Saying that implies we’re lying, either that or you know you’ll suffer middle age level torture when you’re back with the boys
I have had multiple siesta dates. I just arrived at her house and we cuddled and slept.
Unironically the best dates I’ve ever had, also you can do the rest of the couple stuff when you are well rested. It’s all benefits
In portugal we say “I will eat you and I ate you”
Portuguese joke
I can only say, for all the satire this maps includes, spain is, non-ironically, 100% accurate. And it’s great.
Very accurate for Wales.
Can confirm that i build shrines with girls hands.
Shouting insults at the Swedes is defo how Denmark made us commit to a long term relationship!
Everyone gets clowned and ireland gets watching father ted. Is that supposed to be an insult? Father ted is funny and whatever they tell you, he is not a racist!
Nice meme 👍
You missed the chance with Romania “The only thing that I want to steal is your heart”
It’s important that the Swiss say *any* gold brick. Nobody’s more important than *every* good brick in their house.
Lol, in Poland we don’t talk much about Muslims.
Nobody cares because Muslims we have come legally and have visa. They are mostly running kebab places and arent numerous to form gangs or swarm the streets at night.
So that’s only westerners wet dream to think we are really racist cuz we aren’t stupid enough to let elites to fill factories with random migrants. I guess butt hurts cuz nobody got stabbed here yet.
Bulgarian yogurt is different than greek yogurt though. Greek yogurt is mostly cum mixed with fat, sold in buckets so you can smear it over your face, while bulgarian yogurt is the fuel of life, making your intestines strong like a rhodopes mountain shepard, with world renowned lactobacillus bulgaricus
It’s “i will steal *for* you” you unwashed w*stoid! 😡
NL => It’s fine I won’t sent a tikkie
😍
Romania should be: “I will only steal you heart”
And possibly sell it on the black market
“EU passports are free, just for you”
For Romania it should say: you’re the BMW of my heart.
The Barry’s are romantic AF.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone here talk about or ask for cuddles if I’m being honest. Don’t get me wrong, it happens, but like, it’s as if it wasn’t a thing with how little you hear about it.
Austrians, oh we so miss to be dominated. You perfected the set of love!
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For all womean there, if you speak english… get off of my country or learn french!
20 Years??? She will be old and sloppy by then.
Glad Im not the only One
I literally just flirted with a girl yesterday by saying “you are more beautiful than Rugani’s goal at the 95th minute”.
Lol
First date in Sweden.
https://i.redd.it/jsnlnhz580lc1.gif
>Wanna watch Father Ted with me?
Could legit see that on Bumble tbh.
How disrespectful.
They have mustaches you tit! No beards.
Italy is actually: you’re more beautiful than my mama and your pasta reminds me of my nonna
The swede could have Said ”Wanna build some furniture with me?”
Wanna check if we’re cousins?
Yes
It’s nice to sleep cuddling with your woman, with one hand on her boob.
Nothing is more important than my football team Dio merda
How to hit on a Barrie:
* Binge drinking face off
* Lose to her
* Congrats, the slight taste of puke won’t stop that French kiss going
Simple as
https://preview.redd.it/patyo794g0lc1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f867c2dad257316f95c01191e6c753907266466a
>Sad Finnish noises
🙁
Want to go to the Rally of the Lakes with me?
“Are you Romanian? Because you stole my heart”
Saying that implies we’re lying, either that or you know you’ll suffer middle age level torture when you’re back with the boys
I have had multiple siesta dates. I just arrived at her house and we cuddled and slept.
Unironically the best dates I’ve ever had, also you can do the rest of the couple stuff when you are well rested. It’s all benefits
In portugal we say “I will eat you and I ate you”
Portuguese joke
I can only say, for all the satire this maps includes, spain is, non-ironically, 100% accurate. And it’s great.
Very accurate for Wales.
Can confirm that i build shrines with girls hands.
Shouting insults at the Swedes is defo how Denmark made us commit to a long term relationship!
Everyone gets clowned and ireland gets watching father ted. Is that supposed to be an insult? Father ted is funny and whatever they tell you, he is not a racist!
Nice meme 👍
You missed the chance with Romania “The only thing that I want to steal is your heart”
It’s important that the Swiss say *any* gold brick. Nobody’s more important than *every* good brick in their house.
Lol, in Poland we don’t talk much about Muslims.
Nobody cares because Muslims we have come legally and have visa. They are mostly running kebab places and arent numerous to form gangs or swarm the streets at night.
So that’s only westerners wet dream to think we are really racist cuz we aren’t stupid enough to let elites to fill factories with random migrants. I guess butt hurts cuz nobody got stabbed here yet.
Bulgarian yogurt is different than greek yogurt though. Greek yogurt is mostly cum mixed with fat, sold in buckets so you can smear it over your face, while bulgarian yogurt is the fuel of life, making your intestines strong like a rhodopes mountain shepard, with world renowned lactobacillus bulgaricus
It’s “i will steal *for* you” you unwashed w*stoid! 😡
NL => It’s fine I won’t sent a tikkie
😍
Romania should be: “I will only steal you heart”
And possibly sell it on the black market
“EU passports are free, just for you”
For Romania it should say: you’re the BMW of my heart.
The Barry’s are romantic AF.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone here talk about or ask for cuddles if I’m being honest. Don’t get me wrong, it happens, but like, it’s as if it wasn’t a thing with how little you hear about it.
Austrians, oh we so miss to be dominated. You perfected the set of love!