I’d say that I’m shocked, but I wouldn’t be because the defibrillator’s been stolen.
Can just imagine a smackhead walking around a Whetherspoons asking people if they want to buy a defib for £20.00.
Hopefully whoever did it will end up needing one that someone else also took away, who in turn will end up needing one that someone else also took away, who in turn… Wow, infinite karma!
On the plus side, at least no one nicked the trains.
Some people are heartless.
This shocks me to the core.
Who steals a defibrillator? What would you ever want or need a defibrillator for (other than defibrillation, of course)? Don’t they expire, anyway?
Absolute scum of the earth and I really do hope karma finds them!
This is horrible. But you can see the logic in it, steal defib, sell, probably buy drugs.
A few years back, some drunk cunt in my hometown decided to just pull one off the wall and smash it. Some people are just terrible.
Picture looks like it doesn’t have a lock. That’s a bit silly. People are scum. We know this. Everywhere else has a keypad on which the 999 operators can give over the phone.
Possibly someone’s seen the sign above as a challenge.
They’ve certainly succeeded in one challenge. To prove they’re the biggest cunt in the county.
A literal cost of living crisis
What’s the difference between being stolen and being used?
Sounds about right on southern rail
Siri show me a good demonstration of England today.
Siri show me a good demonstration of England today.
Scum. Subhuman scum.
What the fuck is even the point of nicking one of those? I should think that even the most dimwitted local scally could figure out that they’ll have trouble flogging it to someone they met in the pub, let alone taking it to Cash Converters.
Scum
Victor Frankenstein: I’m in the market for such a device
Victor Frankenstein: I’m in the market for such a device
Scummy bastards.
What station, so I can avoid having a heart attack there?
Scummy bastards.
What station, so I can avoid having a heart attack there?
Disappointed not angry
Disappointed not angry
That’s so British though……
Man walks into the train station anxiously, he doesn’t know if she’s going to show, standing on the platform, he feels a twinge in his chest. Nerves, he thinks, he’s been waiting for this day for a year. The twinge grows, slowly it expands to a crushing feeling in his chest, a feeling like someone is grabbing him by the ribs and slowly squeezing. He begins to sweat. He starts to panic as the crushing feeling grows. His life begins to flash before his eyes as the crushing feeling grows stronger and stronger, and then a flash of an image of a defibrillator at the entrance of the station. In a daze he hobbles towards the entrance, and sees the yellow box, adrenaline runs through him as the box comes nearer as the crushing grows stronger, and then the words come into focus as he stands before it:
“we’re really disappointed to tell you this defibrillator has been stolen…….”
No need to apologise he thinks, rather I’m sorry, it’s my fault I needed you today.
He collapses, eyes blank and fixated on the yellow box. In the background a train pulls up to the station. Doors open, a woman steps onto the platform, eyes searching, full of hope……
OP go to the nearest Spoons to see if someone is trying to pawn it off there
There’s some absolute shits in this world, seriously just some absolute scum of the earth shits.
Thieving cunts.
Stolen for the battery perhaps?
Same with people taking life preservers at lakes and ponds. They don’t think like the rest if us.
Work at a airport. We had one stolen from here. Potentially by some youths or homelessness.
Naturally there worthless and stand out quite easily. No one with any sense would ever touch it.
Anyway a month past in which the device was handed into a local train station which in turn was returned back to it’s place in the airport.
Back in the day, it would have been a Lada or Skoda owner for inevitable Winter starting issues 😆
Jeez! That I really is disappointing. Took me a few seconds to take the whole thing in as real. It is probably about as scum stupid an action as I have heard of. Sadly I am not as surprised as I feel I should be.
Vandalism rather than theft for any other purpose, would be my guess.
Lowest of the low 😡
How would you even fence a defibrillator?
We had a similar situation, on the face of it the site defib had been stolen and we asked the same questions as to who and why… It later transpired that the hotel opposite had someone in need of it and as they are registered the ambulance service was able to give the location and access for the caller, the kit then stayed attached to the patient and the whole thing ended up at A & E, returning the equipment is obviously the last priority.
They have trackers in them
We really are in the end of days ..
The dude behind the counter at the pawn shop later that day…
“wtf, god damn crack heads! Where’d this come from, I assume they’ll need a replacement.”
