CRISTENING’S

25 comments

1. Divorces? They supply a boxing ring for that lol

2. At least they got one right. The function room is indeed for hire.

3. Passin’s???? I guess they haven’t heard the word wake

4. The passin’s of loved ones.
   Amazing ability to include an accent there

5. We should text that number and tell them…

6. What genre of music do The Passin’s of Lovedones produce?

7. >PARTY’S

   >ROOM’S

   Something tells me this person spent more time smoking behind the bike sheds than sitting in English at school

8. “what’s that smell daddy?” Yer nan was in here yesterday timmy

9. Wow what are the chances!? As it happens I need someone to help with the passin’s of lovedones. Do you think they do hits? Greatest hits of course. At their venue. For hire.

10. The sign writer’s clearly being paid by the apostrophe.

11. The Passin of the Crist

12. People often think if it has an ‘s’ attached, it needs an apostrophe. I say people, I mean idiots.

13. I’m not saying it’ll be a shithole but probably.

14. How many apostrophes should I use? Yes

15. Come on , where is this ?

16. If I had a white marker I’d be tempted to write “ORGIES!!” on there.

17. I love a divorce party

18. The Passin’ of the Christ

19. Divorce is

20. Bet this
    Place has a flat roof.

21. Welcome to Gloucester lol

22. By any chance does this establishment have a flat roof?

23. Jesu’s Chri’st

24. The least ominous function room hire I’ve ever seen.

    This is the type of place where the ‘function room’ is just an area of the pub and alki Dave is able to just wander over and take a funeral sausage roll

25. *Cristenics. Completely different thing mate.