Looks like we are going to get drafted

by J2by

28 comments
  1. Yeah I’ll be bringing it down from the inside, fuck her.

  2. She’s a self entitled prick sometimes – but I’ll be damned if I let those Yankee doodles take our culture

  3. None of this would have happened if daddy pig had of disciplined that sausage properly

  4. We’ll be fine, we’ve got Miss Rabbit. She can do literally everything.

  5. I always found it awkward when she was eating bacon that time…

  6. Has anybody told them that’s not oil her and George are splashing in?

  7. I wouldn’t cry if Peppa was spinning slowly on a spit, with daddy pig bacon on the side

  8. Good, the little porcine prick needs knocking down a peg.

  9. We’ll be fine, Daddy Pig is a bit of an expert on military tactics

  10. Guess it’s off to battle lads.

    Cry God for Harry, England and George Pig! 

  11. I will not fight for Peppa. The swine can burn for all I care.

    Now if it was Bluey…

  12. Touché! (Which is French, just to confuse those who speak simplified English even further).

  13. If the Yanks want to attack Peppa, I will just put that down to God’s swill.

  14. American pigs are already worried about friendly fire

  15. There’s an actual vampire in Peppa Pig, she’d definitely get some killing done.

  16. ***PLEASE*** tell me I’m not the only one who looks at the Pig family and thinks they’ve got scrota for heads…? Daddy Pig’s even got pubes on his face…

    I can highly recommend Scottish Peppa. Being Scottish it is, obviously, extremely puerile, ***DEFINITELY*** NSFW (depending on where you work, of course…) but fucking hilarious…

    NI Peppa’s is basically the same, but Norn Iron…

  17. I knew my younger days spent playing Hogs of War was not in vain

  18. In the great battle, General Peppa Pig commands her troops, ‘Prepare for operation Oinktastic Overthrow!’

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