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I’d say that I’m shocked, but I wouldn’t be because the defibrillator’s been stolen.
Can just imagine a smackhead walking around a Whetherspoons asking people if they want to buy a defib for £20.00.
Hopefully whoever did it will end up needing one that someone else also took away, who in turn will end up needing one that someone else also took away, who in turn… Wow, infinite karma!
On the plus side, at least no one nicked the trains.
Some people are heartless.
This shocks me to the core.
Who steals a defibrillator? What would you ever want or need a defibrillator for (other than defibrillation, of course)? Don’t they expire, anyway?
Absolute scum of the earth and I really do hope karma finds them!
This is horrible. But you can see the logic in it, steal defib, sell, probably buy drugs.
A few years back, some drunk cunt in my hometown decided to just pull one off the wall and smash it. Some people are just terrible.
Picture looks like it doesn’t have a lock. That’s a bit silly. People are scum. We know this. Everywhere else has a keypad on which the 999 operators can give over the phone.
Possibly someone’s seen the sign above as a challenge.
They’ve certainly succeeded in one challenge. To prove they’re the biggest cunt in the county.
A literal cost of living crisis
What’s the difference between being stolen and being used?
Sounds about right on southern rail
Siri show me a good demonstration of England today.
Siri show me a good demonstration of England today.
Scum. Subhuman scum.
What the fuck is even the point of nicking one of those? I should think that even the most dimwitted local scally could figure out that they’ll have trouble flogging it to someone they met in the pub, let alone taking it to Cash Converters.
Scum
Victor Frankenstein: I’m in the market for such a device
Victor Frankenstein: I’m in the market for such a device
Scummy bastards.
What station, so I can avoid having a heart attack there?
Scummy bastards.
What station, so I can avoid having a heart attack there?
Disappointed not angry
Disappointed not angry
That’s so British though……
Man walks into the train station anxiously, he doesn’t know if she’s going to show, standing on the platform, he feels a twinge in his chest. Nerves, he thinks, he’s been waiting for this day for a year. The twinge grows, slowly it expands to a crushing feeling in his chest, a feeling like someone is grabbing him by the ribs and slowly squeezing. He begins to sweat. He starts to panic as the crushing feeling grows. His life begins to flash before his eyes as the crushing feeling grows stronger and stronger, and then a flash of an image of a defibrillator at the entrance of the station. In a daze he hobbles towards the entrance, and sees the yellow box, adrenaline runs through him as the box comes nearer as the crushing grows stronger, and then the words come into focus as he stands before it:
“we’re really disappointed to tell you this defibrillator has been stolen…….”
No need to apologise he thinks, rather I’m sorry, it’s my fault I needed you today.
He collapses, eyes blank and fixated on the yellow box. In the background a train pulls up to the station. Doors open, a woman steps onto the platform, eyes searching, full of hope……
OP go to the nearest Spoons to see if someone is trying to pawn it off there
There’s some absolute shits in this world, seriously just some absolute scum of the earth shits.
Thieving cunts.
Stolen for the battery perhaps?
Same with people taking life preservers at lakes and ponds. They don’t think like the rest if us.
Work at a airport. We had one stolen from here. Potentially by some youths or homelessness.
Naturally there worthless and stand out quite easily. No one with any sense would ever touch it.
Anyway a month past in which the device was handed into a local train station which in turn was returned back to it’s place in the airport.
Back in the day, it would have been a Lada or Skoda owner for inevitable Winter starting issues 😆
Jeez! That I really is disappointing. Took me a few seconds to take the whole thing in as real. It is probably about as scum stupid an action as I have heard of. Sadly I am not as surprised as I feel I should be.
Vandalism rather than theft for any other purpose, would be my guess.
Lowest of the low 😡
How would you even fence a defibrillator?
We had a similar situation, on the face of it the site defib had been stolen and we asked the same questions as to who and why… It later transpired that the hotel opposite had someone in need of it and as they are registered the ambulance service was able to give the location and access for the caller, the kit then stayed attached to the patient and the whole thing ended up at A & E, returning the equipment is obviously the last priority.
They have trackers in them
We really are in the end of days ..
The dude behind the counter at the pawn shop later that day…
“wtf, god damn crack heads! Where’d this come from, I assume they’ll need a replacement.”