If you’re homosexual, it is the most atteactive language.
unfortunatly it doesn’t work. I tried to speak French to the women of chocolatine-city, and they didn’t drop their panties.
Both of these sound better than the ear rape in the Netherlands
Guten Morgen
Gut grüße
Bond your, Jim apple Hamish (not my real name BTW)
Jizz wee eh coss eh
Je Jew eh le foot ah veck mon frer
It’s probably Romantic when other people speak it but it definitely fucking isn’t when I speak it.
Guten Abend to all enjoyers of manly, hard consonants and chad compound nouns.
Human resources cannot safe you from our supremacy.
If only. Sadly french only work on other man, that’s why we’re all gays.
No. French only sounds somewhat good when singing.
Italian and some accents of spanish are 👌
And idk why but hungarian sounds so sexy to me
Actually the way we peceive languages is strongly influenced by the way we think about the countries we associate with them.
This is making it just worse for us though
I had a Dutch friend when I worked abroad for a while, two of her friends came over for a weekend and we all met in a bar. She asked me to speak English with my French accent (cuz I don’t have much accent in English). I think I could have scored with all three thanks to my accent, their reaction was impressive (and surprising)
Wtf is that title trying to say?
German spoken by females is very attractive to me, better than any romance language actually (least side switching Italian I know).
It does work. However, I ended up with a German instead.
On the other hand, There is this french girl at work that I think is into me. I would totally ask her out but I don’t think I could stand the smell of her naked armpits.
When spoken slowly and calmly, German is quite pleasant. I don’t understand a word, but that’s another matter.
I guess it depends on dialect, didn’t love the guys on côté d’azur (partly because they kept shouting “whore” at me and partly because of the way they sounded while shouting) but civilized French works on me 100%.
Arrete Michelle, tu vas tomber caralho!
Well it is true, but that being said as someone from Ticino (Italian speaking canton) we are less reliable than the Swiss germans and not nearly as refined as the romands.
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If you’re homosexual, it is the most atteactive language.
unfortunatly it doesn’t work. I tried to speak French to the women of chocolatine-city, and they didn’t drop their panties.
Both of these sound better than the ear rape in the Netherlands
Guten Morgen
Gut grüße
Bond your, Jim apple Hamish (not my real name BTW)
Jizz wee eh coss eh
Je Jew eh le foot ah veck mon frer
It’s probably Romantic when other people speak it but it definitely fucking isn’t when I speak it.
Guten Abend to all enjoyers of manly, hard consonants and chad compound nouns.
Human resources cannot safe you from our supremacy.
If only. Sadly french only work on other man, that’s why we’re all gays.
No. French only sounds somewhat good when singing.
Italian and some accents of spanish are 👌
And idk why but hungarian sounds so sexy to me
Actually the way we peceive languages is strongly influenced by the way we think about the countries we associate with them.
This is making it just worse for us though
I had a Dutch friend when I worked abroad for a while, two of her friends came over for a weekend and we all met in a bar. She asked me to speak English with my French accent (cuz I don’t have much accent in English). I think I could have scored with all three thanks to my accent, their reaction was impressive (and surprising)
Wtf is that title trying to say?
German spoken by females is very attractive to me, better than any romance language actually (least side switching Italian I know).
It does work. However, I ended up with a German instead.
On the other hand, There is this french girl at work that I think is into me. I would totally ask her out but I don’t think I could stand the smell of her naked armpits.
When spoken slowly and calmly, German is quite pleasant. I don’t understand a word, but that’s another matter.
I guess it depends on dialect, didn’t love the guys on côté d’azur (partly because they kept shouting “whore” at me and partly because of the way they sounded while shouting) but civilized French works on me 100%.
Arrete Michelle, tu vas tomber caralho!
Well it is true, but that being said as someone from Ticino (Italian speaking canton) we are less reliable than the Swiss germans and not nearly as refined as the romands.
But we are the most fuckable of the swiss.
[Sono Ticinese](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyzbuJyrV14&ab_channel=DavidCastello-Lopes)
Moin *bites into Fischbrötchen*