Llorona Fire Vocalist After He Reportedly Admits to Dosing Bandmate With Estrogen to Steal His Fiancee

by nimobo

13 comments

  1. I did not ever expect to see those words combined in a sentence in this way but here we are. 😳

  2. > in hopes that would give him the opportunity to ‘swoop in’ once he looked stronger and more manly in comparison.

    This sounds like a plot from Always Sunny.

  3. It’s not even 8 AM and I already know that’s the weirdest thing I’ll hear all day.

  4. who’s going to tell him it doesn’t work like that lol

  5. “I’m gonna make him more sensitive….cuz women hate that.”

  6. Overheard after a recent Llorona concert: “Bro…those fuckin’ tunes were sick, and that dude playing bass had some sweet titties!”

  12. How was this guy able to get estrogen? Isn’t it hard to get hormones?

  13. This is like an alternate, fucked-up version of Layla.

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