I finally convinced my partner of 10 years to try a rare steak. I had this piece of fillet steak in a local restaurant last night and made her try a piece. She’s always point blank refused to try it if it is even slightly pink in the middle.
I could tell that from the look on her face that she realised she’d wasted her whole life so far eating well done steaks.
My mother is next on the list, although this may prove to be more difficult. My dad once invited me round for tea and said “we’re having steak!” Lovely!
When I arrived, he told me that tea wouldn’t be long, the steaks just needed a bit longer in the oven. I would’ve had an easier time chewing through my shoe. Poor cow died for nothing!
by ThunderSexDonkey
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Medium rare with a nice sauce. Green peppercorn, port and stilton, Diane…
Simply walk it through a warm room and it’s cooked enough for me but you could resole your shoes with how my wife likes it cooked.
without the Spider Eyes :/
I normally chew then swallow it
This is saucy…..
With a knife and fork.
Not drowned
I don’t drown it in sauce. Looks like the sauce has skin.
That entire meal looks awful.
I usually put small pieces in my mouth and chew them until I can swallow them easily tbh. Do other people not do this?
Depends on the cut. Fattier steaks need a bit more time to fully render the fat.
I generally use a knife and fork. Bit of a traditionalist, me. Also I like mine cooked, with mustard.
Man tries to convert entire sub to veganism with terrifying “spider steak”
Medium as part of a full meal. This looks like leftovers.
Looks like a cooked arachnid
She likes peppercorn sauce, not steak, suprised if you could tase the meat under all that sauce
If its not already pointed out, your liquid to solid ratio is off
Never in a puddle of congealing diarrhoea.
Would you like some steak with your soup?
Error 404: Steak not found
When the diarrhoea is so bad the food comes out untouched.
After the club go to Truffoni’s for sloppy steaks. They’d say; ‘no sloppy steaks’ but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks!
you would never tell it was raw with all the peppercorn sauce
Nothing quite like a steak snob talking down on people for different food preferences, then posting a picture of something that could be mistaken for a school meal.
What
And I cannot stress this enough
The fuck
Is that
Well, not like that….
Boiled overhard with a side of raw jellybeans.
Not in a soup,ill tell you that
My god not like that. Why would you do that?