Germany has no spice. At all. Holland would never attack Germany.
Also, do the marshes count as farmland?
Execute the Swedes? That’s a bit much.
Just make more land, like you always do.
It’s almost like we’re building a ton of extra houses a year 70k or so
Can’t you just drain the sea as usual to expand your tiny empire? In addition, we constantly supply you with new mud via the Rhine, so there is no reason to be aggressive.
Send 1% of your population to Suriname every year
There’s a thing called building taller. It would solve the housing problem without eating out farmlands
Yesssss let’s make the most densely populated area in Europe… EVEN MORE POPULATED!
Less nature, less breathing room, less less less
More immigrants, more commieblocks, more concrete more more more
Invade Germany? With what army? The in the Bundeswehr integrated Dutch forces? Or do they just send in the Marine forces since the German ones are now under Dutch control?
Invade Belgium, easy
Option #1 not so bad
Whilst I recognise the value of farmland, do they need to grow so many fucking tulips. Not even a decent flower.
Yes just force farmers to give up their often multigenerational businesses because the government takes too much migrants in.
It only works if it fits into the balloon, Hans
just stop making more people?
Otherwise it would be just like the Dutch saying: mopping with the tap open…
66% is already very a very low pourcentage for farmland tbh
Way too easy of a take: Developers don’t want to build because its not profitable anymore. There also is way to much uncertainty due to the delay in starting and completing a build.
If Hugo did not fck up the renters market by legislating it all to max rent thresholds we’d have a free healthy market and developers would continue to develop; allowing a healthy equilibrium in supply/demand.
Cuz then the farmers wil get mad 🙁
You should just make more of your citizens prime minister for the sake of eating them
The Netherlands and Britain are more similar than I thought.
Execute all muslims: Sorta the solutions some politicians give, but without the lethal part. Of course, the muslin part doesn’t like this, and we get riots.
Invading germany: some parties like FvD want to step out of nato, and have the ability to follow up with an attack on germany. But then the german part won’t like this, and we get roits.
Taking away the farmland like we are to some degree doing by making it impossible for farmers to do their jobs because of stupidly high prices. But the farmers don’t like this, and we get roits.
Part of the problem is also that a lot of people buy cheap forested land, and wait for the zoning to be changed to anything more valueable. Then all they have to do is wait until someone finally throws up a couple million euros for land that maybe only costed them one thousand.
I dont think ruining your exports is that good of an idea
How about the hunger games? You get your people high on weed and let them fight each other for some snacks
Steal some colonies. Haití for example
Mars colonization
You know you’ve failed as a country when “farmland” looks like “available land”. If the land is used for farming, it’s not fking available.
The sad reality is that we just don’t have any available land anymore
As an Italian looking for apartments in NL, I really don’t get what’s the point of all that money if it still gets you living conditions on par with high-intesity farm animals
Yeah, replace open land with more houses. Genius solution. What if it doesn’t work though …
Just do a government buy back of the land at a great price
Please give back the 67 km² of Dutch annexed German land.
Sincerely,
A Turk
F*ck off. They want to “free the land” to give it to the illegal immigrants. With some climate apocalypse/greenwashing framing. PVV needs to save 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱💕
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Germany has no spice. At all. Holland would never attack Germany.
Also, do the marshes count as farmland?
Execute the Swedes? That’s a bit much.
Just make more land, like you always do.
It’s almost like we’re building a ton of extra houses a year 70k or so
Can’t you just drain the sea as usual to expand your tiny empire? In addition, we constantly supply you with new mud via the Rhine, so there is no reason to be aggressive.
Send 1% of your population to Suriname every year
There’s a thing called building taller. It would solve the housing problem without eating out farmlands
Yesssss let’s make the most densely populated area in Europe… EVEN MORE POPULATED!
Less nature, less breathing room, less less less
More immigrants, more commieblocks, more concrete more more more
Invade Germany? With what army? The in the Bundeswehr integrated Dutch forces? Or do they just send in the Marine forces since the German ones are now under Dutch control?
Invade Belgium, easy
Option #1 not so bad
Whilst I recognise the value of farmland, do they need to grow so many fucking tulips. Not even a decent flower.
Yes just force farmers to give up their often multigenerational businesses because the government takes too much migrants in.
It only works if it fits into the balloon, Hans
just stop making more people?
Otherwise it would be just like the Dutch saying: mopping with the tap open…
66% is already very a very low pourcentage for farmland tbh
Way too easy of a take: Developers don’t want to build because its not profitable anymore. There also is way to much uncertainty due to the delay in starting and completing a build.
If Hugo did not fck up the renters market by legislating it all to max rent thresholds we’d have a free healthy market and developers would continue to develop; allowing a healthy equilibrium in supply/demand.
Cuz then the farmers wil get mad 🙁
You should just make more of your citizens prime minister for the sake of eating them
The Netherlands and Britain are more similar than I thought.
Execute all muslims: Sorta the solutions some politicians give, but without the lethal part. Of course, the muslin part doesn’t like this, and we get riots.
Invading germany: some parties like FvD want to step out of nato, and have the ability to follow up with an attack on germany. But then the german part won’t like this, and we get roits.
Taking away the farmland like we are to some degree doing by making it impossible for farmers to do their jobs because of stupidly high prices. But the farmers don’t like this, and we get roits.
Part of the problem is also that a lot of people buy cheap forested land, and wait for the zoning to be changed to anything more valueable. Then all they have to do is wait until someone finally throws up a couple million euros for land that maybe only costed them one thousand.
I dont think ruining your exports is that good of an idea
How about the hunger games? You get your people high on weed and let them fight each other for some snacks
Steal some colonies. Haití for example
Mars colonization
You know you’ve failed as a country when “farmland” looks like “available land”. If the land is used for farming, it’s not fking available.
The sad reality is that we just don’t have any available land anymore
As an Italian looking for apartments in NL, I really don’t get what’s the point of all that money if it still gets you living conditions on par with high-intesity farm animals
Yeah, replace open land with more houses. Genius solution. What if it doesn’t work though …
Just do a government buy back of the land at a great price
“Execute all Muslims ☝️🤓”
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Dear Germany,
Please give back the 67 km² of Dutch annexed German land.
Sincerely,
A Turk
F*ck off. They want to “free the land” to give it to the illegal immigrants. With some climate apocalypse/greenwashing framing. PVV needs to save 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱💕
Okay but do you really want to lower housing?
Then more Swedes will come to your country.