Hide at the back of the cupboard or admit to my husband I’ve eaten half a jar since buying this morning?

by Still_Razzmatazz1140

38 comments

  1. Buy a second jar, and hide this one at the back of the cupboard (or just finish it like we know you’re going to)

  2. if you can fit in the cupboard sure, hide in there all you like.

  3. Admit to yourself that you’ve just eaten 1160 calories, 75g of fat and 74g of sugar.

    Not as bad as the person the other day who ate 500g of sugar in creme eggs, but I wouldn’t make a habit of it.

  4. Eat the rest and then throw the jar in the outside bin. Deny all knowledge of it ever having existed

  5. This is one of my must never buy foods, because I will eat it all in a day and then feel bad about it.

    Easier to just not buy it.

  7. Buy second jar, sit on couch and eat this jar.

    we do not judge here, you are welcome amongst the jar eaters.

  8. Why does your husband even need to know? Finish it off and go for a walk, disposing of the evidence en route.

  9. I can’t have that stuff in the house, I constantly eat it with a spoon.

    Though I also do the same with thousand island dressing, which is admittedly disgusting.

    I once ate an entire jar of thousand island dressing with a spoon. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so disgusted with myself.

  10. I never understood what this went on.

    Toast? Biscuits? Smeared on your palms?

  11. Make cheese cake and top it with the rest.
    Then say you used it all.
    Win/win/win

  13. He can’t find it if the empty jar has already been buried at the bottom of the bin.

  14. The crunchy version is even better! Me and my partner have both caught the other eating a spoon of this on its own…

  17. He will figure it when you’re stuck on the bog tomorrow morning 

  18. Aww, I loved that stuff, sickened myself so bad though.

    I think I have ptsd – post teaspoon submerging disorder.

  19. This is a dangerous product to have in the house I ate a full jar off the spoon 🥄

  20. Get some salted pretzels to dip in there. It will change your life

  21. Buy another one and hide this one. That way if he asks you if you bought any you can say yes without lying

    Also plan to eat some tomorrow so that if he points out how it’s unopened and he’s surprised you haven’t had any you can just seamlessly switch and say “I’m gonna some tomorrow”

    Btw I’m a really honest person

  22. Not a fan of biscoff, but I went through an entire jar of Nutella with a whole pack of rich teas last week. I’m not sure if it is the cure for depression, but I’ll continue on with my research.

  23. I saw this whilst browsing my phone whilst waiting for my coffee to brew and immediately had to get a spoon and take a big spoonful out of the jar in my kitchen. You’re a terrible influence OP!

  25. Buy a new one then say oh we had a half jar already

  26. You’ll never fit in the back of the cupboard if you’ve eaten half of that

  28. Admit it, and then he knows what to buy you for special occasions.

  29. i cant buy this stuff, its like crack, I cant keep myself out of the jar!

  30. I bought a jar of that once, ate the whole thing and have banned myself from purchasing another since. Christ, it’s so delicious.

  31. As a suggestion if no other solution is feasible:

    Next time you are both in the kitchen reach into the cupboard, pull out the jar, and say in a tone that suggests that you have discovered Eldorado; “Look, we’ve still got half a jar of this, I don’t even remember buying it, and it’s still in date”.

  33. Eat the remainder then put it back in the cupboard to establish dominance.

  34. This is the reason I cannot have Nutella in my house. It’s a constant voice luring me to enjoy spoon by spoonful.

  35. Are you me?

    I actually try not to buy this stuff because it got no right being as delicious as it is.

  37. If that was the crunchy spread, I’d have eaten the whole jar and been deeply ashamed 🙈

  38. The eating habits of this sub is questionable at best

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