>A hazmat team and fire trucks were sent to the home of Donald Trump Jr. Monday afternoon after he opened mail and discovered white powder inside an envelope, a source told Axios.
Trump Jr probably should have given his dealer a call before the hazmat team, it’s likely just his weekly nose candy.
Sadly he snorted it before evidence could be gathered…
Did he forget that he ordered it?
The jokes practically write themselves.
Did he forget he signed up for the coke of the month club?
Thats what happens when you let Eric handle the booger sugar deliveries.
It was his cocaine delivery and I am the 52nd person to say this.
More cocaine jokes in here than a Richard Pryor stand up set.
she don’t lie, she don’t lie , she don’t lie
He’s not stupid enough to have coke orders mailed to him, is he?
you can Doordash cocaine…?
Probably just sawdust
“Huh?” Don Jr. wiped the sweat from his brow, then scratched his nose vigorously. “Oh, yes, it IS shocking! I’m uh, I’m appalled! Shocked and appalled, and horrified that . . . uh, that someone has mailed me this . . . this unknown powder.”
FedEx guy is a drug dealer and he don’t even know it.
Probably so high he forgot it was his. No one gives off cocaine vibes more than that dude.
I’m legitimately surprised someone as rich and conspicuous as him is actually opening and reviewing his own mail.
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Seems odd.
I came here for cocaine jokes
The guy is a cokehead… He probably mailed the damn thing.
Getting his cocaine shipped to his house, huh?
Got so high he paid the power bill with coke.
Came here for the cocaine jokes and not disappointed.
The letter, which handwriting experts agree was authored by and mailed to Donald Trump Jr. himself, contained ideas for several screenplays, tech startups, and waterpark casinos.
Yeah sure that happens let’s get some sympathy going for the Trump family somebody’s out to get them I personally do not believe it
The cocaine jokes are great, but let’s not miss what this is: the Trumps are faking a *domestic terror attack* so that they can start pointing fingers and painting a dangerous narrative that will likely result in real retaliations against a fake problem. They just arrested a would-be MAGA suicide bomber, this is exactly what this type of staged event is for.
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This could go so many ways.
>A hazmat team and fire trucks were sent to the home of Donald Trump Jr. Monday afternoon after he opened mail and discovered white powder inside an envelope, a source told Axios.
Trump Jr probably should have given his dealer a call before the hazmat team, it’s likely just his weekly nose candy.
Sadly he snorted it before evidence could be gathered…
Did he forget that he ordered it?
The jokes practically write themselves.
Did he forget he signed up for the coke of the month club?
Thats what happens when you let Eric handle the booger sugar deliveries.
It was his cocaine delivery and I am the 52nd person to say this.
More cocaine jokes in here than a Richard Pryor stand up set.
she don’t lie, she don’t lie , she don’t lie
He’s not stupid enough to have coke orders mailed to him, is he?
you can Doordash cocaine…?
Probably just sawdust
“Huh?” Don Jr. wiped the sweat from his brow, then scratched his nose vigorously. “Oh, yes, it IS shocking! I’m uh, I’m appalled! Shocked and appalled, and horrified that . . . uh, that someone has mailed me this . . . this unknown powder.”
FedEx guy is a drug dealer and he don’t even know it.
Probably so high he forgot it was his. No one gives off cocaine vibes more than that dude.
I’m legitimately surprised someone as rich and conspicuous as him is actually opening and reviewing his own mail.
​
Seems odd.
I came here for cocaine jokes
The guy is a cokehead… He probably mailed the damn thing.
Getting his cocaine shipped to his house, huh?
Got so high he paid the power bill with coke.
Came here for the cocaine jokes and not disappointed.
The letter, which handwriting experts agree was authored by and mailed to Donald Trump Jr. himself, contained ideas for several screenplays, tech startups, and waterpark casinos.
Yeah sure that happens let’s get some sympathy going for the Trump family somebody’s out to get them I personally do not believe it
The cocaine jokes are great, but let’s not miss what this is: the Trumps are faking a *domestic terror attack* so that they can start pointing fingers and painting a dangerous narrative that will likely result in real retaliations against a fake problem. They just arrested a would-be MAGA suicide bomber, this is exactly what this type of staged event is for.