I hate everything the cunt says but he’s the only orangeman with an ounce of real passion

by KermitIsDissapointed

38 comments
  1. I mean, there’s the obvious one: ourselves, see Karansebes.

    Apart from that: have to hand it to the Italiens, they managed to make the Alpine front in WW1 just as much of a shit-show as we did.

  2. He was the embodiment of evil for me. Hardline cunts like him are the *real* cause of the Troubles, even if clowns like the DUP try and now pin all of the blame solely on the IRA. The IRA were in a shambles and a non existent force before the sectarian trouble sparked after the Civil Rights movement marches. Terence O’Neill as PM of NI at least tried to make some changes to the sectarian government in NI in response to the Civil Rights movement, but he was fatally undermined by Paisley and people like him. Paisley would rather drive headlong towards civil war than make any concessions towards equality to the Catholic Irish that he despised. If that wasn’t enough he even [gave money to the UVF to fund their false flag bombing campaign](https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/ian-paisley-supplied-money-to-uvf-for-bombings-in-1969-documentary-claims-1.4009254) to really kick off the Troubles with a bang in 1969. Stubborn cunts like him have blood on their hands for all the deaths caused by the Troubles.

  3. Otto Von Bismark. Being in the German sphere of influence is better than whatever the f*ck we’re experiencing right now

  4. Fucking De Gaul, he was an ally but he was just as Anglo phobic as Petain,

    He was a right bastard who instead of us being perfidious Albion he was Perfidious France personified. 

    Absolute bellend.

    However I also have mad respect for him 

  5. Hard question

    Maybe, as a state – ottman empire, in particular Suleiman the Magnificent. It was “respecyed enemy”.

    From another Muslim state – maybe Carl Gustav.

  6. Alan Turing, a genius who played a critical role in helping fight the axis powers. What’s more is that he killed an Englishman so he gets top marks all around in my opinion.

  7. The Dutch, they say to “hate” us but keep demanding we be “roommates”

  8. Peter The Great, ended Swedish dominance over the north, but he is without a doubt a great man of history.

  9. Sweden – as slow as they are, they are still our arabian brothers.

    The Gilbert Grape of countries❤️

  10. Our biggest enemy in recent history killed Hitler so I guess props for that

  11. Cecco Beppe

    also known as for the less cultured as Franz Joseph I

    yeah he was our sworn enemy. But also the poor man never caught a break in its life, found at the helm of Austria when it was tearing constantly itself apart and died believing he signed his own country to death (he did)

    And the sad thing is he wasn’t even an evil man. Like, not much more than your average aristocrat for that time at least. So yeah it’s gotta be him honestly

  12. Nelson. I hate him, so, so much. But as a sailor myself, I have to respect the man.

    https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horatio_Nelson

    On land, I would probably say Bismark.

    In litterature, Niccolò Machiavelli, who in the purest Italian tradition hates us French more than we hate him.

  13. The Habsburg dynasty that ultimately built the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

    The castle they originated from is close to where I live and while we may have thrashed them around with our halberds a few times, I can still respect them for building an empire out of a small castle.

    We’re still better at skiing though, get fucked <3

  14. Unironically any of the Austrian military leaders we faced off in any conflict. Radetsky, Tegethoff, Boroniavic… MAN WHY DO WE GET THE COMPETENT AUSTRIANS LEADERS

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