What was the price? It’s true that the images are ridiculous, but for 3-4€ I know lots of 5 year olds who would be happy to go. Especially if they leave with a bag of candy at the end.
Ok, I just checked, the ticket was 44€
*”Paul Connell, an actor who had been hired by the company to perform at the event, told STV News of his shock when he arrived at the warehouse and realised that the rubric he had been given was impossible to fulfil because none of the promised props or special effects were there.*
*“My heart sank looking around … I just felt sad because I was aware of how many kids were going to be coming through.*
*“We were told to hand the kids a couple of jelly beans and a quarter cup of lemonade at the end.”*
*Connell said that when he asked the organisers what he should do with the script he was told to improvise.*
*In a statement, House of Illuminati apologised to customers for the “very stressful and frustrating day”.”*
Why? Seems on point for a Wonka themed Glasgow experience.
🎶Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of dreary imitation🎶
Willy Wonka meth lab confirmed ✅
It looks like the happiest thing in Glasgow, can’t understand all the fuss
Looks like banksy had his hands in making this. So bleak, it has to be social commentary…
Man that’s kinda sad actually
4th picure is methlab hidden in plain sight.
I have deep reservations about any one who would want to experience Willy’s Wonka
With the right substances in your system, I’m sure it would look like the real thing
The Cost of living crisis hit Willy Wonka hard
I’ve never seen Glasgow look so joyous.
“Oompa doompa doppity doo, my what a filthy Scot are you.”
This is more like 1980’s Communist block WW.
I like Monthy Python and this is one of the best of them.
This could totally be in Bukarest and it would be the most normal thing
Your tickets come with your choice of shrooms/acid and you take it about 45 mins before entering.
I wonder how much liberal arts funding this got, because I am willing to bet that it was a lot and they blew the budget on lunch meetings.
It was someone’s job to make this an amazing experience for kids.. and this is what they came up with. I’m amazed how some people get jobs and then out shit like this.
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This face says it all…
https://preview.redd.it/nhd53rsie5lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13c004296b8ff91fa461c315651bc50376c02ba8
Most entertaining “Scot” experience
What a magical experience
Meth Lab Bonnie
https://preview.redd.it/0ht4jki6g5lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=018a6b30fb44fe83b7c94fcffa9a2cd0fd02a654
Looking at it sober… ehhhhhh
But the strung out on heroin it could be a blast
That’s a clearly disguised drug factory
Imagine old Willy with a Glaswegian accent!
AYE DYA LIKE CHOCOLATE, YA WEE LITTLE BASTADS!?
Best experience in Glasgow, to be fair.
What was the price? It’s true that the images are ridiculous, but for 3-4€ I know lots of 5 year olds who would be happy to go. Especially if they leave with a bag of candy at the end.
Ok, I just checked, the ticket was 44€
*”Paul Connell, an actor who had been hired by the company to perform at the event, told STV News of his shock when he arrived at the warehouse and realised that the rubric he had been given was impossible to fulfil because none of the promised props or special effects were there.*
*“My heart sank looking around … I just felt sad because I was aware of how many kids were going to be coming through.*
*“We were told to hand the kids a couple of jelly beans and a quarter cup of lemonade at the end.”*
*Connell said that when he asked the organisers what he should do with the script he was told to improvise.*
*In a statement, House of Illuminati apologised to customers for the “very stressful and frustrating day”.”*
https://preview.redd.it/qrovh04qm5lc1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35679de9072dd16f61914c62b8bf66635111e2d6
It’s just a meth lab.
Why? Seems on point for a Wonka themed Glasgow experience.
🎶Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of dreary imitation🎶
Willy Wonka meth lab confirmed ✅
It looks like the happiest thing in Glasgow, can’t understand all the fuss
Looks like banksy had his hands in making this. So bleak, it has to be social commentary…
Man that’s kinda sad actually
4th picure is methlab hidden in plain sight.
I have deep reservations about any one who would want to experience Willy’s Wonka
With the right substances in your system, I’m sure it would look like the real thing
The Cost of living crisis hit Willy Wonka hard
I’ve never seen Glasgow look so joyous.
“Oompa doompa doppity doo, my what a filthy Scot are you.”
This is more like 1980’s Communist block WW.
I like Monthy Python and this is one of the best of them.
This could totally be in Bukarest and it would be the most normal thing
Your tickets come with your choice of shrooms/acid and you take it about 45 mins before entering.
I wonder how much liberal arts funding this got, because I am willing to bet that it was a lot and they blew the budget on lunch meetings.
It was someone’s job to make this an amazing experience for kids.. and this is what they came up with. I’m amazed how some people get jobs and then out shit like this.
Me discreetly trying to launder my drug money:
Nothing nice has ever happened in Glasgow