Khaled is biting off ILC.

  32. how does anyone actually like this dude or his music

  34. Biggest charlatan ever. Absolutely zero skills.

    I say that because I don’t think celebrity cock riding takes a whole lot of effort.

  35. Those guys are HUGE and they were struggling with that turkey.

  38. I’m not defending being carried to keep his shoes clean, but at least he was appreciative of the guards who carried him.

  39. What about the 500lbs that they’re attached to? Does he just walk around carrying a bunch of Mylar balloons?

    Fucking ridiculous.

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